Taz: Word of warning; shopping with me is murder!
Jo: Too right!! Miss "Does my bum look big in this? And this? And this?!!"
Taz: cringes So I'm indecisive! Big deal!

"I want this one, and that one, and that one and..."
"We've got all day numb nuts!" Jo grumbled.
"Spoilsport!" Taz pouted, bouncing over to the "Toy Factory".

"Hey where is everybody?" Tyson yawned, frowning disappointedly at the empty living room.
He waddled into the kitchen to get some breakfast...and promptly slipped on a piece of paper lying on the floor.
"Dude, that smarts!" He rubbed his backside as he got up, turning the paper over in his hand.
"What the hell kinda language is this?"
"Try turning it the right way up." An ice-cold voice drawled behind him.
Kai smirked as he snatched the paper out of his hands, ignoring Tyson staring at his South Park boxers.

Dear Bladebreakers,
Me n Taz got bored of waiting for you guys to get your lazy arses out of bed, so we "borrowed" Kai's credit card, back in a few hours.

Kai's face went a tasteful shade of red.
"You O.K dude?" Tyson waved a hand in front of Kai's eyes.
"I'm going for a shower." Kai grumbled, walking stiffly up the stairs.

Jo sat sunning herself on the bench waiting for Taz to catch up.
Eventually a pair of purple clad legs waddled into view; the rest of the poor girl was obscured by countless bags and boxes.
"What took you so long?" Jo opened one eye and grinned.
Taz dropped everything, but Jo had already closed her eye again when Taz's face came into view, complete with a throbbing vein on her forehead.
"Aah! Here's our bus now!" Jo jumped up and strutted over to the bus stop.
Taz groaned and began picking the shopping up again, muttering under her breath.

"O.K Tyson your turn."
"Huh? There's only one place left, n' I'm NOT going there!"
"For God's sake Tyson, don't be such a wuss, just get in there!"
"No! It looks too tight!" (A.N: It's not what you think! Bloody Hentai's!!)

Taz stopped dead in her tracks. "What the hell?!"

"Are you trying to say I'm fat?!"
"Just get on with it!"
"Kai, he doesn't love me anymore!"
"Fine if you won't do it what about Max?"
"I dunno you guys; I've never done this before!"
"Don't worry Maxie I'll be gentle."

Taz's face began to turn green, and Jo looked at her curiously. "You comin' down with somethin' Hun?"
"Gaaaaah!" Taz dropped to the floor in a heap under the shopping.
"Fine, I'll go see what's going on!" Jo huffed, stomping off into the garden.

Kai looked up from the Twister spinner as she came round the corner.
"Oh, is that all?" Jo raised an eyebrow.
"Huh?" Tyson squinted and rubbed the back of his head in confusion.
"Oh, never mind!" Jo rolled her eyes, "We're off to go unpack."
"Who's we?" Rei raised an eyebrow.
"Me and Taz of course!" Jo yelped as if it were the most ridiculous question in the world.
"Want any help?" Tyson wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Not if you were the last donkey on earth!" Jo retorted.
Just then Taz – or to be more exact – Taz's legs, shuffled into view, still swamped with shopping bags, teetering dangerously as she attempted to turn a corner.
"Just a thought Jo, but couldn't you carry some of that?" Rei smirked.
"Don't be ridiculous!" Jo snorted, sticking her nose in the air.
"Copycat!" Kai muttered, folding his arms in a huff.
Taz peeked between two bags and groaned as Jo set off at an even faster pace than before.

"Are you sure we should be doing this guys?!" Max glanced around worriedly.
"Oh come on, I've groped Taz once; she won't mind if I have a little peek surely!" Tyson grinned.
"Pffft! Juveniles!" Kai grunted, leaning against the wall and glaring at Tyson disapprovingly.
"What if they've got CCTV or infa-red cameras in there?!" Max squeaked unhappily.
"Sometimes you worry me Maxie!" Rei shook his head and patted Max's shoulder.
"Hey! Shh! Taz is saying something!" Tyson hissed, pressing his ear to the door.

"Hey what d'you think of this one?"
"Nah, too tight Hun."
"Hey you can't argue with cleavage!"
"Fine, what else did you get?"
"Lots of stuff, but this is the cutest!"
"What the hell is that?!"
"You don't like it?"
"It's huge, how the hell are you going to fit it in?!" (A.N: Haha! REVENGE!!!)

Rei blinked rapidly, hardly daring to look at Tyson, who was struggling not to drool.

"O.K so what did you get then Miss Perfect?!"
"This!"
"Whoah!! Let me have a go!"
"No it's mine!"
"Oh please it's way bigger than mine!"
"Oh O.K then, but don't you dare break it!"
"Oh puh-lease! I have done this before!"

"Little minx!" Tyson gasped.

"You said that last time!" Jo retorted as she handed Taz the talking Kai plushie.
"Yeah well I know how to turn this one on!" Taz snapped, reaching for its hand.

click

"Hn!" (A.N: Stop looking at me like that! It's Kai's favourite word!)
"Is that all?" Taz frowned disappointedly.
She pressed its hand again.
"Hn! Hn!"
"I can't believe you bought a faulty one!" Taz wailed.
"No you're just not doing it right!"
"Yes I am!"
"You have to push it hard or it doesn't work!" Jo snapped.

One of Kai's tightly clenched eyelids flew open. "What the..."
Max gulped.
"Oh man this it too sweet!" Tyson beamed, hugging Rei ecstatically.

"Try again, this is getting interesting."
"Uh, O.K."

click

"Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn! Hn!"
"Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!"
"Oh yeah, now that's more like it!"

Kai's left eye began to twitch at the corner.

"See told you it wasn't faulty. Admit you were wrong!"
"Yes Mistress!"

"Holy shit!" Rei gawped.

Suddenly, Taz's head poked out the door, causing all of them to jump.
"Hey guys! What're you all doing out here?" She beamed.
"Man I LOVE girls!" Rei punched the air happily.
"Err, riiiiight." Taz sweat dropped, then she turned to Kai. "So what's going on tonight oh fearless leader?"
"PUB CRAWL!" Tyson jumped up and down.
"Alcafrolic!" Taz poked his nose. "But yeah, that sounds good."
"No way!" Kai spoke for the first time. "I always have to baby-sit!"
"Well excuse me for being potty trained, but I can take care of myself!" Tyson retorted, ducking a swing from Kai's fist.
"All those in favour, raise your hands!" Taz jumped excitedly as hers punched the air.
Kai looked at the sea of fingers reaching up at him and groaned. "Fine! I give in!"

Taz: !!!ALCA-MA-FROLL!!! HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!
Jo: I've never seen her before in my life!
Taz: Meanie!!
Jo: Just shut up n get on with it!
Taz: Get on with what?
Jo: thwack!
Taz: Gaaaaaahhhh!!! .'