A Brotherhood Camping Trip
Chapter 3
Bathroom Crisis and Another Guest
"I have to go pee." said Pietro, bouncing in his seat.
"Where almost there." said Rogue, putting on another coat of lipstick.
"How much further." said Todd, now sitting next to Pietro in fear.
"80 miles." said Mystique, petting Jade.
"WHAT! That's it I'm moving before he pee-s all over, yo." said Todd, hopping next to Kurt.
Pietro's eyes went wide. "Stop the car!" yelled Pietro, mystique stopped and he ran out.
After about five minutes later, they where driving happily along, whistling. Fred had turned on some music, which turned out to be pretty good. Jade was currently setting on Todd's lap sleeping. Then the usual thing started to happen.
"Are we there yet." said Pietro, bored like.
"No" said Mystique, foreseeing the usual.
"Are we there yet."
"No"
"How about now"
"No"
"We there."
"No"
"Are we there."
"SHUT UP!!" yelled everyone in the car.
"Okay fine, hey is that Pyro?" asked Pietro pointing at a guy dancing to 'Bootylicious' by: Destiny's Child.
"Hey, I think it is." said Lance, looking out the window.
"Hey, Mystique can you drive faster." said Todd, now in the corner farthest a way from John.
"No, Mystique can we pick him up. There's room next to Toad." said Pietro, looking out the window.
"Sure." said Mystique, pulling over.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Todd, now in the corner, so tight, he appeared to be shrinking.
Pietro opened the door. "Hey, John. What are you doing out here?" He asked in wonder.
"Well, Magneto said that we should get more. Then he said particularly me, so he kicked me out." said John, with a smile as his australian accent spoke to the sound of the music.
"Wan't a ride?" asked Kurt, with a smile.
"Sure." said John running in the car as it started to rain.
"You can sit next to Toad." said Wanda, smiling wickedly.
"Oh boy, hey Toad?" asked John happily.
"Fear." was all Todd muttered.
John jumped in and hugged him, with his famous huge Pyro smile. Toad in the mean time, kept trying to jump out of the car. Kurt had ported him back in three times, before switching seats with him. When finally they arrived at the camp ground, covered in mud, but some areas where dry.
"Is there enough room in the tent for John?" asked Fred, looking at the tents.
"Yah, Toad and Kurt's." said Mystique, at this Todd and Kurt began to cry.
"Oh, stop crying, it's just Pyro." Pietro after realizing this. "Oh."
"It's not that bad, and he wouldn't be that way if he hadn't gotten a boulder dropped on his head." Said Tabitha, filing her nails.
"Who did that, anyway?" asked Fred, who had Jade on his shoulder.
"Pitor, but it was an accident." said John, whistling happily.
"Oh." said Fred, setting up HIS tent.
"Well, we best get unpacked before it starts to rain again." said Mystique, opening the trunk.
"Okay." muttered most of the other, grabbing things and setting up.
"So are we going to start a fire later?" asked John, with a smile.
"Uhmm." said all the others beside Todd.
"See what you did." said Todd smugly, before going into his tent.
"He's right, is he not." said Lance, looking dully at John.
"Yup." said all the rest, looking at John.
To Be Continued
A/N: Next, pyro get's fire, and the rest get hell.
"I have to go pee." said Pietro, bouncing in his seat.
"Where almost there." said Rogue, putting on another coat of lipstick.
"How much further." said Todd, now sitting next to Pietro in fear.
"80 miles." said Mystique, petting Jade.
"WHAT! That's it I'm moving before he pee-s all over, yo." said Todd, hopping next to Kurt.
Pietro's eyes went wide. "Stop the car!" yelled Pietro, mystique stopped and he ran out.
After about five minutes later, they where driving happily along, whistling. Fred had turned on some music, which turned out to be pretty good. Jade was currently setting on Todd's lap sleeping. Then the usual thing started to happen.
"Are we there yet." said Pietro, bored like.
"No" said Mystique, foreseeing the usual.
"Are we there yet."
"No"
"How about now"
"No"
"We there."
"No"
"Are we there."
"SHUT UP!!" yelled everyone in the car.
"Okay fine, hey is that Pyro?" asked Pietro pointing at a guy dancing to 'Bootylicious' by: Destiny's Child.
"Hey, I think it is." said Lance, looking out the window.
"Hey, Mystique can you drive faster." said Todd, now in the corner farthest a way from John.
"No, Mystique can we pick him up. There's room next to Toad." said Pietro, looking out the window.
"Sure." said Mystique, pulling over.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Todd, now in the corner, so tight, he appeared to be shrinking.
Pietro opened the door. "Hey, John. What are you doing out here?" He asked in wonder.
"Well, Magneto said that we should get more. Then he said particularly me, so he kicked me out." said John, with a smile as his australian accent spoke to the sound of the music.
"Wan't a ride?" asked Kurt, with a smile.
"Sure." said John running in the car as it started to rain.
"You can sit next to Toad." said Wanda, smiling wickedly.
"Oh boy, hey Toad?" asked John happily.
"Fear." was all Todd muttered.
John jumped in and hugged him, with his famous huge Pyro smile. Toad in the mean time, kept trying to jump out of the car. Kurt had ported him back in three times, before switching seats with him. When finally they arrived at the camp ground, covered in mud, but some areas where dry.
"Is there enough room in the tent for John?" asked Fred, looking at the tents.
"Yah, Toad and Kurt's." said Mystique, at this Todd and Kurt began to cry.
"Oh, stop crying, it's just Pyro." Pietro after realizing this. "Oh."
"It's not that bad, and he wouldn't be that way if he hadn't gotten a boulder dropped on his head." Said Tabitha, filing her nails.
"Who did that, anyway?" asked Fred, who had Jade on his shoulder.
"Pitor, but it was an accident." said John, whistling happily.
"Oh." said Fred, setting up HIS tent.
"Well, we best get unpacked before it starts to rain again." said Mystique, opening the trunk.
"Okay." muttered most of the other, grabbing things and setting up.
"So are we going to start a fire later?" asked John, with a smile.
"Uhmm." said all the others beside Todd.
"See what you did." said Todd smugly, before going into his tent.
"He's right, is he not." said Lance, looking dully at John.
"Yup." said all the rest, looking at John.
To Be Continued
A/N: Next, pyro get's fire, and the rest get hell.