Chapter 6
Bachelor Party 101
"MOMMY, I'm home!" Rory said while running through the door as Jess tried to juggle all the suitcases walking in.
"MINI ME!" Lorelai yelled as she runs toward Rory. "I missed you baby!" She said hugging Rory as they spun around in a circle.
"It's been so long." Rory said pulling away.
"You saw her two weeks ago Ror." Jess said putting down the suitcases.
"Hush, you're talking crazy. Two weeks is a long time." Rory said sticking her tongue out at him.
"Okay whatever you say sweetheart." He laid her dress across the suitcases. "I'm going to go and get situated at the apartment. I guess I'll see you tomorrow." He said looking at her with a sigh. Rory walked towards Jess and wrapped her arms around his neck in a hug.
"I'll miss you."
"I'll miss you too, baby." Jess kissed her softly.
"Okay Tristan and Lisbeth are coming in later today; Dave and Lane are flying in also; Paris and Jamie are most likely at the Inn already with everyone else." She kissed him again. "Don't have too much fun at your bachelor party." Rory leaned back, his arms supporting her.
"I won't be able to without you there."
"You'd want me to be there when your being give a lap dance by some blonde bimbo?"
"Could you dye your hair and give me a lap dance?"
"DIRTY" Lorelai yelled from the kitchen.
"I'll see you tomorrow, at our wedding then." Rory kissed him passionately.
"I'll see you then." They shared another deep kiss. "Bye." He walked out the door. The door closed and Rory let out a deep sigh. A minute later the door opened and Jess flew in grabbed Rory and kissed her., relearning every part of her mouth again, "I love you."
"I love you too. Bye sweetie."
"This is going to be the longest twenty hours of my life." He gave her another quick kiss and went out the door again.
"RORY, CAN I LOOK NOW?" Lorelai yelled running into the living room.
"Yeah mom, its fine!" Rory replied, still staring at the closed door.
"Okay, you're scaring mommy now." Lorelai said waving her hand in front of Rory's face. "Rory needs to come out of daze."
"Oh, right I'm with you. So what are we doing for my bachelorette party?"
"You will see missy. First, we have to get all the girls together. So pick up the phone and start calling." After Rory called all her friends and picked everyone up at airport or bus station respectively, they were all finally situated in the living room. Rory looked around the living room; Lane, Paris, Lisbeth, Sookie, and her mom were all sitting around her. They were all part of her wedding and they were taking her out.
"Where are we going?" Rory demanded as she was shoved in the back of Sookie's van.
"You'll see when we get there!" Lane replied for the tenth time.
"As long as mom didn't plan it..." Rory trailed off.
"Hey! What would be wrong with that?"
"Mom, I'd end up having mail strippers dressed as firemen, and other people dressed as ommpa loompa's, and lord knows what else. Now no offense to Ommpa Lommpa's but I don't want to see them naked."
"I don't think that Willy Wonka could forgive you for that."
"Why? He likes having naked ommpa lommpas?"
"For all you know he does!"
"Okay, new topic" Paris cut in sharply. "So, who was watching C-span last night?
Finally, they pulled up to a salon, after they all climbed out of the car; they were standing in the lobby. "Gilmore party?" A lady asked while coming to great them.
"Yes, that would be us." Lorelai stated.
"Please, follow me this way." They followed the lady to a room with chairs set up and a person next to each chair. "So each one of you can sit down, for a manicure, pedicure, and facial." With that, the lady turned on her heel and went back to the lobby.
"Mom, you didn't have to do this." Rory exclaimed excitingly while sitting down.
"Yes I did, this was plan B. Originally I wanted to take you to some stripper club and hire a few firefighters but your friends talked me out of it."
"Thank God for that then!" Rory said as the manicure professional began working on her nails.
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"Dude, last night as a single man, how do you feel?" Tristan asked while taking a sip of his drink, his eyes lazily following the stripper.
"Not very different, I mean we've lived together for so long, in a way I haven't been single since high school."
"Understandable, you're lucky you know that right?"
"How so?" Jess asked, amused by Tristan surprising sudden urge to open up.
"You got an amazing girl; I don't understand why you of all people got her though."
"I guess I am lucky." He said, "I guess I was just at the right place at the right time."
Tristan placed a twenty inside a strippers underwear.
"You have Lisbeth though. She seems to be a great girl, whom you really like. Why throw that away."
"How's throwing what away?" Tristan asked taking another sip.
"You know what I mean."
"Enlighten me Jess."
"Just don't mess this one up Tristan."
"I have no intention of doing so, MOTHER, but thank you for the warning." He glared at Jess before turning back to the show in front of them.
"So, when will you and Lane tie the knot?" Jess asked Dave trying not to look directly at the practically naked women dancing in front of him.
"I'm not sure, I know I want us to be married but I don't know if Lane is ready, plus if Mrs. Kim hears of any proposals for Lane to marry someone who's NOT Korean, she'd have me killed." Dave shuddered.
"First of all NEVER EVER mention Mrs. Kim in a stripper bar, again! Second, you guys have been together probably longer then me and Rory, I think that if you don't do it now, you never will, and will just spend the rest of your lives 'goin' steady' and frankly, I don't find that appealing."
"I understand that much, I'm sure we'll get around to it sooner or later. Plus I don't want to take the spot light off of you and Rory this weekend."
"Thank you for that."
"Are you two girls going to talk the entire time or watch the show?" Tristan said leaning over the table to face the two men. Reluctantly turning back towards the stripers, keeping his head low, Jess gave some girl a ten, and went back to looking at his shoes.
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"Are you excited?" Lorelei asked facing her daughter as a professional was giving her a hand massage.
"Yeah, I am, it's so nice to finally finalize everything. I mean we've been together forever, its kinda silly that we're not married yet." Rory replied a goofy smile on her face.
"Watch it Gilmore." Lane said "Dave still hasn't proposed. I mean he obviously wants us to be together, otherwise he would have dumped me by now. I just, I don't know." She looked defeated.
"I'm sure he'll come around, I mean he is a guy, they're slow on the up take. He loves you and that's what really matters." Rory stated comfertingly.
"Yeah, I mean maybe he's waiting for the perfect moment." Lane sighed softly.
"I can't believe it Ror, I mean at your age I was raising a seven-year- old." Proclaimed Lorelai.
"MOM, if I recall correctly I was raising YOU." Rory said laughing.
"Nu uh."
"You were the one telling me NOT to do my homework, and come and play with you."
"You have no proof!" She yelled scaring the woman working for her.
"SOOO, Lisbeth, are you and Tristan going to get married."
Lisbeth blushed and looked down at her lap. "I hope so, I mean he's such a great guy, and I like him, a lot. I wouldn't mind marrying him; I think it's too soon to tell just yet, I mean we've only been going out for like five months or so."
"Good, enjoy dating, when he still pampers you, and calls you all the time. It doesn't last long." Rory said grinning.
"Here here." Lorelei chimed in.
"Exactly," laughed Sookie.
XoXo Sasha