DLN: I decided to do a different sort of chapter this time. Maybe I'll do a
little preview thing and then some short stories. Hopefully the next
chapter I'll do a long story. There will be a poll at the end of this
chapter for you readers to vote in. Sorry for the long update though. I had
a major case of writer's block. o0 Anyway, here are notes to the
reviewers! Without you guys, this story would be nothing. I owe it all to
you guys.
Someone: Hehehehe. First reviewer! You rock! Haven't see you much on MSN lately though......vacation perhaps?
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Prozacfairy: Yeah, I made Hilary sorta of like a brat and I decided to make Rei and Kai best friends in my fic. Hehehehe.
Hutchy: Thanks! I'm glad you like my fic.
Kohari: Really? It's awesome? Faints Okay, I'm over exaggerating but I hit the ceiling with joy.
LadyVampi: Thanks a lot.
Skylander: Yeah.....it's hard because sometimes I forget and let them talk normal but sometimes the have to talk normal right?
DLN: Okie, so on with the chappie. Also Ty/ Hil fans. Check out my fic, A Love That Will Never Be. I'm updating soon on it. Don't worry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade but I own my house......okay fine.......my parents own it but I own my dog.
Older brother: No that's my dog!
Disclaimer: Then I'm back to owning nothing......
Rei's P.O.V
Hewwo! Me name is Rei. Since Twyson got to intwoduce the last chappie, ish mine turn now. Ahem. As you might know, I'm a neko-jin and a smart one at that. I'll intwoduce my fwiends to you. That's Twyson. I turned to point at a navy-blue hair boy eating cookies like there was no tomorrow. He's nice but he eats too much. I think you can bwow up if you eat too much.
That's Kai. I then turned to point at a boy with two-toned hair who was glaring at Tyson for not sharing cookies. (AN: Aww. Wittle Kai's practicing his death glare) He's my bwest friend. He's the most calm of all of us. Yup. He is.
Now.....lesh see. Oh! There's Max. I looked at the blond boy who was grinning from ear to ear, while trying to fit his head through his shoe. He's funny. Nice too, but he gets sorta....what's the word? Oh yesh.......hyperish.
Then there's Kenny. I turned to the messy brown hair kid beside me. He's smarter then the rest of us. He actually knows how to spell cat and dog! I always think it's k-a-t.......
Oh, and then there's Hilary. I pointed to the brown hair girl who was trying to fix her doll's hair. Seeing that she always did it lopsided she gave up and threw the hair tie on the ground, yelling and stomping on it. She tends to get mad easiwy but she's a great fwiend.
Then there's one last person.......You didn't see her in the last chappie but there she is! That's Mariah. My finger darted over to a pink hair girl. She's vewy pwetty looking don't you think? She's a neko-jin. Just like mwe. Now that we are all intwoduced, let's start with some nwew twings. Bit late for intwoductions....I kwow, but ish better late then never.
"Rei! Are you talking to yourself again?" Kai exclaimed.
"Nope. Not this time. I was talking to my fwiends. The readers."
"Where? Do you have imaginary friends again?" Kai smirked.
"Er.....uh...."
Hmmph. He was making fun of Bobo the purple elephant and Twee Twee the pink bird.
"No. They're real! Look!"
"Where?"
"Behind the compwuter screen."
"Oh....there they are. Hewwo weaders!" Kai enthusiastically waved to the readers.
Normal P.O.V
"So...um.....are we just going to wave to the readers?" Hilary asked.
"What else is there to do?" Rei replied, joining in on the waving.
"Hmmm....why don't we mwake a dictionawy, on our words so that the older pweople will understand them." Mariah suggested.
"That's a great idea!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Sounds good to me." Tyson said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Okay. I'll start." Hilary said. "Let's see......how about.....pwettyful? Pwettyful, pwetty, as in......well, she's a girl, so we'll know she's pwettyful."
"Great! Um....hip-ups, as in, those hip-ups are really starting to bug me." Rei grinned and then started to hiccup. "Why? Why? Why do you hip-ups torture me?"
Everyone sweat-dropped. "Okay, ignore Rei for now. Balsa larm, as in, my daddy thought it was a balsa larm." Kai said then started to run around in circles. "AHHHHHH! My shoe's on fire! HWELP!!!!"
"Really? Where's a hose when ya need one..." Tyson started to look around for a hose.
"HAHAHAHAHA. Balsa Larm!" Kai rolled on the floor in laughter.
Hilary looked like she was about to kill Kai.
