Legolas woke up and got out of his bed, he walked over to his bedroom door, only to find a wall in it's place. This puzzled him, since when had the door disappeared? He turned around and noticed that in fact he wasn't even in his own room. He stooped and though a moment. He was pretty sure he'd fallen asleep in his own bed in his own room, yet the evidence seemed to state otherwise. Then it dawned on him, 'I bet someone's moved me in my sleep!' he thought 'that's just the sort of trick father would play on me! I knew he was annoyed about me drinking that wine of his!' with that Legolas got dressed, relieved and surprised to see his own things in the room and went in search off a bathroom.
He didn't get far; in fact he only got into the hall when yet another surprise was waiting for him. A somewhat confused Sam was looking around the hall. Noticing Legolas he almost fell over in shock! Before he could say anything Aragorn walked into the hall with a confused look upon his face….
A short time later the rest off the fellowship entered the hall all with confused looks upon their faces. Even Pippin looked slightly more confused than normal (sorry Pippin fans, but Pippin does always look confused, it's why we love him!).
"What kind of elvish joke is this?" cried Gimli angrily. Dwarf logic stated that everything disagreeable was down to the elves. Legolas raised his eyebrows at the dwarf.
"I was about to ask if you knew anything about this actually" said Legolas, annoyed for being blamed for a situation that wasn't even his fault!
"I don't think any off us are to blame" said Aragorn sensing yet another argument between Legolas and Gimli.
"You would be right" said a woman who had just appeared "I did this"
"Well you can very well undo it!" said Boromir annoyed "I have a meeting to attend and I don't want to be late!"
"Ok I will" said the woman. Everyone stood there waiting but nothing happened.
"Hurry up about it!" cried Gimli annoyed.
"Oh not now" said the woman. "you have to spend a month here first" everyone looked on in horror. "Consider it a holiday!" she said before dematerialising.
"Now what?" asked Pippin.
"I suppose we should look around" said Gandalf who had been quiet during the conversation before, and so everyone split up to look around.
"Who wants to decorate there home with that?" Aragorn said noticing a TV. He and Legolas had decided to look around downstairs, Boromir and Gimli were studying the surrounding area. Gimli was hoping for caves. Upstairs was Left to Gandalf while the hobbits went on search for food, as that was all they were interested in.
"Ugly isn't it" said Legolas looking at the TV. "unless.."
"Unless what?" asked Aragorn
"You don't think it has some purpose do you?" Legolas asked.
Aragorn studied the TV and noticed the power button. He decided that he might as well find out what it did. Needless to say the TV turned on! The sudden noise and pictures caused Legolas and Aragorn to reach for weapons. Finding none they bravely hid behind the sofa.
A few seconds later they realised that the TV wasn't hurting them, Legolas looked around the sofa to see a picture of some birds sitting in a tree. This got his curiosity up and he crawled out from behind the sofa Aragorn followed, as he didn't want to leave his friend in danger.
"So when a parrot sees a lion, it will mimic the lions roar, warning the other birds a Lion is near." Said the TV. Legolas sat on the sofa and started at the TV in amassment. Aragorn sat with him for a few minutes before getting bored. Now that he knew what a TV did, he had lost interest. He decided to go find the hobbits.
Legolas however, wanted to learn more about Parrots so carried on watching the TV"
"I found food!" said Merry happily and the other hobbits gathered round. Merry had opened the fridge, that being the only thing he could reach. (Not including some cupboards containing pans) "At least I think it's food"
"That's food!" said Pippin, who was an expert when it came to whether something was food or not.
"What's that stuff around it?" asked Frodo picking up a packet of bacon.
"magical see through wrapping!" said Pippin, making up the answers as he went along. The other hobbits accepted this answer and set about to the task off opening the bacon. They struggled at it for awhile (not having anything sharp) when Sam came up with a plan to use his teeth. This worked well. Merry looked in the fridge again and found a box of eggs, this was easy to open. He also found something wrapped in paper, which seemed to be butter.
"I've found butter to cook with!" said Merry happily. Frodo got a frying pan out of the cupboard and Sam grabbed some tomatoes he had noticed in the salad tray before shutting the fridge.
"But what shall we cook it on?" asked Pippin looking around the kitchen. It was at this point Aragorn walked in.
"Lets find some wood and light a fire outside" he suggested. This seemed like a brilliant idea so the hobbits walked past the cooker and went outside to light a fire.
The fire had just been lit when Boromir came back.
"Gimli's still looking for a cave" he said in greeting. "You've found breakfast!" he added happily, he was getting hungry.
"Find anything interesting?" asked Aragorn who was now getting sick off food talk.
"I found some stables." Said Boromir proud of his discovery.
"We have horses?" asked Aragorn excited at the idea.
"No just stables!" said Boromir sending all of Aragorns hopes crashing to the ground. "we do have some chickens though!" he said seeing Aragorns face.
"Well that counts for something" said Aragorn trying to sound optimistic but failing.
Authors Note: so what do you think? Worth continuing? Review and tell me!