Lightning-Dono: Okay, what happens when a newspaper reporter goes and interviews the Golden Sun (TLA) cast? (The main cast, that is) A Golden Sun fic with...stupidity, humor, and...all of that good stuff.
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Reporter: ((is creeping around in a suspiscious manner with a bullhorn)) ((shouts into bullhorn)) Today, we will be interviewing Isaac, the brave, honorable, and...brave main person in Golden Sun! AND HERO OF WEYARD
Isaac: Gawd, can't someone get any sleep in this place? ((spots reporter in the hallway)) Oh, no.
Reporter: So, where do you want to be interviewed?
Isaac: Here. And make it quick. And LOSE THE BULLHORN!
Reporter: No. I -need- to be heard for some reason. So, Isaac, how does it feel to be an 'only child'?
Isaac: It feels normal. It's a good thing because there aren't any annoying little twerps following me around.
Reporter: Are you normally this mean?
Isaac: No. I just woke up. What newspaper or you from?
Reporter: I'm the one from Earth. It's for the New York Times.
Isaac: o.o
Reporter: What?
Isaac: Nothing. Please continue.
Reporter: Is there anything going on between you and...Jenna? =)
Isaac: If you're from Earth, how do you know all of this?
Reporter: I sometimes get sucked into my GBA while playing Golden Sun, so I thought I'd go and interview people while I was here.
Isaac: o-.-o --- blushing Well, uh, no.
Reporter: Hold that expression for a sec.
Isaac: Eh?
Reporter: I need to sketch you out while you're blushing. I'll tell everyone that you love Jenna! MUAHAHAHA! ((loud, continual cough follows the evil laughter)) ((coughing stops))
Isaac: GAK! ((runs back into room loud banging sounds follow))
Reporter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!?
((door opens and Isaac's mom stares at the reporter))
Reporter: Hi.
((door closes))
((Isaac comes back out an hour wearing a tuxedo, make-up (don't ask), with his hair slicked back))
Isaac: Now you have permission to sketch me. Now I'll look good -and- no one will recognize me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the one laughing evilly now? ((triumphant grin))
Reporter: Shoot.
Isaac: Okay, now you can sketch away.
Reporter: Never mind. And ways, how does it feel to fight bad guys?
Isaac: I fought bad guys?
Reporter: Yes, you idiot! Felix! Remember him? And Alex! Talk about-
Isaac: He's not that bad. We ended up teaming up with him in the end. Plus, he's Jenna's brother, so he can't really be a bad guy...He's all nice and stuff, right? Alex is part of Mia's clan, too.
Reporter: ((is taking notes for her report)) Thinks Felix...Nice...stuff...Alex...part...Mia...clan...
Isaac: MIA'S clan, not the MIA clan! oo
Reporter: ((erases)) MIA's...clan...
Isaac: Can I leave now? I need to take off these clothes.
Reporter: Why?
Isaac: I sprayed colonge all over them! ((choke))
Reporter: Go ahead. I'll go interview someone else. ((throws bullhorn in trash))
Isaac: What was that for!?
Reporter: To annoy you. And it's free - you get to keep it. Oh, well. I'll take a stop at Felix's place next.
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That was kind of strange. Anyhow, just to let you know, the reporter is not an image character of me. I wouldn't do that to torture poor Isaac. =(
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Reporter: ((is creeping around in a suspiscious manner with a bullhorn)) ((shouts into bullhorn)) Today, we will be interviewing Isaac, the brave, honorable, and...brave main person in Golden Sun! AND HERO OF WEYARD
Isaac: Gawd, can't someone get any sleep in this place? ((spots reporter in the hallway)) Oh, no.
Reporter: So, where do you want to be interviewed?
Isaac: Here. And make it quick. And LOSE THE BULLHORN!
Reporter: No. I -need- to be heard for some reason. So, Isaac, how does it feel to be an 'only child'?
Isaac: It feels normal. It's a good thing because there aren't any annoying little twerps following me around.
Reporter: Are you normally this mean?
Isaac: No. I just woke up. What newspaper or you from?
Reporter: I'm the one from Earth. It's for the New York Times.
Isaac: o.o
Reporter: What?
Isaac: Nothing. Please continue.
Reporter: Is there anything going on between you and...Jenna? =)
Isaac: If you're from Earth, how do you know all of this?
Reporter: I sometimes get sucked into my GBA while playing Golden Sun, so I thought I'd go and interview people while I was here.
Isaac: o-.-o --- blushing Well, uh, no.
Reporter: Hold that expression for a sec.
Isaac: Eh?
Reporter: I need to sketch you out while you're blushing. I'll tell everyone that you love Jenna! MUAHAHAHA! ((loud, continual cough follows the evil laughter)) ((coughing stops))
Isaac: GAK! ((runs back into room loud banging sounds follow))
Reporter: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!?
((door opens and Isaac's mom stares at the reporter))
Reporter: Hi.
((door closes))
((Isaac comes back out an hour wearing a tuxedo, make-up (don't ask), with his hair slicked back))
Isaac: Now you have permission to sketch me. Now I'll look good -and- no one will recognize me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who's the one laughing evilly now? ((triumphant grin))
Reporter: Shoot.
Isaac: Okay, now you can sketch away.
Reporter: Never mind. And ways, how does it feel to fight bad guys?
Isaac: I fought bad guys?
Reporter: Yes, you idiot! Felix! Remember him? And Alex! Talk about-
Isaac: He's not that bad. We ended up teaming up with him in the end. Plus, he's Jenna's brother, so he can't really be a bad guy...He's all nice and stuff, right? Alex is part of Mia's clan, too.
Reporter: ((is taking notes for her report)) Thinks Felix...Nice...stuff...Alex...part...Mia...clan...
Isaac: MIA'S clan, not the MIA clan! oo
Reporter: ((erases)) MIA's...clan...
Isaac: Can I leave now? I need to take off these clothes.
Reporter: Why?
Isaac: I sprayed colonge all over them! ((choke))
Reporter: Go ahead. I'll go interview someone else. ((throws bullhorn in trash))
Isaac: What was that for!?
Reporter: To annoy you. And it's free - you get to keep it. Oh, well. I'll take a stop at Felix's place next.
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That was kind of strange. Anyhow, just to let you know, the reporter is not an image character of me. I wouldn't do that to torture poor Isaac. =(