"What? It was just showing the weaders what it was." Kai protested.
Everyone once again sweat-dropped.
"MEEEE NEXT!!!!! Ahem. There'll be nell to pay, as in, oh um......if they don't do anytwing, there'll be nell to pay." Max smiled, proud of his definition. "Your turn Kenny!"
"Okie. Back to norman. As in, everything's back to norman." Kenny said while adjusting his glasses.
"Great!" Tyson exclaimed, slapping Kenny on the back, causing him to trip, his glasses to fall off and for him to land on them. Crack! Kenny's glasses had broken. "Er.....sowwy about that bwuddy.Okie. Poopie Monster. As in, well.......I have no idea what it means. As in, I am not a poopie monster."
"And the last word is.......diapies! As in, I do not wear diapies anymore!" Mariah shouted.
"Now that were done with the dictionawy, can we go back to waving?" Rei asked.
"No! Let's answer questions." Hilary said.
"Questions?"
"Yes Questions. But this time let's write the stuff in a book."
Everyone went to get papers to write in, because if they didn't listen to Hilary, who knows what she might have done to them.
Hilary started to write.
Question: "Where does snow come from?"
Answer: "From Santa Claus."
"That's where snow comes from?" Tyson asked.
"Of course that's where snow comes from. I mean, snow comes around, when Santa Claus comes around, doesn't it?" Hilary argued.
"True." Tyson agreed.
Question: "What's a brizzard?"
Answer: "For sure, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. It's just when Santa Claus is in a bad mood, and throws a lot of snow at us.
"Here's a tip. Don't ever get Santa angry." Kai shuddered.
Question: What happens in a black out?"
Answer: "The t.v turns off and everyone gets crazy."
"Yes. My dad once started yelling, Nooooooooooo. I'm going to miss the football game." Rei nodded.
Question: "Where does the light hide at night?"
Answer: "In the refrigerator of course."
"Yes, but why doesn't it ever come out? Hmmmmm." Kai started thinking.
Question: "What are the chicken pox?"
Answer: "It's when you turn into a chicken."
"Chickens are scary........" Mariah said.
Question: "What are lead pencils?"
Answer: "Needles that the doctors give you."
"When I grow up to go to school, I'm just going to use plain wood pencils." Tyson announced.
Question: "What's a dog broomer?"
Answer: "A dog broomer sweeps up dogs and takes them away."
"NOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT LET THEM TAKE FWUFFY!" Kai suddenly screamed.
"Fwuffy?" Everyone asked.
"He's my dog. What do ya expect?" Kai said.
Everyone sweat- dropped.
Question: "Where do children come from?"
Answer: "From the stork."
"My mom said it came from a blue-jay." Kenny exclaimed.
Seeing that Kenny was really smart, they changed their answer.
New Answer: "From the stork or some other bird."
Question: "What do you wash a yellow stuffed animal with?"
Answer: With mustard of course. Yellow with yellow."
"I think I did that once." Max said. "Until my mom yanked the mustard bottle out of my hand and told me to use ketchup instead."
Question: "What stinks about being a little kid?"
Answer: "Not being able to reach the cookies on the kitchen counter."
"That really sucks." Mariah pouted.
Question: "What's good about being a little kid?"
Answer: "No homework."
"So very true." everyone agreed.
Question: "How do you get grown-ups to give you cookies?"
Answer: "Say you need cookies as aspiration, for your creative skills.
"Say, you know what? I tried that once. It worked." Tyson nodded.
Question: "How do you know if something's a monster?"
Answer: "If Kai tells you it's not a monster, then it's definitely a monster."
"HEY!" Kai yelled.
Question: "How does Hilary get people to listen to her?"
Answer: "She pours buckets of sand on people if they don't do what she says. WARNING: Do not try Hilary's methods without asking a grown-up."
"I do not do that." Hilary argued.
"Do too." Tyson argued back.
"You're not listening to me!" Hilary went into the sandbox, got a bucket of sand, and poured it on Tyson's head. "That's better."
Question: "What are dust-bunnies?"
Answer: "Dust bunnies are big, slimy, horrible monster bunnies, that like to snack on little kids."
"No wonder my mom cleans every day....." Kenny thought.
Question: "What do you do when you find something you want to eat?"
Answer: "Eat it first, ask questions later."
Max dug into the ground and picked up a worm to eat.
"MAX!" Everyone yelled.
"What did I just eat?" Max asked.
Question: "Where do you find letters?"
Answer: "In alphabet soup, of course."
"Where else would you find it?" Mariah smiled.
