Disclaimer: I don't own Advance Wars. It's developed by intelligent systems TM and Game Boy Advance is trademarks of Nintendo. Well, I own the game, but not the whole company.

-Advance Wars --Don't worry, Green Earth!

This is my first fic ever. And I suck at English, but whatever, practice makes perfect.

Chapter 1: Find Eagle's lucky goggles!

Place: ---Green Earth HQ--- Drake is watching TV, while Jess is outside, fix a broken MD tank. Eagle comes from the kitchen, searching for something.

Eagle: Hey, Drake...Have you seen my lucky goggles anywhere?

Drake: No

Lash runs by the window, with goggles in her hand.

Drake: Why don't you ask Jess if she have seen them?

(Outside)

Jess: Your stupid goggles? Well, there you laid them, probably. Search for them instead of standing there disturbing me!

Eagle: Hey...I just asking you something!

Jess: Quit that, then.

Eagle: Do you have something against me? Huh?

Jess stands up, and looking at something inside the tank.

Jess: When you come and disturb me, yes!

Eagle:mumbling Spots Lash Hey!!! She got my goggles! Get her!!!

Eagle runs away

Jess: Yawn...What happened to him? Who's "she"?

Eagle is now chasing Lash with his fighter.

Jess: Well, I guess Drake's doing something....

She walks away.

Inside, Drake's still watching TV

TV man: And now we are going to see a bunny eat a carrot.

Drake: Geez...Today's nature program sucks...

Jess comes in

Jess: What happened to Eagle? First, he dares to disturb me, and then he run into his fighter and flew away in less than 10 seconds!!! And by the way, he didn't screamed when he put his foot in a puddle with water.

Drake: That last part surprise me...

All of a sudden, a green fighter (A.K.A Eagle's fighter) flies only a few yards from the window that explodes. Splinter of glass flies all over the room. Drake and Jess go wide eyes when they realize that some splinter flew only some inches from their heads. Both of them sigh in relief.

Drake: Good thing was that I visited the bathroom earlier...

Jess: Thanks for the information, Drake...

--- What will happen now? Find it out in the next chapter...

About that part when Drake's talking about his "visit to the bathroom" you know. That is Swedish humor... Yes, I'm from Sweden. I hope you liked this. If you did, please review!