The True Meaning of Ironic
Chapter 3
(Kuwabara patiently waited for some one to answer the phone)
(About 3 rings later)
Answering machine: You reached the Mr. T residence what do you
want???*BEEP*
Kuwabara:Um...Ah.....I PITTY THA FOOL! *CLICK*
(He hung up the phone real quick)
Kuwabara: That was so awesome
*RING* (Kuwabara looked nervously at the phone)
Yusuke: Pick it up IDIOT
(Kuwabara picked up the phone)
Kuwabara: Hello?
Mr. T: ARE YOU THE LITTLE PUNK THAT CALLED MY HOUSE
Kuwabara:Um....AH......Me no speaky englay *CLICK*
Touya: Who was that?
Kuwabara: It was Mr. T, I don't know how he got this number though, he must
be psychic or something.
Kurama: Kuwabara, I believe it's called a caller ID.
Jin: Man Kuwabara you are an idiot, hahahahaha
Hiei: Wasn't there some one else that you wanted to waste everyone's time
calling?
Kuwabara: Oh yeah, Carrot Top!
(Kuwabara picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-CALL ATT)
(After three rings Carrot Top picked up the phone)
Carrot Top: Hello?
Kuwabara: Hi Carrot Top!
Carrot Top: Hi, who is this?
Kuwabara: I'm Kuwabara, I've always wanted to call you, I called Mr. T and
told him I pitied the fool and now he wants to kill me hahahahaha
Carrot Top: Man, one time I called him and left a message, and then he
called me back, I don't know how he got my number, I bet he's psychic or
something
Kuwabara: That's what I thought but then my friend told me it was caller
ID!
Hiei: Well looks like the fool finally found someone like him!
Kuwabara: shut up shortie, as soon as I get off the phone, I'm gunna make
you cry to your mommy!
Hiei: Hn. Like you could!
Kuwabara: I gotta go Carrot Top I'll talk to you later right now I gotta
beat the crap out of shortie!
Carrot Top: Bye!
(as soon as Kuwabara hung up the phone he heard a knocking on the door)
Kurama: I wonder who that could be.
Yusuke: It's probably Keiko or Botan.
Jin: I would get it BUT I HAVE NO HANDS =(
Touya: Serves you right for being hungry all the time!
Kurama: I'll get it!
(kurama opened the door, and saw a strange looking man he was tall, wore
really weird clothes, had a bunch of jewelry on that were gold and had a
Mohawk)
Mr. T: I'm looking for the punk who called me up and left a stupid message
on my answering machine, I'm gunna kill that fool!
Kurama: Kuwabara, It's for you!
Kuwabara: Looks like I'm more popular than you shortie!
Hiei: Hn. Stupid idiot
(As kuwabara walked to the door his once triumphant face turned to a scared
look of death)
Mr. T. ARE YOU THE LITTLE IDIOT PUNK WHO LEFT THAT MESSAGE ON MY ANSWERING
MACHINE?????
Kuwabara: Ahhh.....I'm sorry you have the wrong house
Mr. T: Oh sorry
(as Mr. T walked away he muttered to himself, I'm gonna pitty that fool
who left that message)
(Kuwabara closed the door and let out a huge sigh)
Kuwabara: Phew that was a close one
Yusuke:Well, looks like your not the only idiot around here, that weirdo
really belived you!
Hiei: I was looking forward to seeing your face get pounded in by that
psycho
Jin: ME TOO! ^_^
Yusuke: Okay what do you guys want to do now???
Okay I think that chapter went pretty well ^_^
Chapter 3
(Kuwabara patiently waited for some one to answer the phone)
(About 3 rings later)
Answering machine: You reached the Mr. T residence what do you
want???*BEEP*
Kuwabara:Um...Ah.....I PITTY THA FOOL! *CLICK*
(He hung up the phone real quick)
Kuwabara: That was so awesome
*RING* (Kuwabara looked nervously at the phone)
Yusuke: Pick it up IDIOT
(Kuwabara picked up the phone)
Kuwabara: Hello?
Mr. T: ARE YOU THE LITTLE PUNK THAT CALLED MY HOUSE
Kuwabara:Um....AH......Me no speaky englay *CLICK*
Touya: Who was that?
Kuwabara: It was Mr. T, I don't know how he got this number though, he must
be psychic or something.
Kurama: Kuwabara, I believe it's called a caller ID.
Jin: Man Kuwabara you are an idiot, hahahahaha
Hiei: Wasn't there some one else that you wanted to waste everyone's time
calling?
Kuwabara: Oh yeah, Carrot Top!
(Kuwabara picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-CALL ATT)
(After three rings Carrot Top picked up the phone)
Carrot Top: Hello?
Kuwabara: Hi Carrot Top!
Carrot Top: Hi, who is this?
Kuwabara: I'm Kuwabara, I've always wanted to call you, I called Mr. T and
told him I pitied the fool and now he wants to kill me hahahahaha
Carrot Top: Man, one time I called him and left a message, and then he
called me back, I don't know how he got my number, I bet he's psychic or
something
Kuwabara: That's what I thought but then my friend told me it was caller
ID!
Hiei: Well looks like the fool finally found someone like him!
Kuwabara: shut up shortie, as soon as I get off the phone, I'm gunna make
you cry to your mommy!
Hiei: Hn. Like you could!
Kuwabara: I gotta go Carrot Top I'll talk to you later right now I gotta
beat the crap out of shortie!
Carrot Top: Bye!
(as soon as Kuwabara hung up the phone he heard a knocking on the door)
Kurama: I wonder who that could be.
Yusuke: It's probably Keiko or Botan.
Jin: I would get it BUT I HAVE NO HANDS =(
Touya: Serves you right for being hungry all the time!
Kurama: I'll get it!
(kurama opened the door, and saw a strange looking man he was tall, wore
really weird clothes, had a bunch of jewelry on that were gold and had a
Mohawk)
Mr. T: I'm looking for the punk who called me up and left a stupid message
on my answering machine, I'm gunna kill that fool!
Kurama: Kuwabara, It's for you!
Kuwabara: Looks like I'm more popular than you shortie!
Hiei: Hn. Stupid idiot
(As kuwabara walked to the door his once triumphant face turned to a scared
look of death)
Mr. T. ARE YOU THE LITTLE IDIOT PUNK WHO LEFT THAT MESSAGE ON MY ANSWERING
MACHINE?????
Kuwabara: Ahhh.....I'm sorry you have the wrong house
Mr. T: Oh sorry
(as Mr. T walked away he muttered to himself, I'm gonna pitty that fool
who left that message)
(Kuwabara closed the door and let out a huge sigh)
Kuwabara: Phew that was a close one
Yusuke:Well, looks like your not the only idiot around here, that weirdo
really belived you!
Hiei: I was looking forward to seeing your face get pounded in by that
psycho
Jin: ME TOO! ^_^
Yusuke: Okay what do you guys want to do now???
Okay I think that chapter went pretty well ^_^