Question: "What are worms?"
Answer: "Chocolate spaghetti."
"Do they really taste like chocolate?" Hilary asked.
"Yup." Rei nodded.
Question: "What should you never try to eat?"
Answer: "Yucky carrots, peas, or broccoli."
"Well, that's all of our questions and answers. Bye everyone!" Everyone cheered and waved to the readers.
DLN: Okie. Well it's the end of my weird preview thing and now I'm going to write a short story for you guys. Did you actually think the chappie was ending? Lol! Okie well, here it is.
Story Title: Lies And Tricks
"Omigosh!!!!! Wook!!!!!!! It's wike a dweam!!!!! I can't bewieve it!!" Kai yelled at the top of his lungs, while storming into Tyson's dojo. "In my hands, I hold a....... wait for the dwum roll. A GROMMET EGG!"
"What's a grommet egg?" Mariah asked.
"Just the greatest find in histowy." Kai held out the egg, as if it was the most precious thing in the world to him.
"Wooks wike a normal chicken egg to mwe." Tyson commented.
Kai glared at Tyson. "Wook at it! It had black dots! How can a normal chicken egg have black dots?"
"The black dots wook a lot similar to paint." Tyson smirked.
"Oh yeah? That proves you know nothing then." Kai rolled his eyes as if Tyson was the biggest idiot in the world. "For days, pweople thought the grommet, never was weal, but here is pwoof that it's weal!"
"Weally?" Kenny leaned forward to touch it.
"NOOOOOOO! NO ONE TOUCHIE!" Kai pushed Kenny's hand out of the way, as if Kenny's hand came into contact with it, the world would end. "Twyson! Get a pillow so I put the egg on it."
"Righto mon capitain." Tyson saluted Kai before getting a pillow, and placing it on the ground. Kai then set the egg down like some precious glass figurine.
"Now I want guards near this pillow twenty-seven, seven. We can't let anyone take out tweasure." Kai commanded.
"I'll take the fiwst shift captain." Rei said.
"Boy a real grommet egg." Hilary commented staring at the egg with great interest.
"That ought to pwove their weal." Mariah said, joining Hilary.
"You pweople can see it fiwst. Then I'll send it to the mwuseam. To be exhibited in the....ahem.....the Kai Hiwatari room." Kai grinned, looking really proud of himself.
"Some guys have all the luck." Max looked really jealous.
"I would never find anytwing wike this." Hilary pouted.
"So..what do you think Twyson?" Rei asked with a smirk.
"He's good Rei. Good." Tyson replied with an identical smirk. "The old bwig lie mwethod."
"The more outrageous cwaim, the more they bewieve it." Ray laughed a bit. "There's no such twing as a grommet, yet evweyone bewieves him."
"He was so excited and positive that evweyone was so convinced." Rei now looked a bit shocked at how cunning Kai was.
"Did I do it? I told you I'd do it. Wook at them staring at the egg." Kai whispered to Rei.
"They bewieved you. They actuawy bewieved you." Rei simply just grinned at Kai.
Kai grinned back. "I've been telling you pal. I can fool pweople all the time. It's the bwig lie mwethod. The more outwageous the claim, the more they bewieve it."
Tyson was amazed, but he wanted to get back at Kai. There must be some way. He had thought of a plan......if he were Kai. He would be in for a big surprise...........
Moments Later
"Ooooooo. Kai. Wet me touch you. You famous now!" Hilary and Mariah squealed while running to Kai, fussing over him. "The egg was gweat but this.......this...IT'S WOWSVILLE! For the fiwst time in hours, A WEAL WIVE GROMMET!"
Kai nearly fainted. What?? It was just a joke.........How could this be. H listened in on Hilary's conversation with Tyson.
"When the cwack appeared, we thought it was just old but then it actually hatched! Oh wowwie! I've never expected it to hatch, and it's so big!!"
Kai ran as fast as he could to the pillow, and lying on the pillow was a yellow bird that looked similar to a phoenix and a peacock. "T-t-t-yson!" Kai sputtered. "T-t-t-ell me what that is!"
"Why that's a grommet." Tyson said, smirking. "You'd better give it to the zoo! You'll be famous!"
"Y-y-y-eah. The zoo." Already images of Kai being loved and praised by everyone were flooding through his mind. "It'll be held in the Kai Hiwatari part of the zoo." Kai picked up the bird carefully and rushed off to the zoo.
"What that was, was the bwig lie mwethod.The more outwageous the claim. The mwore they bewieve it." Tyson stared at Kai storming out of the dojo.
