Taz: LET IT RIP! (I always wanted to say that!)
Jo: farting noise
Taz: She's a mean green gas machine!
Jo: Ahem!
Taz: Yes oh great stinky one?
Jo: On with the show...
Darkness enveloped the large bedroom, not a sound could be heard except for manic laughter sounding somewhere downstairs, and getting closer by the minute.
Suddenly a loud crash followed by a muffled grunt shattered the calm as the two fan girls stampeded into the room, one tripping over a solitary slipper in her rush to claim her spot on the bed in front of the TV.
Her younger friend stopped laughing, shook her head and tut-tutted disapprovingly, while flicking the remote as the TV buzzed to life, illuminating the room in a soft blue-white glow.
The other girl grumbled incoherently and pushed herself off the floor, brushing bits of fluff off her boxer shorts disgustedly before joining her friend and settling down with a Tyson plushie.
"My Kai plushie's way better than yours!" Jo laughed, pointing disdainfully at Taz's ruffled plushie.
"Well obviously seen as mine isn't Kai anyway." Taz replied sarcastically, earning a half-hearted slap on the back from Jo.
"Hurry up; what channel am I looking for?" Jo looked at the fuzzy TV screen uncertainly.
"Toonami, dumbass!" Taz yawned, snatching the remote and punching the buttons.
After half an hour, Jo turned to Taz, stifling a yawn. "How long is this on for?"
Taz squinted uncomfortably in the gloom as her eyes struggled to make out shape of the clock on the wall. "Err, 'bout another eleven hours I think."
"Fan-bloody-tastic!" Jo snorted. "I'll never stay awake that long!"
"That's where you're wrong; I slipped coffee in our hot chocolate!" Taz grinned.
"Great, so I'll be peeing for England in the morning!" Jo retorted sourly.
"So long as you don't flood my loo you can pee for Europe!" Taz grinned and snuggled into her pillow. (A.N: cool as a cucumber!)
Jo pouted then turned back to the TV, her eyes drooping gradually as Taz's rhythmic snoring acted like a purring lullaby.
"Taz, Taz?" Jo poked the snoring girl hesitantly. "Hello? Earth to Tosspot?"
(A.N: Jo's nickname for me at school)
No response.
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Huh? Wha? Who died?" Taz opened one eye cautiously, her pupils dilated and bloodshot.
"No-one died!" Jo exclaimed, frustrated.
"Fine, wake me up in the morning then." Taz replied and tried to roll over, grunting when she wedged her hip on a rock...
"WHAT THE FUCK!" She jumped and frantically looked for something to cover her self with.
"Chill Taz!" Jo looked considerably worried.
"Uh, hello! I'm in the middle of nowhere in my fucking underwear, and you're telling me to chill?!" Taz was practically hysterical by now, and Jo sighed to herself before grabbing Taz by the arm and slapping her twice across the face.
"O.K, O.K stop with the wife beating already! And why the hell does this place look like a Looney Toons backdrop?"
"Maybe we're in a cartoon?" Jo mumbled absent mindedly, not really caring seen as anything was more interesting than being stuck at home.
"Don't be daft!" Taz laughed. "That would make us..." She paused and looked down at herself. "Oh, HELL NO!" (A.N: I am NOT in denial!!)
"Hell yes." A sarcastic voice sounded behind her, and Taz groaned as she recognised it instantly.
"Oh piss off Kai!" She pouted and folded her arms.
"Taz don't be rude!" Jo yelped, smacking Taz upside the head and pulling her damsel-in-distress eyes at the duel-haired Russian ice prince.
Kai didn't respond but raised an eyebrow as Taz sneakily poked her tongue out at him behind Jo's back.
"You know, she's my kinda girl!" Kai cringed; that voice went right through him every time he heard it.
"Who invited you Tyson? I left you training with Rei."
"I got bored, so sue me!"
"If only I could!" Kai muttered.
"Hey! What's all the ruckus?" Rei ambled over to the group, raising an amused eyebrow at the redhead in men's underwear, sticking her tongue out at Kai.
How come I never get away with that?!
"That would be her fault." Jo replied boldly, flinging Taz in front of her like a rag doll, causing Taz to bite her tongue.
When her head finally stopped spinning Taz grinned up at Rei guiltily, before jumping up and running over to where she saw Max training by himself in the Dojo garden.
