Priestess Aishisu: Reviews! Reviews! This is practically a songfic, due to Abigail singing a song at the party. Now to reply to my lovely reviewers:

Ronnie, Nic, and the other KND: Ronnie: (laughing her head off)
#1: whats so funny?
Ronnie: hehehe, Wally wears baby ducky boxers! oh, how i would luv to see that!
#1: (throws Ronnie a confused look) he does?
#4: I DO NOT!
#3: do too!
#4: (glares at #3) your such a lil' blabber mouth!
#2: now now, #4, you dont wanna hurt her feelings, would you now?
#3: (stares confusingly at #4) what does #2 mean, #4?
#4: well, i...uhh, i-
Nic: nuttin #3, (wispers into #2's ear) cmon man, dunt spoil the fun!
Ronnie: Hey #1, how waz your date with Lizzie?
#1: (glances baq at #5) well...it waz...ok!
#5: huh, what d'ya mean, by 'ok'?
Ronnie & Nic: (snickers)
#1: (glares at them) you did that on purpose!
#5: did what on purpose?
#1: nuttin, #5? (hides himself from his blushing)
#5: (stares at #1 suspiciously) ok??
#3: wats with you boys, anyways?
#1 & #4: (blush at the girls)
#4: um, well, you see, #3-
Ronnie & Nic burst out laughing
#2: whats so funny this time?
Ronnie: (says between laughs) YOUR PANTS RIPPED, #4!
#1,#2,#3,& #5 look at the back of #4! theres a hole in #4's pants, showing baby ducks on his boxers!
#'s 1,2,3,5 burst out laughing too!
#3: HAHAHA, TOLD YA GUYS! HEHEHE!
#4: why, ya lil'...(chases #3 out of the room)
Nic: (says behind snickers) hehehe, well, hope u enjoyed, c ya l8er!

Priestess Aishisu: O.O This is the longest review I've ever gotten!

Princess Rusty: I like that. Keep going, please.

Priestess Aishisu: Thanks

Crisca: jajajaja I love your fanart! Only a question? Do you ever see the page of KND of Bizarro? Because your fanfic makes me remember her fanarts! They are so cute! Please Continue!

Priestess Aishisu: -.- If you read the author's note, you'll notice that I based parts of the fanfiction on her fanart.

Silverflare07: Oh that's cute!

I can't wait for chapter 2!! Hurry!

No pressure of course !

Priestess Aishisu: Thank you!

It was an unusually—even disturbingly—quiet day. Hoagie was reading a Yipper comic, Nigel was working on some machine, and Abigail was writing lyrics on a piece of paper as she tried to decide something to sing at the party they were going to. This time Hoagie was the dateless one (no, Abigail didn't go out with Nigel. He was stuck with Lizzie again.) Abigail was going to sing.

So yeah, it was fairly quiet. You don't really think that's going to last, do you?

Right on cue, Kuki danced in with Hoagie's MP3 Player, the Rainbow Monkey song blaring so loudly that the entire tree house trembled. "Rainbow Monkey, Rainbow Money," she sang happily.

Wallabee stormed in, shouting something at the top of his lungs. no one could hear him over the reverberating song—and trust me, it's better that way.

"Every one is made of a big rain—hey!" cried Kuki as Wallabee pulled the headphones right off her ear and flung them—MP3 Player and all—against the wall.

"Hey, I still liked that!" whined Hoagie.

"Stupid...cruddy...girl..." muttered Wallabee, flushed and breathing hard from yelling so much. He dusted off his hands in a self-satisfied 'well, that's that' way.

Kuki smiled. "I may be a 'stupid cruddy girl', but you have baby duckies on your undies!" she teased, before quickly running out with Wallabee right on her tail.

Abigail glanced at Nigel, expecting him to have a fit. He didn't. He just stared with a 'what the fuck?' O.O expression. "Uhh...what was that all about?"

"Remember three weeks ago when Numbuh Four was chasing Numbuh Three and they slammed into Numbuh Five and Numbuh Five landed on top of you?"

"Yeah," replied Nigel. How could I forget? His cheeks flushed bright pink.

Luckily, she didn't notice. "And you remember that when you left, Numbuh Four had been reading the magazine with the new show starring the five of us?"

"Oh, was that what it was about?"

"Yeah. Anyway, Numbuh Four has a crush on Numbuh Three and didn't tell her"—"I knew it!"—"and the magazine said so. Numbuh Three grabbed it and he chased her through the entire tree house and ripped up the page, so she shouted into the intercom that he had baby ducky underwear—must have walked in on him while he was changin'—and that was why he was chasing her."

Great. The most embarrassing moment in my life happened because Numbuh Four won't just tell Numbuh Three how he feels about her. Stupid emotions!

Luckily (that's twice in one chapter!) Abigail wasn't a mind-reader. She smiled at him and got up. "I'm gunnu write in my room. It's safer."

She walked away very quickly so he couldn't see that her eyes were filling with tears. That idiot. He doesn't even realize how Numbuh Five feels about him. To him it was just Numbuhs Three and Four being clumsy. He doesn't realize how hard Numbuh Five's heart was beating, he doesn't know how wonderful it felt to be so near him. It isn't as if he likes Numbuh Five.

Nigel, Wallabee, and Hoagie were waiting around in suits. Lizzie was clinging to Nigel's arm, spouting some garbage about how wonderful this night was going to be.

Nigel glanced at her. She was a plain, plump girl with glasses. She was wearing a very pale, ice-blue dress threaded with silver and her red hair was twined with the same silver threads. She was prettier than usual, but Nigel didn't care if she was a supermodel. He would much prefer that it was Abigail.