"His very words. It even worked on him." Kenny commented.
"Pasting those turkwey feathers on that pigeon was no easy matter." Max said.
At The Zoo
"You rotten kid! I oughta have the law on you for what you did to this poor pigeon." A zoo worker yelled at Kai.
"He's not the only poor pigeon around mister." Kai got tricked. By his own method. Boy will he get them back. Hehehehehehe.
DLN: Ugh! It sucked didn't it? I know it did.........I wrote it in a rush. I hope it was good enough though. Because I feel guilty for writing such a sucky story, I'll write another sucky story. Lol! Hehehehe. Okie. Here it is.
Story Title: Decision-Maker
"What did you want to see me for, Hilawy?" Tyson asked.
"I want you to make a decision for me, Twyson. Hilary reached into a box and took out two dresses. One was red, with a yellow ribbon sash and the other was just plain purple. "Tell me which dwess you would wike me to wear to Mawiah's birthday pawty."
"I like the pwurple one." Tyson said, pointing to the purple one.
"You do? Gee, I kinda wike the wed one." Hilary pouted.
"Well then why were you asking me?" Tyson looked confused.
"Because I wanted your opinion." Hilary thought for a while. "Say......I know how to choose. Come on Twyson. Let's go to Mawiah's house."
"What for?" Tyson looked even more confused now.
"I'm going to ask her which dwess I should wear to the dance. If I know her, she'll pick out the ugwy one for me to wear. Then I'll wear the other one. Smart huh?" Hilary grinned.
"Uh yeah." Tyson agreed, not wanting to make Hilary mad.
At Mariah's House
"I can't tell which one I wike if you don't wear them." Mariah said.
Hilary went to put on the red dress. "How's this one?"
"I still can't tell unless I see them together." Mariah was getting frustrated.
"Here Twyson. Put on this dwess and stand next to me." Hilary suggested.
"What?" Tyson backed away from the two girls. "Are you crazy?"
"Come on." Hilary pleaded. "Pwease!!!!!!!"
"Or we'll put make-up on you." Mariah smiled slyly. "I wonder how you'll look in pigtails."
Tyson looked horrified. He had no choice.
Moments Later, After The Struggling
"I feel siwwy. Can you huwwy up?" Tyson crossed his arms in front of his chest, glaring at the two girls who wore identical grins.
"Hmmmmm." Mariah put her finger on her chin in deep thought. Tyson tapped his foot impatiently.
"Hey! TWYSON! THERE'S YOUR WUBBER BALL!" Hilary yelled.
"MY BALL! I've been looking for it!!!!" Tyson stormed out of the house and picked up his yellow rubber ball, hugging it.
"My, my. Don't you look good Twyson?" Kai smirked.
"I've heard of woman taking over, but this is siwwy." Kenny commented.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the guys started laughing at Tyson as he stomped back to Mariah's house embarrassed.
"Thanks for making my decision Twyson." Hilary smiled.
"What do ya mean?"
"Now that the guys saw your dress already, I have to wear the other one."
"Woman. Sheesh!"
DLN: Yeah, I bet it sucked too. Well I want to do some really short stories for you guys okie? Here they are.
Story Title: Tube Troubles
Max went into the bathroom and put toothpaste on his toothbrush. It might seem normal but then instead of brushing his teeth, he started brushing his comb.
"Er......Maxie? Why are you using your twoothbrush on your comb?" Tyson asked.
"Why too keep its teeth clean of course." Max answered.
Story Title: Blink Think
"Hey Twyson! How about pwaying ball with us?" Kai called.
"Sowwy, but I want to collect my thoughts for a bit." Tyson replied.
"Let's wait gang." Kai told everyone. "Twyson should be finished in about twoo seconds."
Story Title: Cold Shoulder
"Hey Rei! Are you going to eat pwizza with us today?" Kenny asked.
"Yikes! I have chores today! I gotta think of an excuse." Rei panicked.
At Rei's House
"Mom, I feel bwad." Rei said while faking a few coughs. "Cough, cough. My head aches, my eyes are watering, sniff, cough, and my nose is all stuffed up. Wheez."
"You certainly sound bad, Rei." Rei's mother said. "I'm sending you to your room and your not allowed outside for a week."
Rei sweatdropped. Plan foiled.
DLN: Yes, I know. They sucked too. Okay here's the poll. Would you like another chappie like this one? Like with questions and answers and then short stories? Or one big story like the first chappie. Enter your polls please. Thanks for reading. I hope it didn't suck as much as I thought it did. Okie. Well bye for now!
