The defeat of Voldemort...the real story!
Disclaimer: Sue me...fine- J.K. Rowling owns everything you recognize...and lots of money.
This is going to be like a news cast...
Announcer: Hmmm...Bertha, I'll take the cheese and turkey. No not cheddar you idiotic woman. Of course Swiss. Who would want turkey with-
Off stage voice: Bobanator, We're airing.
Announcer/Bobanator: Airing? No, it smells perfectly fine in here, unless someone farted, then duh, air it out.
Off stage voice: No- I mean that we're on.
Bobanator: On? Oh, on! Wizards and witches we have a special announcement! We have found it what happened to old Voldie shorts- I mean Voldemort. No, it was not little one year old Harry Potter that defeated him. We have special footage! Lets look at it.
[picks nose]
Wait- your not showing the footage?!
Off stage voice: We're on it
Bobanator: Good
[burps]
[farts]
Air it out in here will you?
You mean your still not showing the footage?! WELL SHOW IT!
News clip video
Voldemort (A short plump man wearing a green mask) [speaks in monotonous tone: O young Harry Potter you shall be defeated by me! Mwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Harry Potter [a fat little round balding man, dressed in a baby's costume]: waaaa. Help me help me help me!
O, and voldie, cut it with the evil laugh-
I mean waaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!
Voldie: Adavara Kevarada!
Off stage voice: It's Avada Kedarva [flash of green light, and a womans scream]
Voldemort: O ok. [points twig at balding man]: Avada Kedarva [at last second slips and ends up pointing wand at a mirror]
Off stage voice: SPECIAL EFFECTS!
SE: O , I am on it!
Voldemorts wand: [Shouts a burst of green light at the mirror. It bounces back and hits Voldemort in the chest.]
Voldemort: [falls down]
Harry: Ha ha ha.
Off stage voice: Fin!
Harry: Okay, Vince, you can get up.
'Vince' : [Doesn't move]
Harry: He's dead he's-
{Fuzzies appear on screen}
Bobanator: And there you have it, it was not Harry that killed Voldemort, but Harry's mirror.
Harry's parents: What bull crap.
Author: You two are dead!
Harry's parents: really? Okay! [dies]
Harry (grown up): I'm gonna get you! [Lunges at author]
(Fuzzies)
Fin!
Hehe! Tell me what u think!
Disclaimer: Sue me...fine- J.K. Rowling owns everything you recognize...and lots of money.
This is going to be like a news cast...
Announcer: Hmmm...Bertha, I'll take the cheese and turkey. No not cheddar you idiotic woman. Of course Swiss. Who would want turkey with-
Off stage voice: Bobanator, We're airing.
Announcer/Bobanator: Airing? No, it smells perfectly fine in here, unless someone farted, then duh, air it out.
Off stage voice: No- I mean that we're on.
Bobanator: On? Oh, on! Wizards and witches we have a special announcement! We have found it what happened to old Voldie shorts- I mean Voldemort. No, it was not little one year old Harry Potter that defeated him. We have special footage! Lets look at it.
[picks nose]
Wait- your not showing the footage?!
Off stage voice: We're on it
Bobanator: Good
[burps]
[farts]
Air it out in here will you?
You mean your still not showing the footage?! WELL SHOW IT!
News clip video
Voldemort (A short plump man wearing a green mask) [speaks in monotonous tone: O young Harry Potter you shall be defeated by me! Mwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Harry Potter [a fat little round balding man, dressed in a baby's costume]: waaaa. Help me help me help me!
O, and voldie, cut it with the evil laugh-
I mean waaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!
Voldie: Adavara Kevarada!
Off stage voice: It's Avada Kedarva [flash of green light, and a womans scream]
Voldemort: O ok. [points twig at balding man]: Avada Kedarva [at last second slips and ends up pointing wand at a mirror]
Off stage voice: SPECIAL EFFECTS!
SE: O , I am on it!
Voldemorts wand: [Shouts a burst of green light at the mirror. It bounces back and hits Voldemort in the chest.]
Voldemort: [falls down]
Harry: Ha ha ha.
Off stage voice: Fin!
Harry: Okay, Vince, you can get up.
'Vince' : [Doesn't move]
Harry: He's dead he's-
{Fuzzies appear on screen}
Bobanator: And there you have it, it was not Harry that killed Voldemort, but Harry's mirror.
Harry's parents: What bull crap.
Author: You two are dead!
Harry's parents: really? Okay! [dies]
Harry (grown up): I'm gonna get you! [Lunges at author]
(Fuzzies)
Fin!
Hehe! Tell me what u think!