-Advance Wars
--Don't worry, Green Earth
Chapter 3: Mighty Kanbei, do you have time?
Where we were last, Eagle had still not found his goggles, and Jess was mad because Eagle had crashed the window with his fighter. Jess tried to shoot Eagle with Drake's battleship, but failed...
Place: On Drake's battleship, on their way to Yellow Comet.
Jess: AHHH!!! Kanbei´s gonna kill us!
Drake: Calm down. By Neptune's beard, he can't kill us just like that!
Jess: I'm sure that's no problem if we hurt Sonja first...
Drake: Well, Ok then...
(In the air)
Eagle: Were did Lash go? I can't find her anyway! That fighter just disappeared!
(Back on battleship)
Jess:...
Drake: (Looking in his telescope)
Jess:...
Drake: (Stop and looks at Jess instead)
Jess:...(still don't saying anything)
Drake: What's up, Jess? You look worried. Is something wrong?
Jess: (Looks at Drake) No. But you better go away awhile...
Drake: What? Why should I? I care about you, an´ you just want me to go away when you're like this!
Jess: I care about you too. So go before you get covered by vomit. I'm seasick.
Drake: Oh...
(Back to Eagle, still searching for his goggles)
Eagle: I'll never find my lucky goggles!
He spots Lash who has landed on a continent. He does a nosedive with his fighter, and then after that, he landed.
(Now to Drake's battleship again)
Drake: You feel better now?
Jess: ...
Drake: We're in Yellow Comet now...
(They go to the HQ)
People are running everywhere. Jess and Drake stare at everyone.
Drake: There's the room Kanbei used to be in.
Jess: Let's go then.
While Jess is thinking "Oh god, we're doomed", Drake's knocking on the door.
"Come in", a voice says
Both Drake and Jess take a big breath, stare at each other, and goes in.
Inside, the modern samurai, also known as Kanbei, looks out of the window. He's quiet.
Drake: K-K-Kanbei, will you excuse us for a moment...?
Kanbei: Ah, Drake! Long time, no see! Tell Kanbei, what have driven you here and your red-haired friend to Yellow Comet?
Jess: (Whispering to Drake) Your battleship...?
Drake: (Whispering back) He didn't mean it that way (To Kanbei) Erhum...Good to see you, Emperor of Yellow Comet... I...No...WE, Jess and I were trying new things that haven't been tried before on my battleship...
He stares at Jess awhile, and then keeps going
Drake: So suddenly-
Jess: We shoot and the missile flew higher than ever before, and we think it landed here, in Yellow Comet.
Kanbei: Ah, red-haired-girl saying that a missile flew here? So that must be the missile that flew in the water there. Ah, Kanbei is fascinated!
Jess and Drake: Err...?
Kanbei: It makes the people fascinated too! More morale! Ah, thank you, Drake and Red-haired girl!
Jess: (Angry) My name is Jess...
Drake: So...There's no one hurt?
Kanbei: No, not a scratch on anyone!
All of a sudden, a black fighter crash into a little house, while a green fighter nearly crashed, but it turned very fast. As fast as a lightning strike.
Drake: Kanbei, isn't that your storage of katanas? Because you don't wear your usual katana, it's there, right?
Kanbei: Green fighter...Kanbei´s storage of katanas...
Drake: Err...Emperor Kanbei, are you alright?
Kanbei doesn't answer. He just looks angrier than ever before.
Drake and Jess: Uh-oh...
Jess: (Whispers to Drake) Time to leave now, right?
Drake: Yes.
Kanbei takes a katana out of a box and looks evilly at Jess and Drake.
Drake and Jess: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Will Kanbei slash Jess and Drake good now? Only way to now, is to read next chapter in "Don't worry, Green Earth!"
And leave a review while you're at it...
Ok. This chapter wasn't as good as ch.2. But I hope you liked it anyway! Ciao!
[Victory March]
Chapter 3: Mighty Kanbei, do you have time?
Where we were last, Eagle had still not found his goggles, and Jess was mad because Eagle had crashed the window with his fighter. Jess tried to shoot Eagle with Drake's battleship, but failed...
Place: On Drake's battleship, on their way to Yellow Comet.
Jess: AHHH!!! Kanbei´s gonna kill us!
Drake: Calm down. By Neptune's beard, he can't kill us just like that!
Jess: I'm sure that's no problem if we hurt Sonja first...
Drake: Well, Ok then...
(In the air)
Eagle: Were did Lash go? I can't find her anyway! That fighter just disappeared!
(Back on battleship)
Jess:...
Drake: (Looking in his telescope)
Jess:...
Drake: (Stop and looks at Jess instead)
Jess:...(still don't saying anything)
Drake: What's up, Jess? You look worried. Is something wrong?
Jess: (Looks at Drake) No. But you better go away awhile...
Drake: What? Why should I? I care about you, an´ you just want me to go away when you're like this!
Jess: I care about you too. So go before you get covered by vomit. I'm seasick.
Drake: Oh...
(Back to Eagle, still searching for his goggles)
Eagle: I'll never find my lucky goggles!
He spots Lash who has landed on a continent. He does a nosedive with his fighter, and then after that, he landed.
(Now to Drake's battleship again)
Drake: You feel better now?
Jess: ...
Drake: We're in Yellow Comet now...
(They go to the HQ)
People are running everywhere. Jess and Drake stare at everyone.
Drake: There's the room Kanbei used to be in.
Jess: Let's go then.
While Jess is thinking "Oh god, we're doomed", Drake's knocking on the door.
"Come in", a voice says
Both Drake and Jess take a big breath, stare at each other, and goes in.
Inside, the modern samurai, also known as Kanbei, looks out of the window. He's quiet.
Drake: K-K-Kanbei, will you excuse us for a moment...?
Kanbei: Ah, Drake! Long time, no see! Tell Kanbei, what have driven you here and your red-haired friend to Yellow Comet?
Jess: (Whispering to Drake) Your battleship...?
Drake: (Whispering back) He didn't mean it that way (To Kanbei) Erhum...Good to see you, Emperor of Yellow Comet... I...No...WE, Jess and I were trying new things that haven't been tried before on my battleship...
He stares at Jess awhile, and then keeps going
Drake: So suddenly-
Jess: We shoot and the missile flew higher than ever before, and we think it landed here, in Yellow Comet.
Kanbei: Ah, red-haired-girl saying that a missile flew here? So that must be the missile that flew in the water there. Ah, Kanbei is fascinated!
Jess and Drake: Err...?
Kanbei: It makes the people fascinated too! More morale! Ah, thank you, Drake and Red-haired girl!
Jess: (Angry) My name is Jess...
Drake: So...There's no one hurt?
Kanbei: No, not a scratch on anyone!
All of a sudden, a black fighter crash into a little house, while a green fighter nearly crashed, but it turned very fast. As fast as a lightning strike.
Drake: Kanbei, isn't that your storage of katanas? Because you don't wear your usual katana, it's there, right?
Kanbei: Green fighter...Kanbei´s storage of katanas...
Drake: Err...Emperor Kanbei, are you alright?
Kanbei doesn't answer. He just looks angrier than ever before.
Drake and Jess: Uh-oh...
Jess: (Whispers to Drake) Time to leave now, right?
Drake: Yes.
Kanbei takes a katana out of a box and looks evilly at Jess and Drake.
Drake and Jess: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Will Kanbei slash Jess and Drake good now? Only way to now, is to read next chapter in "Don't worry, Green Earth!"
And leave a review while you're at it...
Ok. This chapter wasn't as good as ch.2. But I hope you liked it anyway! Ciao!
[Victory March]