Okaaay- hello there everyone!
Kish: oh god.
What?
Kish: its you.
Um, YES it is me, why do you ask..?
Kish:I THOUGHT you were into torturing Kyo now..
Well, your more fun. He get's really-angry.
Kish: I can be angry! (makes funny face)
Are you- is THAT your angry face?! (bursts into laughter)
Kish: ah- (looks hurt)
Awwww. (pats him on head.)
Kish: just get on with the fanfiction please, sakura. (walks off sulking)
Woah. Okay, lets start!
CHAPTER ONE
(we are in fairy land)
"ICHIGO!!!!"
"Coming! Coming!" Ichigo runs full pelt into the courtroom, very flustered.
Judge Minto smirked. "Ichigo, why are you forever late?"
"I am SO sorry! I got caught up in something and I-"
Minto sighed and rolled her eyes. "Look, Ichigo. You are not very academic. You aren't getting good grades in your genie papers, I just; don't think you are cut out to handle wishes. Why don't you stick to- an easy job, like- like- the tooth fairy?"
"hey!" Rettasu stood up. "Being a tooth fairy isn't easy! I have to cope with SO much, do you have ANY idea what sweets do to children!" Rettasu broke down into sobs, and sank back into her chair.
Minto sweat dropped. "Okay.." she said.
"Look, Min- Judge Minto, give me another chance! Please! I can grant wishes, I'm as good as any genie, fairy or sandman in here! Please?" Minto closed her eyes, and rubbed her temples. "Fine. Look, there's- there is something you could do."
Ichigo's eyes went wide. "Yes? Yes? Tell me!"
"there is, a boy, down on earth, who is a little down on his luck at the moment. If you make him happy, and help him along his way, then you can officially call yourself a genie and I'll give you a real charge."
Ichigo grinned. "Really? You'd let me do that? Thankyou! Thankyou so much Judge Minto! I wont let you down!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Just don't make too many mistakes."
Minto let a small yellow piece of paper drop to Ichigo's feet. Ichigo picked it up, scanned it, and glanced up confused at Minto.
"uh. Ichigo, it's his ADDRESS."
Ichigo scanned it again, and grinned. "Ah yes! Right then! Ill go now!" Ichigo lifted her hand and flicked it lightly. She promptly vanished.
Minto buried her head in her hands. "what have I done?"
()()()()()()()()()()()()()
POOF!!
Ichigo looked around. "hmm. Nice apartment. The ceiling is a little low though.." Comprehension dawned over the little genie's face and she slowly looked down. She was at least five feet in the air. "aw, crap." She murmured as she fell to the floor. "Oof!" she exclaimed rubbing her lower back. That was painful..
Ichigo stood up and brushed herself down. She frowned at what she was wearing. A fairy school uniform, with puffy sleeves and skirt. "grey??" she scrutinised. "you have GOT to be kidding."
She grinned, and opened her hand. A wand poofed into her hand. She studied it, impressed. "authentic pink with star. Nice."
"right." She grinned. "now for the fun part."
She closed her eyes, envisioned the pink gypsie costume she wanted, and flicked her wand at herself.
POOF.
"UH!" she coughed, as Genie dust went everywhere. "Dust- not good, for lungs," she breathed. She shook herself off, and fixed her hair.
Ichigo heard a noise outside the door. Great! she thought. This must be him! I hope he's cute!
The door opened, and a tall, blonde teenage boy walked into the room with a scowl on her face. He spotted Ichigo, and his jaw dropped.
Ichigo grinned and posed dramatically. "Why hello there! Allow me to introduce myself! I am your genie, ICHIGO!"
She waited for a reaction, but got nothing. This boy was just staring at her, jaw still on the floor. He closed his eyes, and turned away.
Ichigo was put out. "Wh-what? What's wrong?"
The boy coughed nervously, and gestured wildly behind him, signalling over to Ichigo's body.
"Wha-?" she looked down, expecting to see her beautiful Gypsie costume, but- no. nothing. She didn't understand for a second. Why am I not wearing anything..? then her mind turned itself back on, and she realised just what was going on and what she was doing. She flushed a bright pink. "Oh, no! nononono! This is not good! Um-"
She flicked her wand at herself again, rapidly blowing away the genie dust that followed.
