Lightning-Dono: This fanfic is actually quite fun to write, but I can't put actions between astericks, so that's what these "(( ))" are for, just incase you couldn't tell or something. The words between "" are settings. Here's a brief key:
((INSERT TEXT HERE)) = actions
/INSERT TEXT HERE/ = setting
-INSERT TEXT HERE- = emphasis
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/Next morning outside/
Isaac: Ah, mail. We rarely get this. Probably because our mailbox got carried away in that one tsunami. Oh, well. It's just a newspaper...With my picture on it. ((stares at newspaper with wide eyes)) Do I -seriously- have such a big zit on my face?! ((Isaac reads the article beneath the picture))
'Reporter Tammi Tsubasa -
This afternoon while interviewing the protagonist of the famed series of Golden Sun, I knew that trouble was brewing. Isaac, age 17, was reluctant to accept the interview, but I knew it was essential for all of his rabid fan people to understand his true feelings. That is why this dangerous task was attempted early yesterday morning. With the help of a large bullhorn and my ultra-cute looks, I managed to persuade him to let me interview him. Now the veil that had been pulled before his face after he had saved Weyard will be lifted, to reveal his mental feelings. When asked about his feelings for Jenna, a perky young brunette that had been his faithful traveling companion, he denyed the fact that he had ever had any feelings for her.
"Why the heck would I have feelings for that ugly thing?" He had demanded unbashfully. Apparently, he is very insensitive and believes that he can hurt other's feelings without any dire punishment. After this very brutal statement about the young girl, he rushed into his room, and arrived again with a wedding ring. At first, I was shocked, thinking that he was going to propose to me. But he handed it to me and told me that it was to be passed onto Jenna and that he wished for me to deliver it. I, of course, slipped it onto my own finger and promised I would. If Jenna never gets her ring, I'm very sorry, as I dropped the non-existant ring inside a pool of mud just as I got out of the musty building that out beloved Isaac calls home. Afterwards, he went back into his room and dressed up as a lady Izumo inhabitant would. I was pained to see him inside that colorful kimono that belonged on the body of one of the opposite gender...
I dared to venture out to ask deeper and affecting questions. I asked about how he felt about Felix. He brazenly told me that Felix was such an understandable man and that he had never intended to fight Felix. I then asked about Alex. Remember that gorgeous, strong and silent, blue-haired young man? Yes, him. He said that he was fine as he was part of MIA'S clan. Why there was such a heavy emphasis on Mia's name we never knew. Our interview was then cut short when he tried to strangle me and I lost my precious bullhorn in the process.
Thank you for reading this article...'
Isaac: I am going to kill that lady!
((Jenna walks up to Isaac with tears in her eyes, but her fingers curled dangerously into fists))
Jenna: Is it true what you said about me?
Isaac: What? I never talked to you all day. Not even yesterday.
Jenna: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE!!
Isaac: What...? Of course not! T-That Tammi...she messed everything up! You know how those reporters are!
Jenna: YOU'RE LYING! You've thought of me that way all the time, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!
Isaac: NO! Why would you think that?
Jenna: YOU LIKE MIA MORE! Uh...I don't know why, but you just kind of do!
Isaac: Why would I like her!?
Jenna: You didn't say she was an 'ugly thing'!
Isaac: THE REPORTER DIDN'T ASK ABOUT MIA! ((loses voice))
((Jenna uses 'Fume' and burns Isaac))
((Jenna then runs off))
((Isaac's voice comes back))
Isaac: AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T DRESS UP IN A KIMONO LIKE THAT! AND I DON'T HAVE A ZIT THAT BIG!
((Jenna turns around))
Jenna: You didn't?
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The news reporter's 'habit' of switching around things that people say was inspired by Rita Seeker (I think that's her last name) from Harry Potter. Sorry Jenna sounds so gullible. She is short-tempered, though.
((INSERT TEXT HERE)) = actions
/INSERT TEXT HERE/ = setting
-INSERT TEXT HERE- = emphasis
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/Next morning outside/
Isaac: Ah, mail. We rarely get this. Probably because our mailbox got carried away in that one tsunami. Oh, well. It's just a newspaper...With my picture on it. ((stares at newspaper with wide eyes)) Do I -seriously- have such a big zit on my face?! ((Isaac reads the article beneath the picture))
'Reporter Tammi Tsubasa -
This afternoon while interviewing the protagonist of the famed series of Golden Sun, I knew that trouble was brewing. Isaac, age 17, was reluctant to accept the interview, but I knew it was essential for all of his rabid fan people to understand his true feelings. That is why this dangerous task was attempted early yesterday morning. With the help of a large bullhorn and my ultra-cute looks, I managed to persuade him to let me interview him. Now the veil that had been pulled before his face after he had saved Weyard will be lifted, to reveal his mental feelings. When asked about his feelings for Jenna, a perky young brunette that had been his faithful traveling companion, he denyed the fact that he had ever had any feelings for her.
"Why the heck would I have feelings for that ugly thing?" He had demanded unbashfully. Apparently, he is very insensitive and believes that he can hurt other's feelings without any dire punishment. After this very brutal statement about the young girl, he rushed into his room, and arrived again with a wedding ring. At first, I was shocked, thinking that he was going to propose to me. But he handed it to me and told me that it was to be passed onto Jenna and that he wished for me to deliver it. I, of course, slipped it onto my own finger and promised I would. If Jenna never gets her ring, I'm very sorry, as I dropped the non-existant ring inside a pool of mud just as I got out of the musty building that out beloved Isaac calls home. Afterwards, he went back into his room and dressed up as a lady Izumo inhabitant would. I was pained to see him inside that colorful kimono that belonged on the body of one of the opposite gender...
I dared to venture out to ask deeper and affecting questions. I asked about how he felt about Felix. He brazenly told me that Felix was such an understandable man and that he had never intended to fight Felix. I then asked about Alex. Remember that gorgeous, strong and silent, blue-haired young man? Yes, him. He said that he was fine as he was part of MIA'S clan. Why there was such a heavy emphasis on Mia's name we never knew. Our interview was then cut short when he tried to strangle me and I lost my precious bullhorn in the process.
Thank you for reading this article...'
Isaac: I am going to kill that lady!
((Jenna walks up to Isaac with tears in her eyes, but her fingers curled dangerously into fists))
Jenna: Is it true what you said about me?
Isaac: What? I never talked to you all day. Not even yesterday.
Jenna: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE!!
Isaac: What...? Of course not! T-That Tammi...she messed everything up! You know how those reporters are!
Jenna: YOU'RE LYING! You've thought of me that way all the time, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!
Isaac: NO! Why would you think that?
Jenna: YOU LIKE MIA MORE! Uh...I don't know why, but you just kind of do!
Isaac: Why would I like her!?
Jenna: You didn't say she was an 'ugly thing'!
Isaac: THE REPORTER DIDN'T ASK ABOUT MIA! ((loses voice))
((Jenna uses 'Fume' and burns Isaac))
((Jenna then runs off))
((Isaac's voice comes back))
Isaac: AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T DRESS UP IN A KIMONO LIKE THAT! AND I DON'T HAVE A ZIT THAT BIG!
((Jenna turns around))
Jenna: You didn't?
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The news reporter's 'habit' of switching around things that people say was inspired by Rita Seeker (I think that's her last name) from Harry Potter. Sorry Jenna sounds so gullible. She is short-tempered, though.