-Advance Wars --Don't worry, Green Earth!

Yup...I still suck at English. But whatever let us begin...

Chapter 2: Where shall we search?

Where we were last, Eagle didn't find his lucky goggles. Then he realized that Lash had taken them, and he begun his search. He flew only some yards from the window, which exploded. ..

Place: Green Earth HQ, in a room with a broken window.

Drake: Geez...Who should tidy up this?

Jess: Eagle of course!

Drake: But he's in Black Hole now.

Jess: And we are going to let it look like this until he's back?!

Drake: Yeah...

Jess: You've know him to long...

(Black Hole)

(In the air)

Eagle: Now you're gonna get it...

He flies as fast as he can after Lash (who flies in another fighter) until he see that Hawke stands beside a Missile unit. He does a very fast turn and flies as fast as he can away from the missile.

Eagle: GREAT! How the hell should I get my goggles now?! What are Jess and Drake doing now?!

Eagle calls them on a phone (what else?)

(Green Earth HQ)

The phone is calling.

Drake: Green Earth HQ, Drake here...

Eagle: DRAKE!!!

Drake: Eagle? What are you doing--

Eagle: Stop that chatting already! Take your battleship and help me take my goggles from Lash!!!

Drake: But where are you?

He interrupts by Jess.

Jess: (Yelling) EAGLE!!! Come home! NOW!!! Do you know how it looks like here!?

Eagle: What!? Are we under attack?

Jess: No, your fool! It's your fault!!!

Eagle: My fault?!

Jess: It's splinter of glass everywhere! When you flew only a few yards from our window, it exploded!!! You nearly killed me and Drake!

Eagle: We haven't time for that!

Jess: (Yelling higher than before) TIME TO SEE ME AND DRAKE ALIVE, HUH!?!

Eagle: Will you just SHUT UP a moment, so I can speak?

Jess: (Still yelling) EAGLE, COME HOME NOW SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!!!

Eagle: Can you give the phone to Drake now?

Jess: (You know) WHY SHOULD I?! YOU DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US ANYW-

*CLICK*

Jess: Hello?...

Drake: So?

Jess: That b******!

Drake: Don't say that, Jess... He just wanted his goggles back. By the way, do you se that black fighter who's chasing by a green fighter?

Jess: It's Eagle! Can I borrow your battleship awhile?

Drake: Huh?

Jess: So I can shoot at them...

Drake: But Jess, you can't shoot at planes with a battleship!

Jess: Well, if you pull the "FIRE" bottom many times, it will fly higher!

Drake: BUT-

Jess runs out

Drake: She must be really angry to begin think like Andy...Geez...

(On Drake's battleship)

Jess: Fire, fire, fire...There!

Jess pulls the bottom many times.

Jess: KABOOM!

Nothing happens. Drake comes

Drake: But Jess, you can't-

KABOOM!!!

Drake: Wow...It flies higher that I thought...

Jess: Of course...

Drake: But you nearly hit Eagle's jet!!

Jess: You thought I aimed at the Black fighter?

Drake: JESS!!!

Jess: Well, sorry...I didn't hit him anyway...

Drake: It flies so long...Wow... Away to Yellow Comet...

Jess: What if we hit Kanbei?! He will slash us good with his katana!

Drake: Calm down, Jess...By Neptune's beard, it's 1 to 1000 to be hit by that...

Jess: Only one with huge bad luck would be hit by that, right?

Drake: Like Sonja then...

They stare at each other some second and go wide eyes

Both: HURRY!!!!

What will happen now? Only way to know, it's to read next chapter, in: "Don't worry, Green Earth!". And if you wish, leave a review.

By the way, does anyone know what it's sounds like when the phone calls in English? In Sweden, we say *RING* but I don't think you call it that in English... See Yaa in next chapter!