Band of Brotherhoodies
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Review Responses:
DemonRogue13- Thanks!
Rogue77- I know he was! Those kids were modeled after my family. Hehe! I love getting back at my sister when no body's watching. I manage to stay sane in this situation somehow, I'd like to know how though.
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"So, you want ME to play drums, and Pietro to play guitar? You have a death wish or something?" Wanda asked, looking at the boys.
"No," Todd began. "But we do have a wish to win cash! Please, Wanda?"
"Fine. But I get half."
"HALF? Wanda are you in-" Lance stopped short. "Er- I mean, of course Wanda, anything." Wanda smiled as Lance mumbled something under his breath sounding like 'Money whore.'
"Oh, a money whore am I? Well, then I'll just take this back," She placed the fifty in the cup of her bra.
"Who wants to go in and get it?" Pietro asked. No one raised their hands. Well, Pyro and Todd looked like they would, but seeing Wanda's hands glow purple, they meekly put their hands down.
"That's what I thought. Now, either you play by my rules, or you don't play," Wanda threatened.
"We'll play, we'll play!" They all said and Wanda snickered.
"All right, then you all need to help pay to. I'm not the only one working a job!"
~
"So, Mr. Alvers?" An old lady peered over the top of her glasses at Lance.
"Yes, that's me," Lance said. "I'm here about the job interview?"
"Ah yes, well, the job at the Book Checkout was recently filled, but we have an opening." She looked down at her desk, reading the paper, the letterhead read 'Bayville Public Library.' "We have an opening for Children's Story Time."
"Oh, sure, I'll take it I guess," Lance said, not really paying attention. He was more focused on the picture of the naked lady in the window of the church across the way.
"Good, story time starts at one." She said, smirking. "You'll be making up the stories today, as we didn't have time to figure out the book schedule." The second she walked away, Lance realized what he had just signed up for. Story Time.
~
So, Lance arrived at the public library at one, just in time for story time.
"Ah, your audience awaits," A boy said, sniggering. Lance shot him a look that clearly said 'Drop-dead.'
So Lance rounded the bend in the library and approached the little midgets eagerly awaiting their story.
"STORY TIME! STORY TIME! YAY!" They chorused happily. Some even clapped their hands together in pure delight.
Lance took a seat on the stool and stared at his wide-eyed audience.
"Erum. Hello. I'm Lance," Lance began.
"HI LANCE!" They yelled.
"Well, I guess it's time for a story. Um. Yes, a story. About a. beautiful princess.named." Lance racked his mind. "Kitty!"
"Kitty?" A little girl asked. "That's the name of an animal!"
"Yes, it is, and the Princess Kitty loved animals. So, one day, she was out in the fields, playing with her animal friends, one of them was even a purple dragon named. Lockheed! Yes, Lockheed. When all of the sudden, and evil man named Charlie came and took her away and locked her in a tower never to be seen again!"
The little kiddies gasped, instantly taking a liking to Princess Kitty and her dragon Lockheed. They instantly, also, hated the evil Charlie for taking Princess Kitty away from Lockheed.
"But, you see," Lance continued. "Lockheed got away! And he flew to the neighboring prince. Dominic Alvers! The Good Prince Dominic! And it was known that the Good Prince Dominic loved Princess Kitty and wanted to marry her. So, Lockheed said to the Good Prince Dominic, 'Good Prince Dominic, Princess Kitty has been taken by the evil Charlie and locked in a tower! You must save her!' So, doing the only Good Prince thing to do, Good Prince Dominic mounted his trusty steed. Jeep, and was off to rescue Princess Kitty."
"Did he meet a magical fairy on the way?" One little girl asked.
"Why, yes he did. And what was this fairy's name?" He asked, looking for an answer.
"Marie!" The girl giggled. Lance raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, and on the way to rescue Princess Kitty, the Good Prince Dominic met a fairy named Marie. 'Good Prince Dominic,' the fairy said. 'Beware! I have just been told that evil Charlie has just gotten a new knight. The Metal Fisted Piotr. Beware!' With that, the fairy Marie disappeared with a poof of blue smoke."
"Did the smoke smell?" A little boy asked.
"Um. Yeah. Like. Sulfer."
"What's sulfer?" Some kids asked.
"An icky smelling thing." Lance explained.
"So. was Marie really a bad fairy in disquise?"
"Um. Yes. Because she secretly worked for evil Charlie."
