-Advance Wars
--Don't worry, Green Earth!
Hello again! I just want to clear some things up...
First of all, I'm not trying to make you think that The Green Earth guys are in love with each other or something...
For example, Jess/Eagle or Jess/Drake...
They just care about each other very much...
But think whatever you want, as long as you don't think Eagle/Drake...
Shall we begin?
Chapter 16: Lash's toy box of poison
Place: Black Hole HQ
Eagle is standing straight, looking at Flak, the big BH CO, who's pointing a rifle at him.
Flak: Eagle, Eagle...I've heard about you...The prince of the skies...
Eagle: Have you?...Even the Black Hole guys have heard about me?...(Strokes his hair backwards)
Flak: How does it feel to be killed a day like this?
Eagle: I'm not gonna die.
Flak: IDIOT! You'll be begging for mercury when I've shoot you ten times in your leg!
Eagle: I don't think you can hit me at all.
Flak: Huh?
Eagle: (Close his eyes)
Flak: What, worm?!
Eagle: Didn't you heard the lighting out there?
Flak: Err...Yeah...I heard it...But that doesn't matter!
Eagle: (Open his eyes again) It's time for my lightning strike!
Flak: WHA!?
The lightning strike, his Super CO Power, have made him very fast.
Not only have his air units become faster. He has become it too.
He kicks away Flak's leg so that Flak falls down, and jumps over him and runs like a coward.
Flak shoots with his rifle like crazy, but doesn't hit Eagle.
He stands up, and chases Eagle, still shooting
Eagle runs faster and faster, until they come to a bend. He stops, and hides behind the bend.
Flak comes closer and closer. Eagle spots a glass bottle and a stick.
When Flak's beside Eagle, on the bend, Eagle puts Flak helmet of, with the wooden stick he found, and smashes the glass bottle in Flaks head.
Flak's head are harder that Eagle expected, so before Flak passes out, he shoot one shot towards Eagle...
(To Jess)
She's going down to the basement, you know.
Jess: Err...I hope nobody's here...
She feels sick because the nasty smell of blood down there.
But suddenly, she spots a pool of blood on the floor. She startled.
Jess: Oh hell...That looks like it's fresh blood...Not like the other pools down here...
She stops
Jess: Oh no! Drake!
She runs, but can't find anything.
Suddenly, she comes to a room with prison cells
No one is inside the cells
And the keys to the cells are lying on a table beside, so the guard had maybe already been there.
She breaks down, and cries on the ground.
Now she had maybe lost both Drake and Eagle.
Blood is everywhere, so it wasn't impossible Lash had made something terrible with Drake
When she sits on the floor, with rivers of tears down her face, someone puts a hand on her shoulder.
She looks up fast, and startled.
Drake: Aw, Jess...Why are you sittin' here all alone, cryin'? I can't stand see you cryin'!
Jess: Drake! You're ok!
Drake: Of course I am! What about Eagle?
Jess begins to cry again, and tells Drake about what happened, and what Eagle did
Jess: And worst of all, he smashed me hard on my shoulder.
Drake: Did he punch you?!
Jess: That one you are holding a hand on.
Drake: Oh, sorry!
He takes away his hand, and goes away
Jess: Where are you going?
Drake: Eagle may need my help.
Jess couldn't say anything
Drake: Stay here and we'll pick you up later!
Jess: No-
Drake: (Interrupts) Jess, I know you're not the one who's standing behind the tree when somebody's fighting, but can't you please stay here? You are safe here. Nobody's coming.
He tried to smile, but Jess could see that he was very worried for Eagle.
Drake goes away.
Jess is just sitting there; the tears are still running down her face.
But she soon put herself together, and stands up.
If she wasn't allowed to be on the front, she would at least call for help.
Jess goes out, and looks for Max and Sami.
As the same time as she goes out, somewhere else Lash is playing with her new toys
Max and Sami are staring at Lash, with panic in their eyes
Lash just smiles
Lash: If I was you, I would run...
Sami: But now we are the CO's we're known for...So shut the trap, Lash!
Lash: Oh? You're matching me? You're so silly!
Max: (quiet) We'd better go now, Sami...
Sami: Wait, Max...Lash...
Lash: TeeHeeHee! Look what I got here...
She takes out a little box, and shakes it gentle
Lash: In some seconds, this box will explode, and a poison gas will make you pass out...
Max: Sami!!! She's nuts! We must run!
Sami: But go if you want to, Max! I will stay here, playing with Lash!
Lash: Oh? So you're leaving, Max?
Max: Hell, yes!
Sami: What are you waiting for, Max?!
Max: You!
Sami: I'm fine! Do you wanna survive or what!?
Max: But-
Sami kicks Max's ass, so he begins to run up the stairs.
Lash: Then it's no fun!
Sami: Hey, I'm here, Lash! You're not going anywhere before I'm out!
Lash: Is that so?
Sami: Well...(Thinking) Max, search for Andy, your big oaf! Please! Cuz I'm gonna fall...
Well...Another chapter...
I know...These last chapters haven't been funny at all, but it's most adventure this part...
I'll try to make it funnier soon...But it's hard to make this serious part funny...
However, tune on next, on "Don't worry, Green Earth!" chapter 17
Well, well...You all know that I want many, many, many reviews...
So what are y'all waiting for?!
