Own nothing, never will. Be warned I've finally come up with something
resembling a plot, and it only barely resembles one. How does SG-1 in
search of pizza sound? Not good? To bad, it's my fic. Please read anyway?
Pretty please?
Jack had quite quickly gotten bored. He'd only seen two people and neither of them had talked to him. It had been more fun in the isolation room with Daniel. He was so easy to aggravate when he couldn't get away. Jack grinned, that was Frasier in front of him.
"Hey doc!" he called.
Frasier ignored him.
"Hey!" he called again. Frasier continued to ignore hiim.
Jack jogged after her. He wasn't about to let another person by without talking to them. Catching up to her he tapped her on the shoulder and got no response.
"Hey!" he shouted in her ear.
She jumped and looked at him quizzically. "Colonel O'Neill, I didn't see you there."
"Where are you going?" Jack asked.
"I have something very important to do," she muttered absently.
"Can I come with you?"
"No. It's top secret."
"I have a higher security clearance than you do," Jack reminded her.
Frasier still looked very confused. "I can't tell you," she said shaking her head and wandering off.
Now Jack was really bored. He would have to store away Dr. Frasier's behaviour for a round of teasing later but now . . . he was bored. he hoped this epidemic ended soon, sighing he headed for the commisary, maybe there would be someone interesting there.
He walked along humming tunelessly, aware of everyone who walked by and ignored him. Shouldn't at least a few of them be saluting him? He deserved some sort of respect, how many times had he saved earth from a horrendous alien threat? How many? And they just walked along, completely oblivious to the fact that there was a hero among them.
He shoulda stayed in the isolation room. More interesting in there, let all the people come to him. But that was not to happen, he had already left the safety of the isolation room and he wasn't going to return. Dank and dreary place.
He spent a minute thinkint about what he had just thought and found himself laughing. None of it made any sense! He'd gone nuts! He'd always wondered what that would be like. It was a lot less fun then he would have imagined. There were no people popping up to talk to him, he couldn't think of any grand conspiraces, at least none that he didn't know to be true. It was all just rather . . . normal.
He pushed open one last door and stared at the vista before him. It was eerie and yet somehow managed to remain as bland as everything else. The commisary was completely empty, not a soul in sight.
He walked over to the long counter that was usually covered with food protected by a sneeze gaurd. Moost of it had been well picked over and what was left all seemed to be growing something or other. He wondered if it was possible to get pizza delivered to the base. Of course none of them were supposed to interact with anyone outside the base because that would spread the virus. Maybe he could get Teal'c to do it. With a little work he might be able to convince him that it would be good for everyone's moral if pizza arrived.
He didn't feel like Teal'c would buy it but decided it was worth a try. Taking one last look at the measly offerings he ended up grabbing a banana and setting off.
Jack had quite quickly gotten bored. He'd only seen two people and neither of them had talked to him. It had been more fun in the isolation room with Daniel. He was so easy to aggravate when he couldn't get away. Jack grinned, that was Frasier in front of him.
"Hey doc!" he called.
Frasier ignored him.
"Hey!" he called again. Frasier continued to ignore hiim.
Jack jogged after her. He wasn't about to let another person by without talking to them. Catching up to her he tapped her on the shoulder and got no response.
"Hey!" he shouted in her ear.
She jumped and looked at him quizzically. "Colonel O'Neill, I didn't see you there."
"Where are you going?" Jack asked.
"I have something very important to do," she muttered absently.
"Can I come with you?"
"No. It's top secret."
"I have a higher security clearance than you do," Jack reminded her.
Frasier still looked very confused. "I can't tell you," she said shaking her head and wandering off.
Now Jack was really bored. He would have to store away Dr. Frasier's behaviour for a round of teasing later but now . . . he was bored. he hoped this epidemic ended soon, sighing he headed for the commisary, maybe there would be someone interesting there.
He walked along humming tunelessly, aware of everyone who walked by and ignored him. Shouldn't at least a few of them be saluting him? He deserved some sort of respect, how many times had he saved earth from a horrendous alien threat? How many? And they just walked along, completely oblivious to the fact that there was a hero among them.
He shoulda stayed in the isolation room. More interesting in there, let all the people come to him. But that was not to happen, he had already left the safety of the isolation room and he wasn't going to return. Dank and dreary place.
He spent a minute thinkint about what he had just thought and found himself laughing. None of it made any sense! He'd gone nuts! He'd always wondered what that would be like. It was a lot less fun then he would have imagined. There were no people popping up to talk to him, he couldn't think of any grand conspiraces, at least none that he didn't know to be true. It was all just rather . . . normal.
He pushed open one last door and stared at the vista before him. It was eerie and yet somehow managed to remain as bland as everything else. The commisary was completely empty, not a soul in sight.
He walked over to the long counter that was usually covered with food protected by a sneeze gaurd. Moost of it had been well picked over and what was left all seemed to be growing something or other. He wondered if it was possible to get pizza delivered to the base. Of course none of them were supposed to interact with anyone outside the base because that would spread the virus. Maybe he could get Teal'c to do it. With a little work he might be able to convince him that it would be good for everyone's moral if pizza arrived.
He didn't feel like Teal'c would buy it but decided it was worth a try. Taking one last look at the measly offerings he ended up grabbing a banana and setting off.