"Then why did she tell Good Prince Dominic about The Metal Fisted Piotr?"
"Because. She did?" Lance tried. The kiddies accepted this. "So, Good Prince Dominic, Lockheed and Jeep traveled and traveled towards evil Charlie's manor. They got their easily, and entered in the dead of night."
"Why was night dead?"
"No, no no, the night wasn't dead."
"Then why did you say that it was the dead of night?"
"It's an expression." And the kiddies accepted this. "So, they creped up the stairs up the tallest tower where Princess Kitty was. He was just about to open the door, when the Metal Fisted Piotr attacked!" The kiddies gasped. "So the Good Prince Dominic and the Metal Fisted Piotr fought and fought and fought, and soon, the Good Prince Dominic had defeated the Metal Fisted Piotr."
The kiddies clapped happily. "Did the Good Prince Dominic kill the Metal Fisted Piotr? I don't like violence," one kiddy said.
"Um. No. He just gave him a good telling off. And he didn't get any candy for a long time!" One of the kiddies burst into tears at this terrifying thought. "So, the Good Prince Dominic rescued Princess Kitty, and the next day, they were married and lived happily ever after. The end." Lance got a far away look in his eyes.
"Maybe he's dead," one kiddy said.
"Go poke him," Kiddy 2 said.
"No way!"
"You chicken?"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Then do it!"
"No way!"
"I double dog dare you!" The kiddies gasped. A double dog dare? NO ONE could not do a double dog dare. So, Kiddy 1 got up and walked over to Lance, or should I say, the Good Prince Dominic and poked him roughtly on the shoulder.
"Uh-What? What? Where's the fire? Pietro! Go get the fire hose! Pyro's at it again!" He shouted.
The kiddies starred at him. Their new storyteller was insane.
"You okay mister?" Kiddy 3 asked.
"Yeah, well, that wraps up story time! C'Ya!" Lance got up and frolicked over to the public library desk to collect his money.
"Can I have my pay now?" Lance asked.
"What pay?" The lady asked.
"My pay for working."
"I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. This was a volunteer job. There is no money involved." This hit Lance like a ton of bricks, or should I say, The Metal Fisted Piotr's fist.
Disclaimer: Your mom threw away your best porno mag!
Review Responses:
DemonRogue13- Thanks!
Rogue77- I know he was! Those kids were modeled after my family. Hehe! I love getting back at my sister when no body's watching. I manage to stay sane in this situation somehow, I'd like to know how though.
~
"So, you want ME to play drums, and Pietro to play guitar? You have a death wish or something?" Wanda asked, looking at the boys.
"No," Todd began. "But we do have a wish to win cash! Please, Wanda?"
"Fine. But I get half."
"HALF? Wanda are you in-" Lance stopped short. "Er- I mean, of course Wanda, anything." Wanda smiled as Lance mumbled something under his breath sounding like 'Money whore.'
"Oh, a money whore am I? Well, then I'll just take this back," She placed the fifty in the cup of her bra.
"Who wants to go in and get it?" Pietro asked. No one raised their hands. Well, Pyro and Todd looked like they would, but seeing Wanda's hands glow purple, they meekly put their hands down.
"That's what I thought. Now, either you play by my rules, or you don't play," Wanda threatened.
"We'll play, we'll play!" They all said and Wanda snickered.
"All right, then you all need to help pay to. I'm not the only one working a job!"
~
"So, Mr. Alvers?" An old lady peered over the top of her glasses at Lance.
"Yes, that's me," Lance said. "I'm here about the job interview?"
"Ah yes, well, the job at the Book Checkout was recently filled, but we have an opening." She looked down at her desk, reading the paper, the letterhead read 'Bayville Public Library.' "We have an opening for Children's Story Time."
"Oh, sure, I'll take it I guess," Lance said, not really paying attention. He was more focused on the picture of the naked lady in the window of the church across the way.
"Good, story time starts at one." She said, smirking. "You'll be making up the stories today, as we didn't have time to figure out the book schedule." The second she walked away, Lance realized what he had just signed up for. Story Time.
~
So, Lance arrived at the public library at one, just in time for story time.
"Ah, your audience awaits," A boy said, sniggering. Lance shot him a look that clearly said 'Drop-dead.'
So Lance rounded the bend in the library and approached the little midgets eagerly awaiting their story.
"STORY TIME! STORY TIME! YAY!" They chorused happily. Some even clapped their hands together in pure delight.