Someone: Hehehehe. First reviewer! You rock! Haven't see you much on MSN lately though......vacation perhaps?
Doom Huntress: AIEEEE! You're the best! Thanks for adding me on your fav list. Yes, Inuyasha and Beyblade rule! Although I'm still waiting for the third season to come out where I live...sigh Well thanks bunchies for reviewing!
Prozacfairy: Yeah, I made Hilary sorta of like a brat and I decided to make Rei and Kai best friends in my fic. Hehehehe.
Hutchy: Thanks! I'm glad you like my fic.
Kohari: Really? It's awesome? Faints Okay, I'm over exaggerating but I hit the ceiling with joy.
LadyVampi: Thanks a lot.
Skylander: Yeah.....it's hard because sometimes I forget and let them talk normal but sometimes the have to talk normal right?
DLN: Okie, so on with the chappie. Also Ty/ Hil fans. Check out my fic, A Love That Will Never Be. I'm updating soon on it. Don't worry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade but I own my house......okay fine.......my parents own it but I own my dog.
Older brother: No that's my dog!
Disclaimer: Then I'm back to owning nothing......
Rei's P.O.V
Hewwo! Me name is Rei. Since Twyson got to intwoduce the last chappie, ish mine turn now. Ahem. As you might know, I'm a neko-jin and a smart one at that. I'll intwoduce my fwiends to you. That's Twyson. I turned to point at a navy-blue hair boy eating cookies like there was no tomorrow. He's nice but he eats too much. I think you can bwow up if you eat too much.
That's Kai. I then turned to point at a boy with two-toned hair who was glaring at Tyson for not sharing cookies. (AN: Aww. Wittle Kai's practicing his death glare) He's my bwest friend. He's the most calm of all of us. Yup. He is.
Now.....lesh see. Oh! There's Max. I looked at the blond boy who was grinning from ear to ear, while trying to fit his head through his shoe. He's funny. Nice too, but he gets sorta....what's the word? Oh yesh.......hyperish.
Then there's Kenny. I turned to the messy brown hair kid beside me. He's smarter then the rest of us. He actually knows how to spell cat and dog! I always think it's k-a-t.......
Oh, and then there's Hilary. I pointed to the brown hair girl who was trying to fix her doll's hair. Seeing that she always did it lopsided she gave up and threw the hair tie on the ground, yelling and stomping on it. She tends to get mad easiwy but she's a great fwiend.
Then there's one last person.......You didn't see her in the last chappie but there she is! That's Mariah. My finger darted over to a pink hair girl. She's vewy pwetty looking don't you think? She's a neko-jin. Just like mwe. Now that we are all intwoduced, let's start with some nwew twings. Bit late for intwoductions....I kwow, but ish better late then never.
"Rei! Are you talking to yourself again?" Kai exclaimed.
"Nope. Not this time. I was talking to my fwiends. The readers."
"Where? Do you have imaginary friends again?" Kai smirked.
"Er.....uh...."
Hmmph. He was making fun of Bobo the purple elephant and Twee Twee the pink bird.
"No. They're real! Look!"
"Where?"
"Behind the compwuter screen."
"Oh....there they are. Hewwo weaders!" Kai enthusiastically waved to the readers.
Normal P.O.V
"So...um.....are we just going to wave to the readers?" Hilary asked.
"What else is there to do?" Rei replied, joining in on the waving.
"Hmmm....why don't we mwake a dictionawy, on our words so that the older pweople will understand them." Mariah suggested.
"That's a great idea!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Sounds good to me." Tyson said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Okay. I'll start." Hilary said. "Let's see......how about.....pwettyful? Pwettyful, pwetty, as in......well, she's a girl, so we'll know she's pwettyful."
"Great! Um....hip-ups, as in, those hip-ups are really starting to bug me." Rei grinned and then started to hiccup. "Why? Why? Why do you hip-ups torture me?"
Everyone sweat-dropped. "Okay, ignore Rei for now. Balsa larm, as in, my daddy thought it was a balsa larm." Kai said then started to run around in circles. "AHHHHHH! My shoe's on fire! HWELP!!!!"
"Really? Where's a hose when ya need one..." Tyson started to look around for a hose.
"HAHAHAHAHA. Balsa Larm!" Kai rolled on the floor in laughter.
Hilary looked like she was about to kill Kai.
"What? It was just showing the weaders what it was." Kai protested.
Everyone once again sweat-dropped.
