Lightning-Dono: Isaac gets interviewed...Now Felix...And this is Felix's article...
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((The next day))
Jenna: Our mail dropped off today. The newspaper is here, too.
Felix: Good. I'd like to see what she did with the interview.
Jenna: Actually, I don't think you really want to.
Felix: Why not? Get out of my way! I need to read it...
Jenna: You don't want to see your picture. Seriously - it's terrible!
Felix: Well, let me see it and get it over with!
((Jenna hands Felix the paper helplessly))
Felix: What the...? I DON'T LOOK THAT BAD! She makes me look like a criminal! My face is all shady, my bangs drape over my eyes, my hair is all around me instead of people in a ponytail...
Jenna: I told you, but you wouldn't take my word for it. You're going to get mad, aren't you?
Felix: I'm already mad, my dear sister. ((reads article))
"Tammi Tsubasa - Reporter - Vale --
Eary morning yesterday, I was in search of a new face to interview. That's what I remembered the potential bad guy of Golden Sun: The Lost Age! Why hadn't it come to me eariler? Anyhow, I interviewed him, sketching out this mysterious -
Felix: That's not an excuse to make me ugly!
Jenna: If your fuse is already lit and you've only read that much, you shouldn't read the rest.
Felix: I need to.
-criminal that has caused so much pain and sufferage on Isaac's part. Sitting inside his dark, angsty room, I knew I wasn't going to get very bright and cheery answers. But I went on and asked him some questions about his daily life. As you all know, ever heroes and bad guys have a life outside of saving the world/destroying the world. I even went as far as to ask what he eats everyday to stay as fit as he is. His reply was,
"Fruits, veggies, meats, Wheaties, and some other unhealthy, but desirable foods."
Apparently, he isn't as intelligent and fit as he sounds and looks. But some things just don't improve with age. He's still in the phase in which the word 'vegetables' ends up coming out as 'veggies', which isn't very understandable. I have spared Felix some suffering in this one particular article because he's my FAVORITE guy in all of Golden Sun -
Felix: Must be the muscles. ((flexes muscles))
Jenna: Oh, please.
-and I wouldn't dare do something that would put him in harm's way. ANYWAYS, back to what I was talking about. Since I absolutely HATE Jenna and want her to die and painful death -
Jenna: WTF!?
Felix: I hate this woman! But first...((continues to read interestedly))
-I have decided to torment her through this article. I hope Felix doesn't kill me. Those rock attacks are quite powerful, heheheheh. Went asked about their relationship together, Felix says,"
"I love her so much. I mean, who needs other girlfriends? I think Kraden likes her more, though. That old fart really needs to get real. He's old, man! He should become one of those hermits who live in backwoods."
Felix, unashamed, states his true feelings about the old scholar...and his sister! Wowzah! Such strong emotions piled into one simple man. I love him sooooooo much, dude. Soooooo much -
Jenna: I don't think you need to kill her. I'll gladly do it myself.
Felix: I'll help. This woman is pissing me off...
Jenna: o.o You never said that...that WORD before...
Felix: Yeah, well, I've changed! -.-
-man, you don't know how much I love him. I love him so...Well, back on subject. Our big boy asks about cars. He questions about what they are. I must say, I can never and will not introduce you to modern day technology! I love Weyard too much to let you destroy it."
Jenna: Well, that was crap. ((throws it out the window))
Felix: I hate the way she displays me like some lovesick...FREAK.
Jenna: I like how you put that. ((grins)) Let's go annhialate her!
Felix: YES.
((Both run out and spot the reporter out there))
Felix: MOTHER GAIA!
Jenna: SERPENT FUME!
((Rocks come crashing down on the reporter and she is burned))
Reporter: Orororororo...I want to interview Jenna...((faints))
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((The next day))
Jenna: Our mail dropped off today. The newspaper is here, too.
Felix: Good. I'd like to see what she did with the interview.
Jenna: Actually, I don't think you really want to.
Felix: Why not? Get out of my way! I need to read it...
Jenna: You don't want to see your picture. Seriously - it's terrible!
Felix: Well, let me see it and get it over with!
((Jenna hands Felix the paper helplessly))
Felix: What the...? I DON'T LOOK THAT BAD! She makes me look like a criminal! My face is all shady, my bangs drape over my eyes, my hair is all around me instead of people in a ponytail...
Jenna: I told you, but you wouldn't take my word for it. You're going to get mad, aren't you?
Felix: I'm already mad, my dear sister. ((reads article))
"Tammi Tsubasa - Reporter - Vale --
Eary morning yesterday, I was in search of a new face to interview. That's what I remembered the potential bad guy of Golden Sun: The Lost Age! Why hadn't it come to me eariler? Anyhow, I interviewed him, sketching out this mysterious -
Felix: That's not an excuse to make me ugly!
Jenna: If your fuse is already lit and you've only read that much, you shouldn't read the rest.
Felix: I need to.
-criminal that has caused so much pain and sufferage on Isaac's part. Sitting inside his dark, angsty room, I knew I wasn't going to get very bright and cheery answers. But I went on and asked him some questions about his daily life. As you all know, ever heroes and bad guys have a life outside of saving the world/destroying the world. I even went as far as to ask what he eats everyday to stay as fit as he is. His reply was,
"Fruits, veggies, meats, Wheaties, and some other unhealthy, but desirable foods."
Apparently, he isn't as intelligent and fit as he sounds and looks. But some things just don't improve with age. He's still in the phase in which the word 'vegetables' ends up coming out as 'veggies', which isn't very understandable. I have spared Felix some suffering in this one particular article because he's my FAVORITE guy in all of Golden Sun -
Felix: Must be the muscles. ((flexes muscles))
Jenna: Oh, please.
-and I wouldn't dare do something that would put him in harm's way. ANYWAYS, back to what I was talking about. Since I absolutely HATE Jenna and want her to die and painful death -
Jenna: WTF!?
Felix: I hate this woman! But first...((continues to read interestedly))
-I have decided to torment her through this article. I hope Felix doesn't kill me. Those rock attacks are quite powerful, heheheheh. Went asked about their relationship together, Felix says,"
"I love her so much. I mean, who needs other girlfriends? I think Kraden likes her more, though. That old fart really needs to get real. He's old, man! He should become one of those hermits who live in backwoods."
Felix, unashamed, states his true feelings about the old scholar...and his sister! Wowzah! Such strong emotions piled into one simple man. I love him sooooooo much, dude. Soooooo much -
Jenna: I don't think you need to kill her. I'll gladly do it myself.
Felix: I'll help. This woman is pissing me off...
Jenna: o.o You never said that...that WORD before...
Felix: Yeah, well, I've changed! -.-
-man, you don't know how much I love him. I love him so...Well, back on subject. Our big boy asks about cars. He questions about what they are. I must say, I can never and will not introduce you to modern day technology! I love Weyard too much to let you destroy it."
Jenna: Well, that was crap. ((throws it out the window))
Felix: I hate the way she displays me like some lovesick...FREAK.
Jenna: I like how you put that. ((grins)) Let's go annhialate her!
Felix: YES.
((Both run out and spot the reporter out there))
Felix: MOTHER GAIA!
Jenna: SERPENT FUME!
((Rocks come crashing down on the reporter and she is burned))
Reporter: Orororororo...I want to interview Jenna...((faints))