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Chapter 2: The 2nd Prank
As soon as Hermione left the hospital wing, she headed for the library. In 'The Ultimate Book Of All Charms' she found something to re- grow her hair. Then she headed for the Common Room, ready for laughter, but willing to put herself in the middle of it, willing to get her dignity back, willing to show her independence!
She stepped into the Common Room. A group of boys was watching Harry zoom around on his Firebolt. All the girls crowded around Hermione.
"Are you OK?"
"Are you gonna get back at him?"
"He's gonna be sorry!"
Parvati, and Lavender said loudly, "I thought He was Cool! He is just a jerk!"
Ginny stomped up to Ron and said, "I used to look up to you." and walked off to join Hermione. Then, a group of 7th year girls told the whole Common Room, "All girls and Ron Weasley! Heed my words! No girls should EVER go out with Ron Weasley!"
There was much cheering among the girls and astonishment among the boys. Then all the girls went to Hermione's dorm.
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THAT'S IT! PLAN #2 INTO ACTION!"
Once everyone was asleep, Ron posted a notice on the notice board. It read:
"Heya! I'm Hermi...Hernio...Herloine! (No Not a typo) Well, I am the one who enchanted that evil blugder to kill Harry, let the troll loose in my first year, and cheated on all my homework! The truth is, I am responsible for all those truly horrible things! I even opened the Chamber of Secrets! Well, I threaten to all of you to leave me alone, or I will unleash my entire vo...voal...voacbuarly (not typo) of Hexes on you!"
The next morning, at breakfast, having overslept (wink wink) Hermione was taken to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore by Professor McGondal.
"What did I do?" Hermione asked?
"The notice you posted in the Common Room." Said McGondal icily.
"What? But I-."
"You should take this up with Dumbledore."
"But-."
"Dumbledore."
"Password?"
"Cheesy fudge buckets. Go see Professor Dumbledore."
Hermione stepped on the spiral staircase and went up to Dumbledore's office.
"Headmaster," said Hermione as soon as she stepped inside and saw that Dumbledore was there, "What is going on? What notice?"
"We have reason to believe," he said, looking at her through his half- moon spectacles, "that you are responsible for a certain number of horrible things that has happened at Hogwarts in the past few years you have been here. Read this." He handed her the parchment.
Hermione read it. "I know who put this up! It was Ron! I can recognize his handwriting! And since we got in a fight, he's playing a whole number of pranks on me! I heard him say last night, 'ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THAT'S IT! PLAN #2 INTO ACTION!' so that means he's responsible for the first prank too!" Hermione stopped, out of breath.
"Yes, yes, we know that much. But, I'm afraid we'll have to keep watch. Don't worry! It won't affect your record," he said, noticing the look on Hermione's face. "You'll just have watch out for any more pranks. Your next lesson is charms. Professor Flitwick won't be mad. In fact, he might help you. Now, hurry up, run along!" As soon as Hermione was gone he said, "A really close watch...but I didn't say whom! Oh, Dumbledore you...slugger I believe the kids say, you old slugger. Yes...a really close watch...on Ronald."
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Chapter 2: The 2nd Prank
As soon as Hermione left the hospital wing, she headed for the library. In 'The Ultimate Book Of All Charms' she found something to re- grow her hair. Then she headed for the Common Room, ready for laughter, but willing to put herself in the middle of it, willing to get her dignity back, willing to show her independence!
She stepped into the Common Room. A group of boys was watching Harry zoom around on his Firebolt. All the girls crowded around Hermione.
"Are you OK?"
"Are you gonna get back at him?"
"He's gonna be sorry!"
Parvati, and Lavender said loudly, "I thought He was Cool! He is just a jerk!"
Ginny stomped up to Ron and said, "I used to look up to you." and walked off to join Hermione. Then, a group of 7th year girls told the whole Common Room, "All girls and Ron Weasley! Heed my words! No girls should EVER go out with Ron Weasley!"
There was much cheering among the girls and astonishment among the boys. Then all the girls went to Hermione's dorm.
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THAT'S IT! PLAN #2 INTO ACTION!"
Once everyone was asleep, Ron posted a notice on the notice board. It read:
"Heya! I'm Hermi...Hernio...Herloine! (No Not a typo) Well, I am the one who enchanted that evil blugder to kill Harry, let the troll loose in my first year, and cheated on all my homework! The truth is, I am responsible for all those truly horrible things! I even opened the Chamber of Secrets! Well, I threaten to all of you to leave me alone, or I will unleash my entire vo...voal...voacbuarly (not typo) of Hexes on you!"
The next morning, at breakfast, having overslept (wink wink) Hermione was taken to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore by Professor McGondal.
"What did I do?" Hermione asked?
"The notice you posted in the Common Room." Said McGondal icily.
"What? But I-."
"You should take this up with Dumbledore."
"But-."
"Dumbledore."
"Password?"
"Cheesy fudge buckets. Go see Professor Dumbledore."
Hermione stepped on the spiral staircase and went up to Dumbledore's office.
"Headmaster," said Hermione as soon as she stepped inside and saw that Dumbledore was there, "What is going on? What notice?"
"We have reason to believe," he said, looking at her through his half- moon spectacles, "that you are responsible for a certain number of horrible things that has happened at Hogwarts in the past few years you have been here. Read this." He handed her the parchment.
Hermione read it. "I know who put this up! It was Ron! I can recognize his handwriting! And since we got in a fight, he's playing a whole number of pranks on me! I heard him say last night, 'ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! THAT'S IT! PLAN #2 INTO ACTION!' so that means he's responsible for the first prank too!" Hermione stopped, out of breath.
"Yes, yes, we know that much. But, I'm afraid we'll have to keep watch. Don't worry! It won't affect your record," he said, noticing the look on Hermione's face. "You'll just have watch out for any more pranks. Your next lesson is charms. Professor Flitwick won't be mad. In fact, he might help you. Now, hurry up, run along!" As soon as Hermione was gone he said, "A really close watch...but I didn't say whom! Oh, Dumbledore you...slugger I believe the kids say, you old slugger. Yes...a really close watch...on Ronald."
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