"MEEEE NEXT!!!!! Ahem. There'll be nell to pay, as in, oh um......if they don't do anytwing, there'll be nell to pay." Max smiled, proud of his definition. "Your turn Kenny!"
"Okie. Back to norman. As in, everything's back to norman." Kenny said while adjusting his glasses.
"Great!" Tyson exclaimed, slapping Kenny on the back, causing him to trip, his glasses to fall off and for him to land on them. Crack! Kenny's glasses had broken. "Er.....sowwy about that bwuddy.Okie. Poopie Monster. As in, well.......I have no idea what it means. As in, I am not a poopie monster."
"And the last word is.......diapies! As in, I do not wear diapies anymore!" Mariah shouted.
"Now that were done with the dictionawy, can we go back to waving?" Rei asked.
"No! Let's answer questions." Hilary said.
"Questions?"
"Yes Questions. But this time let's write the stuff in a book."
Everyone went to get papers to write in, because if they didn't listen to Hilary, who knows what she might have done to them.
Hilary started to write.
Question: "Where does snow come from?"
Answer: "From Santa Claus."
"That's where snow comes from?" Tyson asked.
"Of course that's where snow comes from. I mean, snow comes around, when Santa Claus comes around, doesn't it?" Hilary argued.
"True." Tyson agreed.
Question: "What's a brizzard?"
Answer: "For sure, it doesn't mean the sky is falling. It's just when Santa Claus is in a bad mood, and throws a lot of snow at us.
"Here's a tip. Don't ever get Santa angry." Kai shuddered.
Question: What happens in a black out?"
Answer: "The t.v turns off and everyone gets crazy."
"Yes. My dad once started yelling, Nooooooooooo. I'm going to miss the football game." Rei nodded.
Question: "Where does the light hide at night?"
Answer: "In the refrigerator of course."
"Yes, but why doesn't it ever come out? Hmmmmm." Kai started thinking.
Question: "What are the chicken pox?"
Answer: "It's when you turn into a chicken."
"Chickens are scary........" Mariah said.
Question: "What are lead pencils?"
Answer: "Needles that the doctors give you."
"When I grow up to go to school, I'm just going to use plain wood pencils." Tyson announced.
Question: "What's a dog broomer?"
Answer: "A dog broomer sweeps up dogs and takes them away."
"NOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT LET THEM TAKE FWUFFY!" Kai suddenly screamed.
"Fwuffy?" Everyone asked.
"He's my dog. What do ya expect?" Kai said.
Everyone sweat- dropped.
Question: "Where do children come from?"
Answer: "From the stork."
"My mom said it came from a blue-jay." Kenny exclaimed.
Seeing that Kenny was really smart, they changed their answer.
New Answer: "From the stork or some other bird."
Question: "What do you wash a yellow stuffed animal with?"
Answer: With mustard of course. Yellow with yellow."
"I think I did that once." Max said. "Until my mom yanked the mustard bottle out of my hand and told me to use ketchup instead."
Question: "What stinks about being a little kid?"
Answer: "Not being able to reach the cookies on the kitchen counter."
"That really sucks." Mariah pouted.
Question: "What's good about being a little kid?"
Answer: "No homework."
"So very true." everyone agreed.
Question: "How do you get grown-ups to give you cookies?"
Answer: "Say you need cookies as aspiration, for your creative skills.
"Say, you know what? I tried that once. It worked." Tyson nodded.
Question: "How do you know if something's a monster?"
Answer: "If Kai tells you it's not a monster, then it's definitely a monster."
"HEY!" Kai yelled.
Question: "How does Hilary get people to listen to her?"
Answer: "She pours buckets of sand on people if they don't do what she says. WARNING: Do not try Hilary's methods without asking a grown-up."
"I do not do that." Hilary argued.
"Do too." Tyson argued back.
"You're not listening to me!" Hilary went into the sandbox, got a bucket of sand, and poured it on Tyson's head. "That's better."
Question: "What are dust-bunnies?"
Answer: "Dust bunnies are big, slimy, horrible monster bunnies, that like to snack on little kids."
"No wonder my mom cleans every day....." Kenny thought.
Question: "What do you do when you find something you want to eat?"
Answer: "Eat it first, ask questions later."
Max dug into the ground and picked up a worm to eat.
"MAX!" Everyone yelled.
"What did I just eat?" Max asked.
Question: "Where do you find letters?"
Answer: "In alphabet soup, of course."
"Where else would you find it?" Mariah smiled.
Question: "What are worms?"
Answer: "Chocolate spaghetti."