[Victory March]
--Don't worry, Green Earth!
Hello again! I just want to clear some things up...
First of all, I'm not trying to make you think that The Green Earth guys are in love with each other or something...
For example, Jess/Eagle or Jess/Drake...
They just care about each other very much...
But think whatever you want, as long as you don't think Eagle/Drake...
Shall we begin?
Chapter 16: Lash's toy box of poison
Place: Black Hole HQ
Eagle is standing straight, looking at Flak, the big BH CO, who's pointing a rifle at him.
Flak: Eagle, Eagle...I've heard about you...The prince of the skies...
Eagle: Have you?...Even the Black Hole guys have heard about me?...(Strokes his hair backwards)
Flak: How does it feel to be killed a day like this?
Eagle: I'm not gonna die.
Flak: IDIOT! You'll be begging for mercury when I've shoot you ten times in your leg!
Eagle: I don't think you can hit me at all.
Flak: Huh?
Eagle: (Close his eyes)
Flak: What, worm?!
Eagle: Didn't you heard the lighting out there?
Flak: Err...Yeah...I heard it...But that doesn't matter!
Eagle: (Open his eyes again) It's time for my lightning strike!
Flak: WHA!?
The lightning strike, his Super CO Power, have made him very fast.
Not only have his air units become faster. He has become it too.
He kicks away Flak's leg so that Flak falls down, and jumps over him and runs like a coward.
Flak shoots with his rifle like crazy, but doesn't hit Eagle.
He stands up, and chases Eagle, still shooting
Eagle runs faster and faster, until they come to a bend. He stops, and hides behind the bend.
Flak comes closer and closer. Eagle spots a glass bottle and a stick.
When Flak's beside Eagle, on the bend, Eagle puts Flak helmet of, with the wooden stick he found, and smashes the glass bottle in Flaks head.
Flak's head are harder that Eagle expected, so before Flak passes out, he shoot one shot towards Eagle...
(To Jess)
She's going down to the basement, you know.
Jess: Err...I hope nobody's here...
She feels sick because the nasty smell of blood down there.
But suddenly, she spots a pool of blood on the floor. She startled.
Jess: Oh hell...That looks like it's fresh blood...Not like the other pools down here...
She stops
Jess: Oh no! Drake!
She runs, but can't find anything.
Suddenly, she comes to a room with prison cells
No one is inside the cells
And the keys to the cells are lying on a table beside, so the guard had maybe already been there.
She breaks down, and cries on the ground.
Now she had maybe lost both Drake and Eagle.
Blood is everywhere, so it wasn't impossible Lash had made something terrible with Drake
When she sits on the floor, with rivers of tears down her face, someone puts a hand on her shoulder.
She looks up fast, and startled.
Drake: Aw, Jess...Why are you sittin' here all alone, cryin'? I can't stand see you cryin'!
Jess: Drake! You're ok!
Drake: Of course I am! What about Eagle?
Jess begins to cry again, and tells Drake about what happened, and what Eagle did
Jess: And worst of all, he smashed me hard on my shoulder.
Drake: Did he punch you?!
Jess: That one you are holding a hand on.
Drake: Oh, sorry!
He takes away his hand, and goes away
Jess: Where are you going?
Drake: Eagle may need my help.
Jess couldn't say anything
Drake: Stay here and we'll pick you up later!
Jess: No-
Drake: (Interrupts) Jess, I know you're not the one who's standing behind the tree when somebody's fighting, but can't you please stay here? You are safe here. Nobody's coming.
He tried to smile, but Jess could see that he was very worried for Eagle.
Drake goes away.
Jess is just sitting there; the tears are still running down her face.
But she soon put herself together, and stands up.
If she wasn't allowed to be on the front, she would at least call for help.
Jess goes out, and looks for Max and Sami.
As the same time as she goes out, somewhere else Lash is playing with her new toys
Max and Sami are staring at Lash, with panic in their eyes
Lash just smiles
Lash: If I was you, I would run...
Sami: But now we are the CO's we're known for...So shut the trap, Lash!
Lash: Oh? You're matching me? You're so silly!
Max: (quiet) We'd better go now, Sami...
Sami: Wait, Max...Lash...
Lash: TeeHeeHee! Look what I got here...
She takes out a little box, and shakes it gentle
Lash: In some seconds, this box will explode, and a poison gas will make you pass out...
Max: Sami!!! She's nuts! We must run!
Sami: But go if you want to, Max! I will stay here, playing with Lash!
Lash: Oh? So you're leaving, Max?
Max: Hell, yes!
Sami: What are you waiting for, Max?!
Max: You!
Sami: I'm fine! Do you wanna survive or what!?
Max: But-
Sami kicks Max's ass, so he begins to run up the stairs.
Lash: Then it's no fun!
Sami: Hey, I'm here, Lash! You're not going anywhere before I'm out!
Lash: Is that so?
Sami: Well...(Thinking) Max, search for Andy, your big oaf! Please! Cuz I'm gonna fall...
Well...Another chapter...
I know...These last chapters haven't been funny at all, but it's most adventure this part...
I'll try to make it funnier soon...But it's hard to make this serious part funny...
However, tune on next, on "Don't worry, Green Earth!" chapter 17
Well, well...You all know that I want many, many, many reviews...
So what are y'all waiting for?!
[Victory March]