Asparagus: well this is my first fan fic so it might not be fantastic. Live with it.

Kaiba: why do I have to be in this?

Asparagus: holds up his Blue eyes white dragons (all 3)

Kaiba: blackmailer...

DISCLAIMER:I do not own Yu-gi-oh.

Kaiba:or me

Asparagus: But you're in Yu-gi-oh.

Kaiba: DO IT!

Asparagus: fine, DISCLAIMER:I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Seto Kaiba, Or any of his blue eyes white dragons.

Kaiba: You don't have any cards.

Asparagus:I know V_V but i'm hoping i'll get some for my birthday!

Kaiba: Lets just get on with it!

Asparagus: please R&R!!

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CHAPTER1: How they end up here, the first person to go insane, and Bakura and Malik are afraid of marshmallows?

Malik: *is bored*

Bakura: *is also bored*

Malik: I'm bored.

Bakura: me too.

Malik: let's go poke someone!

Bakura: yeah!

*both go to find random person to poke.*

Bakura: let's poke that guy!

Bakura:*poke*

Malik:*poke*

Bakura:*poke*

Malik:*poke*

*guy turns*

Bakura: uh-oh

Shadi: What-*realizes it is Bakura and Malik*you two! You shall not poke shadi! Ever!*hands start glowing*

Malik: RUN AWAY!!!!!

Bakura: and that's why we need to hide!

Ryou: hide from shadi? You're kidding right? That's like impossible!

Yugi: *nods*

Yami: You deserve it any way.

Malik: Why you-

*shadi appears*

Bakura: Uh-oh.

*shadi points at them*

KABLOOIE!!!!

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Yami: *rubs head*what happened?*look around*what the?

Joey: wha-?

Yami: Why are you, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, Bakura, Duke, Serenity, Mai, Marik, and Malik here?

Joey: where is here? Why is it all Egyptiany?

Yami: Because it's my mind you dolt!*wakes everyone up*

Malik: nooooo!!! I'm too young to die!!!

Bakura: You're over 5,000 years old you idiot!

Malik: Oh yeah? Well I have the rest of forever to uh... not die!

Bakura: that doesn't even make sense! And you don't anyway!

Malik: Yes I do!

Bakura: no you don't!

Malik: Yes I do!

Bakura: no you don't!

Yami: QUIET!!!! It doesn't matter anyway because you're not dead!

Yugi: how'd we get in your mind Yami?

Yami: *shrugs*

Kaiba: *from corner*Where the heck am I?*sees everyone, Bakura and Malik in particular* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not you again! Wait. *evil grin*heh heh heh*pulls something out of pocket and throws it at Bakura and Malik*

Bakura: NOOOO!!! Anything but that!

Malik: RUN AWAY!!!!

*both run out the door*

Tristan: they're afraid of marshmallows?

Bakura and Malik:*from other room*AHHHH!!!

*everyone goes to other room*

Yugi: hey this is my mind!

Bakura: *from floor* too *twitch* much *twitch* nice *twitch*

Serenity: Yay! Toys! *starts playing*

Yugi: *joins*

......

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*everyone is playing in Yugi's mind except the Yamis, Marik, Mai, and Seto Kaiba.*

Yami: look there's a giant marshmallow!

Bakura and Malik: AHHH!!!

Yami: made you look!

Kaiba: is throwing marshmallows at Bakura and Malik.

Marik: is sitting on the floor with his eyes closed rocking back and forth.

Yugi: *yawns I'm tired.

Ryou: no problem! *takes a bunch of inflatable mattresses out of his pocket*

Everyone: 0__________________________________________________0

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*mattresses are blown up*

Joey: Yay! ^_^*falls onto a mattress and immediately falls asleep*

Marik: CHEESE!!!

Malik: NOOO!!! He can't have gone insane already! *shakes Marik*Snap out of it!!!

Marik: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb-

Yami:*hits Marik and Malik on the head* time to go night night! ^_^

Asparagus: well that's the end of chapter one!

Kaiba: and someone's already gone insane!

Asparagus: And Malik and Bakura are afraid of marshmallows! ^-^

Kaiba: It says that in the title.

Asparagus: please rate!

Kaiba: just hit the purple button.
Asparagus it's that easy!

Kaiba: please she's driving me crazy!