Chapter 5: Hobophobic
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=- Um...I don't own anything... except the cheese in my fridg you can't have that cause it's mine =)
(Somehow the gang magically appeared at the North Pole)
Hiei- How are we supposed to know what this Santa guy looks like?
Yusuke- He's Fat, Jolly, and gives people stuff for being good
Hiei- Hn.
Kuwabara- Maybe after we kill all those hobos and save Santa he'll give us something =) like that toy train that I wanted last year, I never got it =(
Jin- Hahaha...Um guys, I'm still hungry...I wonder if those hobos will give me some of their beer =)
Touya- They'll Probably see you and think your one of them
Jin- -.-# I AM A GOAT, HOW WILL THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THEM!!!
(They continued to walk what seemed to be like 20 miles but was only about .5 miles)
Jin- Guys I'm really hungry...(Jin looks at yellow snow)...OOOO That looks edible
Touya- No don't eat that...
Hiei- Does anyone see a pattern here
Yusuke- Hahahaha I can't believe you just ate that
Jin- This is okay, but it doesn't taste like Lemon...It's has a more bitter taste
Touya- Do you know what you just ate???
Jin-No but it was good =)
Touya-O.O You just ate snow that was peed on
(as soon as Jin comprehended what Touya had just said he had a face like this X.x)
Jin-I don't feel good
Touya- That's what you get for eating too much
Jin- Why can't those Hobos just use a bathroom like the rest of us instead of peeing on the snow so innocent people will eat it T.T
Yusuke- They're a bunch of drunk hobos what do you expect
Kurama- Hey guys I don't think this mission is a good idea
Hiei- Why you scared Kurama
Kurama- Yes T.T I admit it I am hobophobic, they are so freaky
Kuwabara- What is Hobophobic
Touya- It's when you have a fear of bums or hobos
Yusuke- HAHAHAHAHA Man Kurama, You are a chicken, what next Hippiephobia
Jin- Kurama looks like a Hippie to me =)
Kurama- TT You guys are mean, I do not look like a Hippie I take Great pride in my hair thank you
Kuwabara- HAHAHAHA, Hippies are funny looking
Hiei- Well aren't you the insightful one
Kuwabara- What ever that means I am not one of those, shrimp
Hiei- Baka
(they continued to walk for about five minutes until they reached a sign that said Hoboville, Home of the fighting Hobos)
Everyone- O.o
Yusuke- Wow that is weird, how did they afford to get a sign
Kuwabara- I don't know maybe they made it out of beer cans
Everyone but Kuwabara- O.O;
Kuwabara- What? That's a good idea
Hiei- Sure it is, if we were all idiots like you!
(out of nowhere 2 hobos appeared)
Random Hobo #1- How dare you trespass on our sacred land
Yusuke- Where's Santa
Random Hobo #1- My name is Pothead Joe the Hobo and Me and my army of Intoxicated Hobos have taken Santa, We require $5,000 and some beer for the return of the fat man
Random Hobo #2(who I am going to name Bob)- I thought we said $3,000 and some beer and some empty beer bottles to make a better sign
Kuwabara- See guys I told you that was a good idea
Joe- No We want $5,000
Bob- No one is going to pay that much for a fat man that eats everyone's cookies
Joe- Oh yes they are
Yusuke-(whispering to the gang) those guys are seriously high or drunk or probably both
Kurama- Yes I say we take our leave now and go rescue Santa, Besides these guys are giving me the creeps
will the gang save Santa? Or will they be defeated, find out next time on The True Meaning of Ironic
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well, I think that went pretty well! Please Review or the Intoxicated Hobos will come and murder you in your sleep =)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=- Um...I don't own anything... except the cheese in my fridg you can't have that cause it's mine =)
(Somehow the gang magically appeared at the North Pole)
Hiei- How are we supposed to know what this Santa guy looks like?
Yusuke- He's Fat, Jolly, and gives people stuff for being good
Hiei- Hn.
Kuwabara- Maybe after we kill all those hobos and save Santa he'll give us something =) like that toy train that I wanted last year, I never got it =(
Jin- Hahaha...Um guys, I'm still hungry...I wonder if those hobos will give me some of their beer =)
Touya- They'll Probably see you and think your one of them
Jin- -.-# I AM A GOAT, HOW WILL THEY THINK I'M ONE OF THEM!!!
(They continued to walk what seemed to be like 20 miles but was only about .5 miles)
Jin- Guys I'm really hungry...(Jin looks at yellow snow)...OOOO That looks edible
Touya- No don't eat that...
Hiei- Does anyone see a pattern here
Yusuke- Hahahaha I can't believe you just ate that
Jin- This is okay, but it doesn't taste like Lemon...It's has a more bitter taste
Touya- Do you know what you just ate???
Jin-No but it was good =)
Touya-O.O You just ate snow that was peed on
(as soon as Jin comprehended what Touya had just said he had a face like this X.x)
Jin-I don't feel good
Touya- That's what you get for eating too much
Jin- Why can't those Hobos just use a bathroom like the rest of us instead of peeing on the snow so innocent people will eat it T.T
Yusuke- They're a bunch of drunk hobos what do you expect
Kurama- Hey guys I don't think this mission is a good idea
Hiei- Why you scared Kurama
Kurama- Yes T.T I admit it I am hobophobic, they are so freaky
Kuwabara- What is Hobophobic
Touya- It's when you have a fear of bums or hobos
Yusuke- HAHAHAHAHA Man Kurama, You are a chicken, what next Hippiephobia
Jin- Kurama looks like a Hippie to me =)
Kurama- TT You guys are mean, I do not look like a Hippie I take Great pride in my hair thank you
Kuwabara- HAHAHAHA, Hippies are funny looking
Hiei- Well aren't you the insightful one
Kuwabara- What ever that means I am not one of those, shrimp
Hiei- Baka
(they continued to walk for about five minutes until they reached a sign that said Hoboville, Home of the fighting Hobos)
Everyone- O.o
Yusuke- Wow that is weird, how did they afford to get a sign
Kuwabara- I don't know maybe they made it out of beer cans
Everyone but Kuwabara- O.O;
Kuwabara- What? That's a good idea
Hiei- Sure it is, if we were all idiots like you!
(out of nowhere 2 hobos appeared)
Random Hobo #1- How dare you trespass on our sacred land
Yusuke- Where's Santa
Random Hobo #1- My name is Pothead Joe the Hobo and Me and my army of Intoxicated Hobos have taken Santa, We require $5,000 and some beer for the return of the fat man
Random Hobo #2(who I am going to name Bob)- I thought we said $3,000 and some beer and some empty beer bottles to make a better sign
Kuwabara- See guys I told you that was a good idea
Joe- No We want $5,000
Bob- No one is going to pay that much for a fat man that eats everyone's cookies
Joe- Oh yes they are
Yusuke-(whispering to the gang) those guys are seriously high or drunk or probably both
Kurama- Yes I say we take our leave now and go rescue Santa, Besides these guys are giving me the creeps
will the gang save Santa? Or will they be defeated, find out next time on The True Meaning of Ironic
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well, I think that went pretty well! Please Review or the Intoxicated Hobos will come and murder you in your sleep =)