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REVIEW COMMENTS!!!
Ryou-is-mine: Ferro & Rocher, emmmm, yum! Ice Cream makes everything better! Smoothie…and something I whipped up yesterday! It took 5 hours to make, but so what?! CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!!!
Treasureplanet-gurl: Usually, I just write from memory, but today I watched the movie. Ya know, got some ideas to make the plot a LOT more interesting! SMOOTHIE AND CHOOLATE CHEESECAKE!!
Queen Sarabi: Yeah, I like the Lion King. Hamlet, really boring Shakespeare play. Not so boring in the end, b/c everybody dies!
Okay, I will sum up Hamlet in a paragraph!
Hamlet comes back from England to Denmark to mourn his father (the king's) death, and finds that his mother has married his uncle, Claudius. His father's ghost comes back and tells him to kill Claudius. Hamlet acts crazy, and Ophelia, his former girlfriend, goes mad and drowns. Hamlet kills Polonius and his son, Laertes poisons his sword so that Hamlet will die and he will get revenge. Claudius holds a duel and tries to get Hamlet to drink some poisoned wine; the queen drinks it instead and dies. Laertes stabs Hamlet, Hamlet takes the sword and stabs him back. Hamlet uses the last of his life points to kill Claudius. Everybody but the crowd and Horatio, who we don't find out about until the end really, dies!
HAHA! Now why didn't Shakespeare just write that?! Err, for an easier version you can watch the Simpsons version, it starts out with Homer finding a 20-year due library book!
HAHA! Here's your Chocolate cheesecake and smoothie!
Keeper of Insanity: Err, the LOTR one was with Pippin eating at the buffet! Hmm, never thought about Kim, it's too close to Kim Possible, ya know? And Jen, well, I know a girl named Jen who is really nice, so it's kind of a tribute to her, plus you really can't do a Kim-o thing. Thanks very much! I never even noticed that and I am reposting that chapter!
And yes, I did make the first chapter very similar, but you know, plot development shudders. It's going to be a better end! Take your food! My fingers are too tired to type! I've been practicing the guitar!
Elvenwolf: Critisisim doesn't mean nessesarily bad things! Things that might have been confusing, a misspelled word, a paragraph repeated, etc, etc…TAKE THE FOODSTUFFS!!!
I'm trying to figure out the chords to "I'm still here(Jim's theme)" I have a few!
G7 F G D G7 Am. OKAY! FINALLY, HERE IS THE CHAPTER!
Chapter 12-the longest one yet
"Pirates on my ship? I'll see they all hang!" Captain Amelia snapped a cartridge into a gun. She tossed it to the doctor and unlocked her cabinet, taking out the treasure map. "Doctor, are you familiar with these?"
Delbert held it at an arm's length, "Well, I've seen, erm, well I've read-" He accidentally pulled the trigger and shattered a bronze globe that wasn't a foot away from the Captain. She stared, shocked at the globe stand, the only thing left.
"No, really, I'm not," the doctor concluded.
Amelia rolled her eyes and turned to Jen, "Ms Hawkins, defend this with your life!" She tossed the globe to Jen, but Morph, who had followed her into the cabin, grabbed it.
"Morph!" She quickly wrestled it out of the shapeshifter's mouth. The pink blob whined and stared at its reflection on the shiny surface.
All four of them looked to the door, sparks showed where the crew was trying to force their way into the stateroom.
Amelia took all of the guns out of one of her lockers and began to make a hole in the floor. Jen dropped through first, then the Doctor, and finally the captain. They could hear a boom as the door was incinerated.
Jen ran as fast as she could, the three clamored down several sets of stairs and many hallways, and finally reached the hold. Delbert fell right in the threshold and Amelia pulled him out of the way to slam the door shut just in time.
"To the longboats quickly!" she ordered while welding the door shut, and opening the hatch below. Amelia executed a superb flip to land in the boat; she aimed her gun at the door.
The pirates finally broke through the door. They began shooting, trying to get closer to the boat, Jen could see John Silver's hulking form walking down the stairs near the entrance.
"CHEW ON THIS YOU PUSS FILLED BOILS!" Amelia abandoned her shield and began firing openly, but she didn't manage to hit any pirates. The doctor stuck a finger in his ear and pulled the trigger. The gun let out a bolt that hit a metal crate, which in turn fell down onto the pirates, sending them falling out of the ship and down a long ways to the planet's surface.
Amelia looked at the doctor with a questioning eye.
"Did you actually aim for that?"
"You know actually I did…" but Delbert sounded just as astounded as his complimentor.(A/N: is that even a real word?)
The Captain immediately shoved his head down, saving him from a painful laser-bolt to the head.
All that Jen could do was look on; she had no weapon. Before she knew what was happening, Morph had grabbed the map from her.
"Morph!" She jumped out of the boat, following the blob that was causing all the trouble.
Amelia shrunk down, "Oh, Blast it!" She glared at Silver, who was in the middle of closing the hatch. He stared back at her with a grin, but turned, distracted by a noise.
"Morph! Give it back!"
The shapeshifter gave her a playful look and started towards Silver.
"C'mere Morph," Silver cooed, "Come
to yer dad!"
"Morph, c'mere, c'mon!"
"Morph!"
"Morph!"
The blob looked around, confused and sad, how was he supposed to decide between the two people in the world he loved the most? Suddenly, Morph smiled and dove into a coil of thick rope.
Silver stumbled towards it, falling when his leg gave out, and just as he reached in to pull out the map, Jen was there. She stared at him, map in hand, her eyes blazing with rage, but she used her best judgment, there was no way she could fight him here and still get away alive.
She ran, her white hair providing a good target around the dark background.