"I wanna try!" She yelped excitedly.
Max looked bemused at the hyperactive stranger, but a cute is girl is a cute girl, he figured.
"Sure I'll show you." He beamed.
Several hours later and exhausted Max slumped onto the sofa where Jo and Kai sat playing cards.
"Where's Taz?" Jo asked suspiciously.
"Err, she kinda got stuck in the big oak tree." Max fumbled with his fingers.
"O.K, that's not like Taz." Jo muttered thoughtfully. "She's a champion tree climber back home." (A.N: I'm spider man with cleavage!)
"What did you do to her?" Kai raised an accusing eyebrow.
"I didn't do anything!" Max protested, then suddenly blushed.
"Come on Max, spill it!" Jo grabbed him by his shirt.
"Err, promise you won't laugh." Max's voice sounded tiny, like a timid mouse.
"Just spit it out!" Kai growled.
"Well it wasn't really my fault, it was Tyson's."
Kai sat back with a triumphant "I knew it!" look on his face.
"Well Tyson sneaked up behind her and...erm..." Max faltered, blushing madly.
"For God's sake just tell us!" Jo yelled.
"HE GRABBED HER TITS!" Max burst out, blushing again and snatching a hand over his mouth.
Jo's left eye twitched dangerously, and Max shrank back in his seat, fearful of the bout of yelling he was sure he was heading for.
Then Jo burst out in uncontrollable laughter, slapping Kai on the back, which knocked him off the sofa, and collapsing onto the cushions hysterically.
Max blinked rapidly, waiting for his leader to flip his lid and begin yet another yelling match.
Kai winced slightly as his backside connected with the floor.
After a few moments, he glanced at the giggling heap on the sofa, then to Max cowering in the chair.
Finally, he sighed. "Fine I'll get her." He grumbled, stomping out into the garden.
"Tyson is so dead." Max muttered unhappily, gazing at Jo with watery ocean blue eyes.
"So is Kai if he lays one finger on Taz; she'll tear him to pieces!" Jo mused, and then looked at Max. "And don't look at me like that; I invented that look!"
Max's lip quivered, then he quickly ran up the stairs, and Jo swore she heard him muttering "Why is it always the pretty one's that are mean?!".
Hours later, after Tyson had eaten most of the kitchen, and Taz had given up muttering "Groped by a friggin' cartoon!" Kai stood up and yawned, stretching his arms above his head.
He stopped and adopted his favoured hands-on-hips pose when he caught Jo looking at him questioningly. "Well?" He prompted acidly as she continued to stare.
Jo blinked before she replied. "It's all very well you yawning, but where are me and Taz meant to sleep?"
"You don't have a place of your own?" (A.N: state the obvious why doesn't he!) "Well duh!" Taz stuck her tongue out again.
"If you don't stop it I'm going to bite that tongue off!" Kai was only joking but he smiled in satisfaction when Taz quickly stuck her tongue back in and covered her mouth with her hand, glaring at him with her puppy brown eyes.
"Hey, they can share the training room if they want." Tyson piped up, grinning manically when Taz glared at him and used her remaining free arm to cover her chest.
"Sounds peachy!" Jo grumbled sarcastically.
"Right, best get moving then." Kai clapped his hands.
"Who died and made this guy Corporal!" Taz muttered, receiving a smack round the head from Jo. (A.N: Jo's an Army Cadet, seriously!)
Later as a very tired Jo laid her head on her pillow, Taz was apparently not in the mood to sleep. "Jo?"
"Hn?"
"Do you think we're in my TV?"
Jo sweat dropped then turned to Taz. "Where did you get that lame idea?"
"Well we're in the Bladebreakers' house and they're TV characters."
"O.K, good point!"
"What? No sarcasm? No "Taz don't be stupid"?" Taz blinked rapidly, her brown eyes gleaming in the dark like luminous chocolate malteasers.
"I'm really too tired to give a shit!" Jo snapped irritably.
"Fine! Be a meanie!" Taz huffed and turned over to face the wall, pulling the blanket up over her head.
"Fine by me." Jo muttered, laughing to herself as she heard the quiet snoring begin all over again.
Taz: snore
Jo: Pfft whatever...
5 minutes later...
Jo: snore