"Do they really taste like chocolate?" Hilary asked.
"Yup." Rei nodded.
Question: "What should you never try to eat?"
Answer: "Yucky carrots, peas, or broccoli."
"Well, that's all of our questions and answers. Bye everyone!" Everyone cheered and waved to the readers.
DLN: Okie. Well it's the end of my weird preview thing and now I'm going to write a short story for you guys. Did you actually think the chappie was ending? Lol! Okie well, here it is.
Story Title: Lies And Tricks
"Omigosh!!!!! Wook!!!!!!! It's wike a dweam!!!!! I can't bewieve it!!" Kai yelled at the top of his lungs, while storming into Tyson's dojo. "In my hands, I hold a....... wait for the dwum roll. A GROMMET EGG!"
"What's a grommet egg?" Mariah asked.
"Just the greatest find in histowy." Kai held out the egg, as if it was the most precious thing in the world to him.
"Wooks wike a normal chicken egg to mwe." Tyson commented.
Kai glared at Tyson. "Wook at it! It had black dots! How can a normal chicken egg have black dots?"
"The black dots wook a lot similar to paint." Tyson smirked.
"Oh yeah? That proves you know nothing then." Kai rolled his eyes as if Tyson was the biggest idiot in the world. "For days, pweople thought the grommet, never was weal, but here is pwoof that it's weal!"
"Weally?" Kenny leaned forward to touch it.
"NOOOOOOO! NO ONE TOUCHIE!" Kai pushed Kenny's hand out of the way, as if Kenny's hand came into contact with it, the world would end. "Twyson! Get a pillow so I put the egg on it."
"Righto mon capitain." Tyson saluted Kai before getting a pillow, and placing it on the ground. Kai then set the egg down like some precious glass figurine.
"Now I want guards near this pillow twenty-seven, seven. We can't let anyone take out tweasure." Kai commanded.
"I'll take the fiwst shift captain." Rei said.
"Boy a real grommet egg." Hilary commented staring at the egg with great interest.
"That ought to pwove their weal." Mariah said, joining Hilary.
"You pweople can see it fiwst. Then I'll send it to the mwuseam. To be exhibited in the....ahem.....the Kai Hiwatari room." Kai grinned, looking really proud of himself.
"Some guys have all the luck." Max looked really jealous.
"I would never find anytwing wike this." Hilary pouted.
"So..what do you think Twyson?" Rei asked with a smirk.
"He's good Rei. Good." Tyson replied with an identical smirk. "The old bwig lie mwethod."
"The more outrageous cwaim, the more they bewieve it." Ray laughed a bit. "There's no such twing as a grommet, yet evweyone bewieves him."
"He was so excited and positive that evweyone was so convinced." Rei now looked a bit shocked at how cunning Kai was.
"Did I do it? I told you I'd do it. Wook at them staring at the egg." Kai whispered to Rei.
"They bewieved you. They actuawy bewieved you." Rei simply just grinned at Kai.
Kai grinned back. "I've been telling you pal. I can fool pweople all the time. It's the bwig lie mwethod. The more outwageous the claim, the more they bewieve it."
Tyson was amazed, but he wanted to get back at Kai. There must be some way. He had thought of a plan......if he were Kai. He would be in for a big surprise...........
Moments Later
"Ooooooo. Kai. Wet me touch you. You famous now!" Hilary and Mariah squealed while running to Kai, fussing over him. "The egg was gweat but this.......this...IT'S WOWSVILLE! For the fiwst time in hours, A WEAL WIVE GROMMET!"
Kai nearly fainted. What?? It was just a joke.........How could this be. H listened in on Hilary's conversation with Tyson.
"When the cwack appeared, we thought it was just old but then it actually hatched! Oh wowwie! I've never expected it to hatch, and it's so big!!"
Kai ran as fast as he could to the pillow, and lying on the pillow was a yellow bird that looked similar to a phoenix and a peacock. "T-t-t-yson!" Kai sputtered. "T-t-t-ell me what that is!"
"Why that's a grommet." Tyson said, smirking. "You'd better give it to the zoo! You'll be famous!"
"Y-y-y-eah. The zoo." Already images of Kai being loved and praised by everyone were flooding through his mind. "It'll be held in the Kai Hiwatari part of the zoo." Kai picked up the bird carefully and rushed off to the zoo.
"What that was, was the bwig lie mwethod.The more outwageous the claim. The mwore they bewieve it." Tyson stared at Kai storming out of the dojo.
"His very words. It even worked on him." Kenny commented.
