At The Black Castle

Hook- with SBH, Joey and R.J(Joey farts and bubbles come out of water) uhhhh what did you eat for breakfast ahhhhhhhhhhhh pan will hopefully but the smell is so strong come flying to your rescue but I cant promise anything

Gannon-yes even with that horrible smell link will come to get this

Hook- a triangle block

Gannon- no this is a state of the art tri-force bum bum bummmmmmmmmmmm

Hook-I wants to touch it

Gannon- no

Hook-why

Gannon -I said so

Hook- so what it is my boat

Gannon- I thought it was a ship not a boat

Hook- you must call it a ship but can call it a boat just like captain jack sparrow oh he is so hot

Gannon- what isn't he a dude

Hook- yes and if you didn't already know I am GAY

Gannon wow Barbara Walters would love to hear this

Hook- (running away crying) so what

On The Roof

Peter- wait here for my fart

Hermonie,zelda and link-Fart ewwwwwwwwwww

Peter-fly's of to get hook

Hermonie-you smell bad dude

Zelda- who is that

Hermonie- captain James Hook What is that

Link- What that oh that's just Gannon

Navi-shhh they will hear us you you dimwitted teens

Tinkerbell-No one calls Hermonie a dimwitted teen she is a witch fresh out of hog warts might I add

Navi-oh yeah

Tinkerbell-yeah

Hermonie-thank you tink

Zelda-Navi be nice or go back into the jar

Navi- ok I will behave

Link- ahhhhhhhhhhhh( jumps out at Gannon, surprises Gannon Gannon then farts

Gannon- ah link how delightfully horrid to see you

Link- don't worry Zelda I will save you

Hermonie - oh please get a room

Peter-Hey look at that cod fish

Hook- Hey

Hook and peter have their first epic sword battle and save SBH Joey and R.J