Disclaimer: Okay, you should know what's gonna be here, I don't feel like writing it!
Stuff: Okay, there was this little chibi-Jen at the bottom of the page, but it didn't load, so I have to find a place to put these things. I have a chibi-Jen and chibi-Amelia…maybe I can get them up on my bio…I dunno…
Mmmmmmm, blackberries and vanilla ice cream!'
Reviewer comments!
Ryou is mine: Hm, twitchy eye? When I get angry right behind my nostril starts twitching, if I'm really angry I snarl, if I'm super angry I hiss! SCARE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD!!! SAVE BUBBLES!! He can hide in his plant! You're moving? That suxs…and as to the chocolate cow question, I DON'T KNOW MY DAD IS A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND KNOWS NOTHING OF COWS!!!
Treaureplanet-gurl: Aw, Bubbles has two friends; my sister's fish: Marc and Thomas. They play dead, seriously. They float to the top, but if you tap the tank they start swimming again. THOMAS IS DEAD!! MWAHAHA!!
AlexRyder: YES! Actually I did get the idea from Finding Nemo. There's that fish who likes bubbles and then that time where Dory and Marlin are in the Jellyfish forest…
Dory: You can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
Marlin: The question is, are you hungry?
Dory: Huh?
Marlin: Because you're about to eat my bubbles!!!
My fingers are sore! I practiced almost non-stop guitar, pretty soon I'm gonna post my LOTR spoof on American Pie
SPECIAL PREVIEW!!
"Why?!" "Why?!" all the orcs did cry
Two Towers changed the powers, but they aren't allies
And Smeagol and Deagol fished in a tub.
They caught a fish that went glub-glub.
They caught a fish that went glub-glub.
So do ya want to read it?
PART 2 UP!!
The longboat slowly lifted up to the Legacy. Jen peered over the edge; the deck was lifeless. Slowly she crawled over, but there was nobody around. B.E.N. fell noisily over the edge.
Jen gave him a glare and he started to whistle until she tried to bolt his mouth together.
"Okay, I'll go get the map, you-"
"I'll deactivate laser cannons, ma'am!"
"B.E.N.!!" But he was already down the hall and out of sight. She sighed and started towards the cargo bay.
"Disable a few laser cannons, what is the big idea?" B.E.N. said to himself, he pulled open two door to where the connections where. Hundreds of tiny wires seemed to pop back at him.
"Oh Mama!"
'Just a few more steps,' she thought, stepping up to the coil of rope where Morph had disappeared not a day before. She pulled out the golden map and slipped it into her pocket.
A blaring alarm went off.
"Whoops! Okay, fixing!" B.E.N. said to himself, carefully inserting the wire back to its place. "Bad B.E.N.! BAD!"
Jen ran as fast as she could to the hatch, mumbling: "That stupid robot is going to get us all…killed." The word was slowed by the last person she wanted to see.
Scroop.
He grinned evilly, "Cabin Girl."
Jen's eyes opened wide as his sharp claws clicked open, she turned and sprinted down the hall, her boots clicking on the floor. She grabbed random boxes and threw them on the floor behind her.
The pirate behind her was laughing; she could hear the cruel malice in his voice, the clicking of his claws as he vaulted over the boxes, and worst of all, the sounds of him getting closer.
Slamming on her brakes, Jen jumped backwards, slamming into Scroop's hard shell. She grabbed her gun and switched it on; the gradual loading wouldn't be fast enough. Quickly, she executed a tumble and stood, facing him.
He snapped his claws and grinned.
'No fear,' she thought, 'don't think about what he's gonna do after I'm dead. CRAP!'
Scroop propelled himself forwards; Jen dove under him and raced back up the hall, suddenly realizing that all those overturned boxes were going to be a problem.
The gun.
The gun should be loaded by now!
She pointed it at him. The lights went out.
"Okee-doke, breathe in…breathe out." B.E.N. stuck the lighting wire back in just as the emergency power kicked in, giving an eerie glow to the whole ship.
Jen blinked, Scroop was gone. No one to the left or right…that means…
A claw hit the side of her head.
She shot upwards and grabbed her bleeding head at the same time. The laser burst just barely missed Scroop. His eyes were already back on her.
"Dammit," she whispered and shot again.
Blood rushed in her eyes, Jen squinted to see where he was.
A claw around her neck told her.
He hissed and squeezed; Jen choked on her air.
"Die now."
Jen stared at him, her face utterly blank, not bothering to use any energy to struggle.
Scroop raised an eyebrow; his grip got just a hair lighter. Jen clenched a fist at her waist and smiled.
He wasn't quick enough to stop the punch.
The tables turned quickly, Jen now stood over the pirate with a gun pointed at his head.
"I would kill you," she hissed, "But only pirates kill in cold blood."
He growled, "Your mistake!" She dodged his lunge, but suddenly he was behind her, his voice whispering in her ears.
Jen didn't bother to listen. She threw her head back and hit him right between the eyes. His very presence was gone; on the floor now lay the body. She had hit him precisely in a vulnerable spot.
She shook her head and dragged his body to the deck, glaring at it one more time before throwing it overboard.
B.E.N. stepped onto the deck, "Laser cannons deactivated Captain Jenny ma'am. Geesh, that wasn't so hard!"
Jen stared at the small sphere, it had already caused at least five deaths, and nothing else would happen to anyone if she could help it.
Yes, I'm sorry that it is so short, but I have to get these Ideas out onto the computadora, Spanish for computer. I've had two rolling around in my head for over a week.
Next posting is asap after we get home from VALDOSTA!!! Everybody give Bubbles some comfort food!