"Pasting those turkwey feathers on that pigeon was no easy matter." Max said.
At The Zoo
"You rotten kid! I oughta have the law on you for what you did to this poor pigeon." A zoo worker yelled at Kai.
"He's not the only poor pigeon around mister." Kai got tricked. By his own method. Boy will he get them back. Hehehehehehe.
DLN: Ugh! It sucked didn't it? I know it did.........I wrote it in a rush. I hope it was good enough though. Because I feel guilty for writing such a sucky story, I'll write another sucky story. Lol! Hehehehe. Okie. Here it is.
Story Title: Decision-Maker
"What did you want to see me for, Hilawy?" Tyson asked.
"I want you to make a decision for me, Twyson. Hilary reached into a box and took out two dresses. One was red, with a yellow ribbon sash and the other was just plain purple. "Tell me which dwess you would wike me to wear to Mawiah's birthday pawty."
"I like the pwurple one." Tyson said, pointing to the purple one.
"You do? Gee, I kinda wike the wed one." Hilary pouted.
"Well then why were you asking me?" Tyson looked confused.
"Because I wanted your opinion." Hilary thought for a while. "Say......I know how to choose. Come on Twyson. Let's go to Mawiah's house."
"What for?" Tyson looked even more confused now.
"I'm going to ask her which dwess I should wear to the dance. If I know her, she'll pick out the ugwy one for me to wear. Then I'll wear the other one. Smart huh?" Hilary grinned.
"Uh yeah." Tyson agreed, not wanting to make Hilary mad.
At Mariah's House
"I can't tell which one I wike if you don't wear them." Mariah said.
Hilary went to put on the red dress. "How's this one?"
"I still can't tell unless I see them together." Mariah was getting frustrated.
"Here Twyson. Put on this dwess and stand next to me." Hilary suggested.
"What?" Tyson backed away from the two girls. "Are you crazy?"
"Come on." Hilary pleaded. "Pwease!!!!!!!"
"Or we'll put make-up on you." Mariah smiled slyly. "I wonder how you'll look in pigtails."
Tyson looked horrified. He had no choice.
Moments Later, After The Struggling
"I feel siwwy. Can you huwwy up?" Tyson crossed his arms in front of his chest, glaring at the two girls who wore identical grins.
"Hmmmmm." Mariah put her finger on her chin in deep thought. Tyson tapped his foot impatiently.
"Hey! TWYSON! THERE'S YOUR WUBBER BALL!" Hilary yelled.
"MY BALL! I've been looking for it!!!!" Tyson stormed out of the house and picked up his yellow rubber ball, hugging it.
"My, my. Don't you look good Twyson?" Kai smirked.
"I've heard of woman taking over, but this is siwwy." Kenny commented.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the guys started laughing at Tyson as he stomped back to Mariah's house embarrassed.
"Thanks for making my decision Twyson." Hilary smiled.
"What do ya mean?"
"Now that the guys saw your dress already, I have to wear the other one."
"Woman. Sheesh!"
DLN: Yeah, I bet it sucked too. Well I want to do some really short stories for you guys okie? Here they are.
Story Title: Tube Troubles
Max went into the bathroom and put toothpaste on his toothbrush. It might seem normal but then instead of brushing his teeth, he started brushing his comb.
"Er......Maxie? Why are you using your twoothbrush on your comb?" Tyson asked.
"Why too keep its teeth clean of course." Max answered.
Story Title: Blink Think
"Hey Twyson! How about pwaying ball with us?" Kai called.
"Sowwy, but I want to collect my thoughts for a bit." Tyson replied.
"Let's wait gang." Kai told everyone. "Twyson should be finished in about twoo seconds."
Story Title: Cold Shoulder
"Hey Rei! Are you going to eat pwizza with us today?" Kenny asked.
"Yikes! I have chores today! I gotta think of an excuse." Rei panicked.
At Rei's House
"Mom, I feel bwad." Rei said while faking a few coughs. "Cough, cough. My head aches, my eyes are watering, sniff, cough, and my nose is all stuffed up. Wheez."
"You certainly sound bad, Rei." Rei's mother said. "I'm sending you to your room and your not allowed outside for a week."
Rei sweatdropped. Plan foiled.
DLN: Yes, I know. They sucked too. Okay here's the poll. Would you like another chappie like this one? Like with questions and answers and then short stories? Or one big story like the first chappie. Enter your polls please. Thanks for reading. I hope it didn't suck as much as I thought it did. Okie. Well bye for now!