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Dun Dun Dun! A cheesy battle seen and over used movie quotes!

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Duo stared at the woman Joslyn had tripped over.

Her hair was bright orangey red and her eyes where dark green, her pale skin was liberally sprinkled with freckles and she wore a menacing glare that was more humorous then menacing. She wore one of those old fashion tan detective hats and a tan trench coat. She had black boots, black pants and a long sleeved green shirt beneath it.

The rat/dog creature was now laying on it's back in the sand. He was unsure if it was alive or dead but he would assume it still lived do to the profuse amount of slobber.

About to walk forward to break up the looming cat fight between Joslyn and the red head he found himself frozen by the site of the red head's switchblade.

"A new toy Malloren?" Joslyn sneered

"Of course. Paid for it with the money I got from Cal Grave's bounty." The red head, whom he assumed was Demi Malloren replied icily "And a little bit from what I stole from you."

"Damn you Malloren! You're a thief just as the rest of us are! You're a damn hypocrite!" Joslyn screamed "And I know not even you have the gall to sell it. So return to me what you stole!"

"Over my dead body!" Demi hissed

"My pleasure!" Joslyn lunged at Demi, drawing her knife in the process.

Demi blocked it and swung around, aiming for Joslyn's heart. Joslyn faltered, tripping over the rat/dog, which really was resembling a rat more by the minute as it was now soaked in seawater, and left herself fully open for attack.

"NO!" Duo screamed and ran at the girls.

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Suspense

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The hatch flipped open and Tru peered inside.

"Well well well... what do you have here." She murmured.

The man who sat awkwardly in the cockpit was probably as tall as Duo perhaps a tad taller. His hair was a far darker brown and was spiky, falling into his eyes. He had lovely tan skin and a drop-dead gorgeous face.

She would bet that ladies dropped when he smiled.

Although judging by his impassive face even when he slept... he didn't smile much...hmmm to bad.

"HEY! MR. CREEPY DEAD GUY!!!! ARE YOU ALIVE?"

She waited for three seconds then shrugged.

"Guess not."

Reaching into the cockpit she grabbed the front of his dark green shirt, and lugged (with no small effort) him out of the cockpit.

She dropped him unceremoniously over the edge and heard the thump of his body hit ground.

She was slightly surprised to hear a resounding grunt of pain.

"Oh. Guess he was alive after all."

There was silence.

"Wonder if he's dead now?"

She peeked over the edge to see the most stunning dark blue eyes on earth. Their owner now lay sprawled out on the ground, he stared at her.

"Why am I on the ground?" he asked mildly.

"Because I dropped you there." Tru replied brightly.

She reached into her pocket and took out Relena's journal and glanced at a sketch on the first page. It was of 5 boys including Duo.

"Would you by any chance be... a friend of Duo's?"

"Yes" He replied.

She turned the book sideways. "Man she had no artistic talent. Anywho, get up Dude. Your buddy Duo is waiting for you."

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Heero stared at the insane psychopathic woman in front of him.

She was pretty.

Really pretty.

She beautiful.

"Who the hell are you?" Heero asked

"The name," She leapt from the ground and levitated several feet from the ground. "Is Trudy Fawkes, but I prefer Tru." She grinned what's yours?"

Heero stared at her in fascination. She was sitting Indian style, her elbow on her knee, and one cheek resting on her hand.

While levitating almost 6 feet in the air.

Shaking himself out of his stupor her stood. He was now eye level with Tru.

"I'm Heero Yuy. Please lead the way to Duo then, Miss Tru." He said politely

"Cut the 'Miss' stuff. I'm Tru. Just Tru. Come on Hugo"

With that she floated of into the trees.

A very confused, suspicious and worried Heero ran after her. Screaming

"HEERO!! NOT HUGO!!!!"

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I could leave it at that... but...

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Duo reached for the blade in Demi's hand.

When everyone in the struggle heard voices.

"HEY PRIEST DUDE!!! I FOUND YOUR FRIEND!!!! HUGO!!"

"HEERO DAMNIT! HEERO!"

Tru came flying, literally, out of the trees. Heero was right on her tail.

"HEERO! YOUR ALIVE" Duo cried

"MAXWELL! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?" Heero roared

"Well gee I missed you to Heero" Duo muttered dryly

And the beached was filled with a screaming battle, (which had ensued between Demi and Joslyn after Duo ran to go greet his old friend and took their knifes with him) A wildly barking rat/dog, a hysterically laughing Tru, (Who found it quite humorous to watch Heero fire unrelenting questions at a now very nervous Duo) And the smack of an unending torrent of seaweed hitting Duo in the head, flung by an irate Fang (Which more than likely added to Duo's nervousness.)

And the every one froze at the sound of ringing.

Demi blushed. "Sorry. That's mine."

She reached into her pocket pulled out her phone and flipped it open.