Ode to a Stepford Wife
By Lauren
Their hair is blond and bouncy
They never let it go flat.
Their faces are always made-up
Seemingly matching their new hats.
Their bosoms are perky and round
They give tit for tat.
Their figures are slim and perfect
They hold the grace of a cat.
Their smiles melt the solidest ice
Just make sure to wipe your feet on the mat.
But something isn't right in Stepford
Where is all the clutter, stringy hair and fat?
The men will tell you it's the perfect place
Where their wives' brains are stored in vats.
So my friend, is Stepford right for you?
Welcome to Stepford; this is where your new home is at.