Silver changed his arm into a gun, he aimed it, but his shaky arm was enough to tell him he couldn't shoot. He dropped the gun down and shook his head.
"NOW!"
Amelia and Delbert both shot out the lines that held the boat in place, Jen fell suddenly from above, giving them just enough weight to slide out of the belly of the ship and into the planet's atmosphere.
"Jen!" Delbert ran to the side of the longboat, pulling Jen out of danger. Amelia pulled up the sail.
"Perimeters matched, hydraulics engaged." The boat sped away from the Legacy, gradually getting lost in the giant mushroom like trees on the planet.
"That's it, come to Papa!"
"Hold yer fire! We'll lose the map!"
"Captain! Laserball at twelve o'clock!!!!!!!!!!!!" Delbert stuck his fingers in his ears yet again. Amelia desperately tried to turn the boat.
They were hit; the sail and half of the boat blew up. The longboat kept falling, Amelia tried to steer and hit a mushroom tree, it exploded it their faces, giving off a sulfurous smell, all of the passengers coughed. Jen threw up, and most of her last dinner landed on Amelia's uniform, the Captain was too busy to notice.
The boat's nose hit the ground first, sending up a cloud of dust and moss. The longboat flipped, trapping its crew underneath.
For a few second no one moved, and then Delbert lifted up one side. Jen crawled out, coughing to get the taste of half-digested food out of her mouth.
"Well, that's more fun than I ever want to have again," Delbert commented.
The Captain laughed weakly and stood, holding her ribs, "Not one of my more gossamer landings," her knees gave out and she almost fell to the ground. Pulling herself up, she pushed the doctor out of the way and smoothed her hair back. "Oh don't fuss, a cup of tea and I'll be right as rain!
"Ms Hawkins…?" Her eyes were on the doctor; she shook her head and turned to face Jen, "the map if you please?"
Jen pulled it out of her pocket and smiled. She was confused though when it began to float, "What?" It quickly lost its form and changed into… "Morph! Morph where's the map?!"
Morph quickly did an impression of the map going into a coil of rope.
"Are you serious?! It's back on the ship!??!!!"
Morph giggled guiltily as Jen tried to catch him in her hands.
Amelia stared upwards at the sound of an engine, "Stifle that blob and get low, we've got company." They waited to speak until the boat had passed, "We need a more defensible position," she handed a gun to Jen, "Ms Hawkins, scout ahead."
Jen nodded, "Aye Captain."
Jen slid down a fallen mushroom covered with moss, Morph close by her side. She turned at every sound, but there weren't too many; Morph suddenly began to make lots of bizarre noises.
"Shhhh," she held the gun up and put a finger over her lips. Jen flicked a button and the gun began to power up. She heard a whir of gears from the pitcher plants, walking over, she peered into one of them, nothing.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Jen suddenly found herself pinned to the ground by a robot, the wires in the back of his copper head were loose, most of its metal was covered with algae and moss.
"Oh this is fantastic! A carbon based life form is here…to rescue me!!"
She pushed him off, "What the…?"
He, at least it seemed to be a he, looked embarrassed and pulled on the wires emitting from the back of his head, "My name is…er," Morph did an imitation of B.E.N. that sounded distinctly like: "Cuckoo," Jen smiled and pressed his head down to make him stop.
"Um…B.E.N! Oh of course I'm B.E.N. Bio-electronic navigator! And you are…?"
"Jen."
"Oh, nice to meet you Jenny!"
"Jen, J-E-N; Jen."
"So, how's the weather been lately?"
"Buzz off you cracked robot!"
B.E.N. sniffed, "Now that's not very nice! I'm just a marooned robot!"
"Err, sorry."
He ran up and hugged her, cutting off her air, "Stop touching me!!"
"Sorry! Sorry! You see, I lost my mind, literally!" He began searching her like a person stuck in an airport security line, "You haven't found it, have you?"
"No, but now I know why you were left here!"
"Well, It's not my fault that…OH DARN! I almost remembered the last thing Flint told me!"
Jen, who had been right in the middle of sneaking off, stopped and skipped back. "Captain Flint?"
"Oh yeah, I think he suffered from mood swings, but anyways; you'll let me know if I'm rambling?"
The girl shook her head, "But what about the treasure? You know, the loot of a thousand words?"
"Loot?"
"Yah," she pointed to Morph who was doing an impression of a chest filled with gold, "It's pretty much the only thing he was famous for, well besides kidnapping the Swan Princess, but that's another story."
"Nope."
Jen sighed and began to walk away, "Sorry B.E.N. but I have to find a place to hide, so I'll just be going now."
B.E.N. dropped to his knees, "I know, I'll be fine on my own," he sniffed, "Lots of people left me behind, one more time can't hurt."
Jen sighed, "If you're going to come along, you've got to be quiet."
B.E.N. jumped up in the air, landing in Jen's arms, "HUZZAH! HAHA! I'M…" he stared at Jen's cold eyes, "Being quiet!" he whispered.
She dropped him, "And you've got to stop touching me!"
"Touching and talking, my two big no no's."
Jen started towards the thick mushroom jungle, "I think we should go this-"
"Jenny, before we go out on our big search," he pulled apart a curtain of vines, "Can we make a quick pit stop at my place?" he crossed his legs, "Kind of urgent!"
Jen smiled, looking out over the open plain towards a thing that looked like an upside down piece of pottery. "B.E.N., I think you just solved my problem."
Alright, all reviewers get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, SMOOTHIE!!! Sorry, my family ate all the cheesecake!
Whoever can answer this question gets a part in my next fic: Where is the one place where pitcher plants and Venus flytraps grow?