Lightning-Dono: Next chapter! This is ultra-fun to write!
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((Reporter knocks on the door of Felix and Jenna's house))
((Jenna opens the door))
Jenna: Oh. Who are you?
Reporter: You can call me reporter. My pen name is Tammi.
((Jenna closes door))
((An hour later, a window breaks))
Felix: What was that? ((gets up))
Jenna: It must be that criminal reporter that's trying to rob us of information and brain-wash us. ((eats an apple))
Felix: How many movies have you watched today?
Jenna: A lot.
((Felix sighs exasperatedly))
Felix: I'll go and kill her. Wait here.
Jenna: Of course. I wouldn't want to accidently get speared by your raging sword.
/In Felix's room/
Reporter: It's awfully dark in here. Care to turn on the light.
Felix: Help yourself.
((Reporter is groping the walls for a light switch))
Felix: Oh, I forgot. We don't have electrical lights. Stay here like a good doggie and I'll go get a match and candle.
((Reporter growls, but sits back down))
((Felix comes back))
Felix: We ran out of candles, so we'll just make a little fire in my room.
Reporter: No, no! The dark is fine. ((whips out her notepad)) I want to interview you.
Felix: No kimmonos, okay?
Reporter: What kimmono? You have one? An custom-made kimmono from Izumo!? ((stares at Felix with wide eyes))
Felix: Jenna does.
Reporter: Oh...Well, you're the next person on my interview list. So, how does it feel to be in a room this dark? Sunlight kills most germs and bacteria, you know. If I get the flu after this, it's all your fault!
Felix: You must remember that this is not modern-day times. We don't have your nice microscopes and- how'd I know about those?
Reporter: I don't know. But you really need some light in here.
Felix: Good for me! Now, ask me those questions and get it over with!
Reporter: What do you eat every day?
Felix: Food. A well-balanced meal in the morning could lead to very refreshing reults.
Reporter: What -kinds- of foods?
Felix: Fruits, my veggies, meats, wheat...
Reporter: ((writing in notepad)) Fruits...'my veggies'...meats...Wheaties...
Felix: ((doesn't hear that she said 'Wheaties')) Anything else?
Reporter: Yes. How do you feel about Jenna? In a brotherly-sisterly way?
Felix: She's okay. A bit hot-headed and sharp-tongued sometimes, but she's fine.
Reporter: Aah. ((writes this down))
Felix: Besides, she's my sister. What did you expect? We do argue about some things still, but she's learned not to disagree. Especially after she's seen my mad swordsmanship skeelz. ((evil smirk))
Reporter: oo Okay. What kind of car do you drive.
Felix: Just out of curiosity, what are these cars people keep telling me about? Jenna just asked what they were yesterday.
Reporter: Nothing.
Felix: Ah, nothing. That explains it. ((is very gullible))
Reporter: Oh, well, I'd best be going now. Good day! ((goes outside and gets blinded by the light))
Felix: Good day to you, also.
/Back in the kitchen/'
Jenna: Did you kill her?
Felix: Nah. Just an interview.
Jenna: Not another one. Didn't you read this morning's newspaper?
Felix: No. Why?
Jenna: She's interviewed Isaac recently. Want to read it? It'll get you prepared for what's going to happen to you pretty soon.
Felix: Hand it over.
((Jenna hands Felix newspaper))
((A few minutes later))
Felix: You've got to admit, she has quite the sense of humor.
Jenna: So you don't care?!
Felix: No. If people insult me, it gives me a better reason to injure them.
Jenna: ((nuttering)) ...Boys...
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((Reporter knocks on the door of Felix and Jenna's house))
((Jenna opens the door))
Jenna: Oh. Who are you?
Reporter: You can call me reporter. My pen name is Tammi.
((Jenna closes door))
((An hour later, a window breaks))
Felix: What was that? ((gets up))
Jenna: It must be that criminal reporter that's trying to rob us of information and brain-wash us. ((eats an apple))
Felix: How many movies have you watched today?
Jenna: A lot.
((Felix sighs exasperatedly))
Felix: I'll go and kill her. Wait here.
Jenna: Of course. I wouldn't want to accidently get speared by your raging sword.
/In Felix's room/
Reporter: It's awfully dark in here. Care to turn on the light.
Felix: Help yourself.
((Reporter is groping the walls for a light switch))
Felix: Oh, I forgot. We don't have electrical lights. Stay here like a good doggie and I'll go get a match and candle.
((Reporter growls, but sits back down))
((Felix comes back))
Felix: We ran out of candles, so we'll just make a little fire in my room.
Reporter: No, no! The dark is fine. ((whips out her notepad)) I want to interview you.
Felix: No kimmonos, okay?
Reporter: What kimmono? You have one? An custom-made kimmono from Izumo!? ((stares at Felix with wide eyes))
Felix: Jenna does.
Reporter: Oh...Well, you're the next person on my interview list. So, how does it feel to be in a room this dark? Sunlight kills most germs and bacteria, you know. If I get the flu after this, it's all your fault!
Felix: You must remember that this is not modern-day times. We don't have your nice microscopes and- how'd I know about those?
Reporter: I don't know. But you really need some light in here.
Felix: Good for me! Now, ask me those questions and get it over with!
Reporter: What do you eat every day?
Felix: Food. A well-balanced meal in the morning could lead to very refreshing reults.
Reporter: What -kinds- of foods?
Felix: Fruits, my veggies, meats, wheat...
Reporter: ((writing in notepad)) Fruits...'my veggies'...meats...Wheaties...
Felix: ((doesn't hear that she said 'Wheaties')) Anything else?
Reporter: Yes. How do you feel about Jenna? In a brotherly-sisterly way?
Felix: She's okay. A bit hot-headed and sharp-tongued sometimes, but she's fine.
Reporter: Aah. ((writes this down))
Felix: Besides, she's my sister. What did you expect? We do argue about some things still, but she's learned not to disagree. Especially after she's seen my mad swordsmanship skeelz. ((evil smirk))
Reporter: oo Okay. What kind of car do you drive.
Felix: Just out of curiosity, what are these cars people keep telling me about? Jenna just asked what they were yesterday.
Reporter: Nothing.
Felix: Ah, nothing. That explains it. ((is very gullible))
Reporter: Oh, well, I'd best be going now. Good day! ((goes outside and gets blinded by the light))
Felix: Good day to you, also.
/Back in the kitchen/'
Jenna: Did you kill her?
Felix: Nah. Just an interview.
Jenna: Not another one. Didn't you read this morning's newspaper?
Felix: No. Why?
Jenna: She's interviewed Isaac recently. Want to read it? It'll get you prepared for what's going to happen to you pretty soon.
Felix: Hand it over.
((Jenna hands Felix newspaper))
((A few minutes later))
Felix: You've got to admit, she has quite the sense of humor.
Jenna: So you don't care?!
Felix: No. If people insult me, it gives me a better reason to injure them.
Jenna: ((nuttering)) ...Boys...