An: Hey everybody! I'm back and ready to write!!! Missed me? Good! Well, here it goes!

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Ch. 7 – Planning

"Day three...what's the plan?" Heero sat on his bed, trying to concoct something to totally embarrass Heero. –What can you do that would humiliate a fool? –

"Well...nothing, yet." Duo scratched his head and looked at the phone. –Guess they're not up yet. Hilde said she'd call with the plan...–

"It's nearly ten. You have NO game plan?"

"Well, Hilde usually does the planning, and I usually do the dragging you along."

"Probably best that way." –But if I did the planning...– "How about you surprise her though, today, when she calls, we'll all ready have a perfect day planned."

"WE will?"

"Yes, WE will."

"As in she knows it's WE?"

–Moron...– "No, as in, she thinks you're smart for the only time in your life."

"Oh! That's perfect, buddy!"

–Oh gosh I can't wait to get this trip over with...–

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Hilde felt around on the nightstand for the ringing phone. "He...hello?" The voice on the other end was sickeningly happy for this time of morning. "What...what time is it? .... Ten? All ready? ... Huh? The plan is WHAT? ... You're sure? ... Ok, bye."

"Hmm? Who was that?" Relena looked across the room at Hilde who was now sitting up.

"Wrong number..." –Gosh I wish that had been the wrong number. What's gotten into Duo?"

"Really? Awful long conversation for a wrong number." Relena yawned and sat up, stretching, but she couldn't seem to get the kinks out of her back. "I think I slept wrong last night."

"Sorry...do you realize we slept nearly twelve hours?"

"Wow!" She glanced at the clock. –Ten all ready? Hmm...we loose half the days just sleeping...–

"So you ready for today?" Hilde smiled. –Oh gosh I don't want to say this...–

"What? Have you got something planned?" –Hilde, no more clubs, or parties, please...–

"Umm...not exactly...just...beach, yeah, just hanging out." –I have plenty of time to tell her. PLENTY of time. Surely Heero won't be THERE...wait...maybe...oh gosh Duo you're a genius! I bet he's convinced him to be IN it! –

"You sure?"

Hilde smirked, looking as though she had something devious in her mind. "Positive."

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"What's the excuse gonna be?" Duo asked, leaning back in a beach chair and shading his eyes from the sun.

"You all ready told her. Who needs an excuse?" Heero slipped on his shades.

"Well, that wouldn't exactly benefit the two of yours relationship. If anything, it would hinder things."

"So? I'm not in this for Relena." –Remember? I don't care about her...I don't...I swear I don't–

"But you're supposed to be! I can't just say that I wanted them to go have fun without us. Especially if we're both THERE!"

"But hiding. I just want to make sure that you SEE Hilde's face."

"Unless..."

"And I want to see yours."

"Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"You were in it!"

"Oh no!" –You...you would get enjoyment out of that, but I am NOT under any circumstances..."

"Yes! It's perfect!" –Not that I want to see any of it, but if you're making me...–

"That would make you TOO happy. This is revenge. This is NOT to further embarrass me." –There is no way you can possibly convince me...–

"C'mon buddy! I'd do it with ya, but..."

"No! I'm not doing it!" –There is no way in this world I am going to do that. Public embarrassment is NOT for me. This is to anger Duo. Wait, Hilde, seeing me, cheering, hmm...– Heero's frown changed to a smirk. "Maybe it's not such a bad idea."

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An: So it's incredibly short! I'm sorry. I was trying to get SOMETHING out for you guys. Have u guessed what they're going to do? Haha! I'll have the next chappie out ASAP.

Special Thanks:

Hououza – Thanks! I had a great vacation. I gave you more to figure out, so have fun! Thanks for the review!

JK – Yes, sorry to disappoint. They will be smoochin' a little later though. Thanks for the review!

Swords-Babe – Yes, Heero may murder Duo, give him some time. He's trying to figure out a way to get him back. Just wait. It works pretty well. Thanks for the review!

Naitheas – Don't worry, they'll have a few more lip locks. Thanks for the review!

Tally:

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Right – 4