Bwahahaha...They all died...and now they die again! (evil cackling)
It was a normal day for me. We were waiting in the Calm Lands and I hear this loud KWEH. I remember some feathers... anyway I was trampled by a chocobo. In all my time as a black mage (guess who it is yet?) I have never EVER been so angry. "WHO DID THIS?" I yelled, very close to making them all die. Yuna was resting. It wasn't Yuna. Rikku was pretending to fiddle with machina while smirking. Maybe Rikku. Sir Auron was laughing in his low-key way. Tidus was stifling his laughter. Wakka was trying to stay out of my line of sight. Very Well, I thought, They all die.
So white mages must die first. Am I sorry? Well, maybe a little. Yuna of course, would have to be the most "Accidental" death, to give me more time to kill the others. While repelling [AN/ I think they could do this...not sure] down Mt. Gagazet, I cast Fira on the ropes. No one saw, so no one knows why Yuna plummeted to her death. They will learn why soon.
Sir Auron is suspicious. We are traveling to Bevelle to report Yuna's death. No one will make it. Sir Auron however must not live. So I can simply cast a Bio spell designed to affect the dead. They found his empty tent in the morning. I proposed that fiends attacked him and he was still fighting them. We searched and searched but found nothing. Not that I expected anything.
I must have an incredibly high IQ, because Kimahri's death will be very well calculated. First I found a fiend with Auto-Reflect and cast Watera in such a way that it hit Kimahri. They thought I was stupid but Kimahri said he liked the bath. Imbecile. Now he stabs a machina and is electrocuted. Rikku would never do a thing like that. Too bad she dies next.
Rikku is smart. She's also addicted to caffeine. She has depression and when she does not take the caffeine pills she becomes depressed and suicidal. It was child's play to take the pills away and then say, "Rikku, don't kill yourself." Not really fair but it doesn't matter.
For some reasons I have pangs about killing Wakka. Sometimes I awake at night thinking about him. Shrug it off I tell myself. It's just because I dated Chappu. [Yes I have played FFX-2. Why do you ask?] That blitzball is bigger than my dolls, but they're smarter than Wakka or his blitzball. As Wakka ran he tripped on my trap cord and I strangled him.
Tidus has figured it out. He has run from camp. But I will find him.
******************************2 Years Later***************************
I have waited long and I have found Tidus. He returned to Besaid seeking to finds solace in his happy memories. That is where he will die. I found him on the cliff face and stabbed him. As he took a last desperate look I pushed him off the cliff. Then I sat there. My rage, initiated by a childish prank had simmered down. I was no longer able to live life with a purpose. I jumped.
______________________________________________ Is it good?
It was a normal day for me. We were waiting in the Calm Lands and I hear this loud KWEH. I remember some feathers... anyway I was trampled by a chocobo. In all my time as a black mage (guess who it is yet?) I have never EVER been so angry. "WHO DID THIS?" I yelled, very close to making them all die. Yuna was resting. It wasn't Yuna. Rikku was pretending to fiddle with machina while smirking. Maybe Rikku. Sir Auron was laughing in his low-key way. Tidus was stifling his laughter. Wakka was trying to stay out of my line of sight. Very Well, I thought, They all die.
So white mages must die first. Am I sorry? Well, maybe a little. Yuna of course, would have to be the most "Accidental" death, to give me more time to kill the others. While repelling [AN/ I think they could do this...not sure] down Mt. Gagazet, I cast Fira on the ropes. No one saw, so no one knows why Yuna plummeted to her death. They will learn why soon.
Sir Auron is suspicious. We are traveling to Bevelle to report Yuna's death. No one will make it. Sir Auron however must not live. So I can simply cast a Bio spell designed to affect the dead. They found his empty tent in the morning. I proposed that fiends attacked him and he was still fighting them. We searched and searched but found nothing. Not that I expected anything.
I must have an incredibly high IQ, because Kimahri's death will be very well calculated. First I found a fiend with Auto-Reflect and cast Watera in such a way that it hit Kimahri. They thought I was stupid but Kimahri said he liked the bath. Imbecile. Now he stabs a machina and is electrocuted. Rikku would never do a thing like that. Too bad she dies next.
Rikku is smart. She's also addicted to caffeine. She has depression and when she does not take the caffeine pills she becomes depressed and suicidal. It was child's play to take the pills away and then say, "Rikku, don't kill yourself." Not really fair but it doesn't matter.
For some reasons I have pangs about killing Wakka. Sometimes I awake at night thinking about him. Shrug it off I tell myself. It's just because I dated Chappu. [Yes I have played FFX-2. Why do you ask?] That blitzball is bigger than my dolls, but they're smarter than Wakka or his blitzball. As Wakka ran he tripped on my trap cord and I strangled him.
Tidus has figured it out. He has run from camp. But I will find him.
******************************2 Years Later***************************
I have waited long and I have found Tidus. He returned to Besaid seeking to finds solace in his happy memories. That is where he will die. I found him on the cliff face and stabbed him. As he took a last desperate look I pushed him off the cliff. Then I sat there. My rage, initiated by a childish prank had simmered down. I was no longer able to live life with a purpose. I jumped.
______________________________________________ Is it good?