She looked down again, apprehensive at what she would find herself wearing this time. No surprises. She was wearing her pink costume this time. She grinned. wow. This looks good on me!
Ichigo looked up at the teenager, who was still facing the door. "better?" she asked.
He turned. Although still looking quite perplexed, he nodded. "Better." He replied.
"So. Whats your name?" Ichigo asked.
"Ryou. My name is Ryou."
She smiled innocently at him. "well, Ryou, I hope you are ready to have you every wish and whim granted, because I am you dream come true!"
Ryou smiled uncertainly. "so- fairy godmother- huh?"
Ichigo blinked. "excuse me, do I LOOK like a fairy god mom? I am a GENIE."
"Right, right." He smirked. "soo- show me some genie tricks."
"Prepare to be amazed! Behold! One puppy!" Ichigo flicked her wand at the floor, and waited for the genie dust to clear.
In front of her, was the most adorable golden Labrador puppy Ichigo had ever seen. She smirked. "there! See Ryou? Amazed yet?" no one was there. "um.. Ryou?"
"I'm guessing you didn't intend to do this?" oh god. Ryou's voice. Coming from the puppy!
"I AM SO SORRY! I didn't mean to! Really! I'll have you fixed up as soon as possible!"
Ryou sweat-dropped. "Why did I get lumbered with the dysfunctional scary fairy?"
Ichigo scowled at him. "Great. I'm stuck with sarcasmo. Minto, you are so dead. Now, where'd that wand go..?"
Ryou blinked, and hid under his paws. "Here we go. Just don't turn me into a toilet, okay?"
AUTHORS NOTE: first chapter done! Hope you like it! Please review, because I need at least 4 reviews to continue! Kisses all round!
Sakura. x
Kish: WOAH! Wait. WHY didn't you give Ichigo to me?
Because you would use her as your sex slave.
Kish: I WOULD NOT!
(uncomfortable silence)
Kish: well- um- maybe a little- but come on! Ryou wouldn't be much better!
Oh be quiet. You have no idea where i am going with this story, so shut it, you obsessive maniac.
Kish: I AM NOT OBSESSIVE!!
(silence)
I'm leaving now.
Kish: oh god.
What?
Kish: its you.
Um, YES it is me, why do you ask..?
Kish:I THOUGHT you were into torturing Kyo now..
Well, your more fun. He get's really-angry.
Kish: I can be angry! (makes funny face)
Are you- is THAT your angry face?! (bursts into laughter)
Kish: ah- (looks hurt)
Awwww. (pats him on head.)
Kish: just get on with the fanfiction please, sakura. (walks off sulking)
Woah. Okay, lets start!
CHAPTER ONE
(we are in fairy land)
"ICHIGO!!!!"
"Coming! Coming!" Ichigo runs full pelt into the courtroom, very flustered.
Judge Minto smirked. "Ichigo, why are you forever late?"
"I am SO sorry! I got caught up in something and I-"
Minto sighed and rolled her eyes. "Look, Ichigo. You are not very academic. You aren't getting good grades in your genie papers, I just; don't think you are cut out to handle wishes. Why don't you stick to- an easy job, like- like- the tooth fairy?"
"hey!" Rettasu stood up. "Being a tooth fairy isn't easy! I have to cope with SO much, do you have ANY idea what sweets do to children!" Rettasu broke down into sobs, and sank back into her chair.
Minto sweat dropped. "Okay.." she said.
"Look, Min- Judge Minto, give me another chance! Please! I can grant wishes, I'm as good as any genie, fairy or sandman in here! Please?" Minto closed her eyes, and rubbed her temples. "Fine. Look, there's- there is something you could do."
Ichigo's eyes went wide. "Yes? Yes? Tell me!"
"there is, a boy, down on earth, who is a little down on his luck at the moment. If you make him happy, and help him along his way, then you can officially call yourself a genie and I'll give you a real charge."
Ichigo grinned. "Really? You'd let me do that? Thankyou! Thankyou so much Judge Minto! I wont let you down!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Just don't make too many mistakes."
Minto let a small yellow piece of paper drop to Ichigo's feet. Ichigo picked it up, scanned it, and glanced up confused at Minto.
"uh. Ichigo, it's his ADDRESS."