Lance took a seat on the stool and stared at his wide-eyed audience.
"Erum. Hello. I'm Lance," Lance began.
"HI LANCE!" They yelled.
"Well, I guess it's time for a story. Um. Yes, a story. About a. beautiful princess.named." Lance racked his mind. "Kitty!"
"Kitty?" A little girl asked. "That's the name of an animal!"
"Yes, it is, and the Princess Kitty loved animals. So, one day, she was out in the fields, playing with her animal friends, one of them was even a purple dragon named. Lockheed! Yes, Lockheed. When all of the sudden, and evil man named Charlie came and took her away and locked her in a tower never to be seen again!"
The little kiddies gasped, instantly taking a liking to Princess Kitty and her dragon Lockheed. They instantly, also, hated the evil Charlie for taking Princess Kitty away from Lockheed.
"But, you see," Lance continued. "Lockheed got away! And he flew to the neighboring prince. Dominic Alvers! The Good Prince Dominic! And it was known that the Good Prince Dominic loved Princess Kitty and wanted to marry her. So, Lockheed said to the Good Prince Dominic, 'Good Prince Dominic, Princess Kitty has been taken by the evil Charlie and locked in a tower! You must save her!' So, doing the only Good Prince thing to do, Good Prince Dominic mounted his trusty steed. Jeep, and was off to rescue Princess Kitty."
"Did he meet a magical fairy on the way?" One little girl asked.
"Why, yes he did. And what was this fairy's name?" He asked, looking for an answer.
"Marie!" The girl giggled. Lance raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, and on the way to rescue Princess Kitty, the Good Prince Dominic met a fairy named Marie. 'Good Prince Dominic,' the fairy said. 'Beware! I have just been told that evil Charlie has just gotten a new knight. The Metal Fisted Piotr. Beware!' With that, the fairy Marie disappeared with a poof of blue smoke."
"Did the smoke smell?" A little boy asked.
"Um. Yeah. Like. Sulfer."
"What's sulfer?" Some kids asked.
"An icky smelling thing." Lance explained.
"So. was Marie really a bad fairy in disquise?"
"Um. Yes. Because she secretly worked for evil Charlie."
"Then why did she tell Good Prince Dominic about The Metal Fisted Piotr?"
"Because. She did?" Lance tried. The kiddies accepted this. "So, Good Prince Dominic, Lockheed and Jeep traveled and traveled towards evil Charlie's manor. They got their easily, and entered in the dead of night."
"Why was night dead?"
"No, no no, the night wasn't dead."
"Then why did you say that it was the dead of night?"
"It's an expression." And the kiddies accepted this. "So, they creped up the stairs up the tallest tower where Princess Kitty was. He was just about to open the door, when the Metal Fisted Piotr attacked!" The kiddies gasped. "So the Good Prince Dominic and the Metal Fisted Piotr fought and fought and fought, and soon, the Good Prince Dominic had defeated the Metal Fisted Piotr."
The kiddies clapped happily. "Did the Good Prince Dominic kill the Metal Fisted Piotr? I don't like violence," one kiddy said.
"Um. No. He just gave him a good telling off. And he didn't get any candy for a long time!" One of the kiddies burst into tears at this terrifying thought. "So, the Good Prince Dominic rescued Princess Kitty, and the next day, they were married and lived happily ever after. The end." Lance got a far away look in his eyes.
"Maybe he's dead," one kiddy said.
"Go poke him," Kiddy 2 said.
"No way!"
"You chicken?"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Then do it!"
"No way!"
"I double dog dare you!" The kiddies gasped. A double dog dare? NO ONE could not do a double dog dare. So, Kiddy 1 got up and walked over to Lance, or should I say, the Good Prince Dominic and poked him roughtly on the shoulder.
"Uh-What? What? Where's the fire? Pietro! Go get the fire hose! Pyro's at it again!" He shouted.
The kiddies starred at him. Their new storyteller was insane.
"You okay mister?" Kiddy 3 asked.
"Yeah, well, that wraps up story time! C'Ya!" Lance got up and frolicked over to the public library desk to collect his money.
"Can I have my pay now?" Lance asked.
"What pay?" The lady asked.
"My pay for working."
"I'm sorry, maybe you didn't understand. This was a volunteer job. There is no money involved." This hit Lance like a ton of bricks, or should I say, The Metal Fisted Piotr's fist.