Ichigo scanned it again, and grinned. "Ah yes! Right then! Ill go now!" Ichigo lifted her hand and flicked it lightly. She promptly vanished.
Minto buried her head in her hands. "what have I done?"
()()()()()()()()()()()()()
POOF!!
Ichigo looked around. "hmm. Nice apartment. The ceiling is a little low though.." Comprehension dawned over the little genie's face and she slowly looked down. She was at least five feet in the air. "aw, crap." She murmured as she fell to the floor. "Oof!" she exclaimed rubbing her lower back. That was painful..
Ichigo stood up and brushed herself down. She frowned at what she was wearing. A fairy school uniform, with puffy sleeves and skirt. "grey??" she scrutinised. "you have GOT to be kidding."
She grinned, and opened her hand. A wand poofed into her hand. She studied it, impressed. "authentic pink with star. Nice."
"right." She grinned. "now for the fun part."
She closed her eyes, envisioned the pink gypsie costume she wanted, and flicked her wand at herself.
POOF.
"UH!" she coughed, as Genie dust went everywhere. "Dust- not good, for lungs," she breathed. She shook herself off, and fixed her hair.
Ichigo heard a noise outside the door. Great! she thought. This must be him! I hope he's cute!
The door opened, and a tall, blonde teenage boy walked into the room with a scowl on her face. He spotted Ichigo, and his jaw dropped.
Ichigo grinned and posed dramatically. "Why hello there! Allow me to introduce myself! I am your genie, ICHIGO!"
She waited for a reaction, but got nothing. This boy was just staring at her, jaw still on the floor. He closed his eyes, and turned away.
Ichigo was put out. "Wh-what? What's wrong?"
The boy coughed nervously, and gestured wildly behind him, signalling over to Ichigo's body.
"Wha-?" she looked down, expecting to see her beautiful Gypsie costume, but- no. nothing. She didn't understand for a second. Why am I not wearing anything..? then her mind turned itself back on, and she realised just what was going on and what she was doing. She flushed a bright pink. "Oh, no! nononono! This is not good! Um-"
She flicked her wand at herself again, rapidly blowing away the genie dust that followed.
She looked down again, apprehensive at what she would find herself wearing this time. No surprises. She was wearing her pink costume this time. She grinned. wow. This looks good on me!
Ichigo looked up at the teenager, who was still facing the door. "better?" she asked.
He turned. Although still looking quite perplexed, he nodded. "Better." He replied.
"So. Whats your name?" Ichigo asked.
"Ryou. My name is Ryou."
She smiled innocently at him. "well, Ryou, I hope you are ready to have you every wish and whim granted, because I am you dream come true!"
Ryou smiled uncertainly. "so- fairy godmother- huh?"
Ichigo blinked. "excuse me, do I LOOK like a fairy god mom? I am a GENIE."
"Right, right." He smirked. "soo- show me some genie tricks."
"Prepare to be amazed! Behold! One puppy!" Ichigo flicked her wand at the floor, and waited for the genie dust to clear.
In front of her, was the most adorable golden Labrador puppy Ichigo had ever seen. She smirked. "there! See Ryou? Amazed yet?" no one was there. "um.. Ryou?"
"I'm guessing you didn't intend to do this?" oh god. Ryou's voice. Coming from the puppy!
"I AM SO SORRY! I didn't mean to! Really! I'll have you fixed up as soon as possible!"
Ryou sweat-dropped. "Why did I get lumbered with the dysfunctional scary fairy?"
Ichigo scowled at him. "Great. I'm stuck with sarcasmo. Minto, you are so dead. Now, where'd that wand go..?"
Ryou blinked, and hid under his paws. "Here we go. Just don't turn me into a toilet, okay?"
AUTHORS NOTE: first chapter done! Hope you like it! Please review, because I need at least 4 reviews to continue! Kisses all round!
Sakura. x
Kish: WOAH! Wait. WHY didn't you give Ichigo to me?
Because you would use her as your sex slave.
Kish: I WOULD NOT!
(uncomfortable silence)
Kish: well- um- maybe a little- but come on! Ryou wouldn't be much better!
Oh be quiet. You have no idea where i am going with this story, so shut it, you obsessive maniac.
Kish: I AM NOT OBSESSIVE!!
(silence)
I'm leaving now.