Wallabee, however, had no preferences that he didn't get. He was staring, stunned, at how beautiful Kuki was.

She had on a long spaghetti strap dress of dark green velvet with silver outlines of glittering butterflies on it. She had her hair pulled back, along with some small braids here and there, in a bun and the ends sticking up. She also had two oriental—chopstick things—Wallabee didn't know what they were called—going through the bun. Around her neck she wore the silver necklace that he had gotten her for her birthday, along with a pair of earrings. All in all she looked, well, great.

And Hoagie was dateless.

"Well, wish Numbuh Five luck, y'all," said a familiar voice from behind them.

Nigel gaped speechlessly. She wore a long fitted strapless dress of beautiful blue silk. Her hair was free from its bun, and flowed around her like black silk.

"Why are you staring?" Abigail asked, apprehensively tugging at her hair. She suddenly wished the neckline of her dress wasn't so low. "Does Numbuh Five look all right?"

"A–All right!" Nigel spluttered, his cheeks going pink. Why did that dress have to be so tight? "I've never seen a human look this wonderful since...ever!"

"Um...thanks, Numbuh One," replied Abigail, blushing. Note to self, wear hair like this more often. "Well, Numbuh Five better be getting to that stage."

Lizzie fumed in jealousy, then smiled sweetly at Nigel. "Come on," she said in a syrupy-sweet voice. "Let's get on the dance floor before it gets crowded."

Abigail took a deep breath as she got on the stage and gazed at the crowd. Come on, Numbuh Five, you can do this, she thought, more a plea than something she actually believed.

She picked up the mike. "Is this thing on?" There was one of those ringing static noises. "Guess so."

Nigel watched her with a tiny smile. Lizzie was still gabbing about something or another, but he wasn't even pretending to pay attention. Abigail seemed almost nervous, but that wasn't possible. She was never nervous, or so he thought.

Abigail sighed and started singing. It was a very nice song, one he had never heard.

"Wherever I am I can see you
But I can't make you see me
I hear every word that you say
But you can't hear me scream"

People were starting to dance now, Kuki and Wallabee already king and queen of the dance floor. Again. Hoagie was dancing with a slender, tan girl with pale hair and dark eyes.

"You think you can do nothing wrong
And I can do nothing right at all
I watch you with another girl
And wish that was me in your arms"

Nigel was vaguely aware of Lizzie dancing, steering him around like a bulldog.

"If you'd give me a chance
I know it could work out
If I can try, can't you?
Just give me a chance
I can work it out"

He didn't even pay attention to her or whatever she was daydreaming about. Didn't she know you didn't tell anybody your daydreams? He sighed and continued watching Abigail.

"If you'd just let me try
I know you could be mine
If I can try, why won't you?
Let me try, just this once
Let me make you mine"

Hoagie watched the girl dancing with him in a kind of shock. She had been without a date, like him, but he hadn't expected her to ask him to dance. Certainly no one else had.

"I've watched old friends
Discover new feelings
Some fade into the dark
And others glow in the light"

She was very pretty, tall and graceful with long pale hair. Her eyes were so dark she seemed to suck out light. But her smile was so bright it seemed to return it tenfold.

"I've found some too
All by myself
And I've wondered
If you feel the same"

Wallabee flung Kuki about eight feet in the air. She did an elegant flip and he caught her, setting her gracefully on her feet. They immediately returned to dancing.

"I don't know why I bother
Watching you out there with her
But I can't stop my heart pounding
Whenever you look in my eyes"

She was smiling and happy, her slender body moving in perfect rhythm with the music. Her body was so near his. He wondered if this should make him like slow songs or hate them.

"If you'd give me a chance
I know it could work out
If I can try, can't you?
Just give me a chance
I can work it out"

Nigel sighed as he watched Abigail. She was so beautiful, so calm, so incredibly talented. A few more songs and there would be the special dance where the dance King and Queen (who he knew would be Wallabee and Kuki) would dance for the audience, and Abigail would do the same with some random guy from the audience. He felt an irrational surge of jealousy. I wish it was me...

"If you'd just let me try
I know you could be mine
If I can try, why won't you?
Let me try, just this once
Let me make you mine"

Kuki smiled at Wally as she danced. He was so cute when he was blushing like that, and he was an incredible dancer. She wondered what his big secret was.

"I wish you'd give me a chance
I wish you'd just let me try
You'd see I'm not the stupid girl
That I know you think I am"

Lizzie scowled at Nigel, finally noticing that he wasn't paying any attention to her. It's that vixen Abigail's fault. Ugh, I wish she would just disappear!

"I know just as much as you
Maybe I know even more
Stop acting like you do
You'll see the truth, I'm sure"

She knew her Nigey liked Abigail, whether he knew it yet or not. She didn't really blame him—Abigail was smart and talented and beautiful. What she wouldn't give to just bury her somewhere.

"If you'd give me a chance
I know it could work out
If I can try, can't you?
Just give me a chance
I can work it out"

Abigail watched Nigel, wondering if he knew this song was dedicated to him. Of course not. She didn't know how much time she spent thinking about him, how difficult it was to stand that he already had a girlfriend—and Lizzie Callahan, no less! (I have no idea what Lizzie's last name is."

"If you'd just let me try
I know you could be mine
If I can try, why won't you?
Let me try, just this once
Let me make you mine"

She gazed out and softly sang the last lines.

"You told me you'd try
Is it true?
I promise I can try
Will you?"

"Well, it's time for the main event," said the Delightful Children in a creepy monotone. "The dance King and Queen will share a dance, and so will Abigail Lincoln and a randomly selected boy from the audience.

The dance King and Queen are—" There was one of those annoying dramatic pauses. "Kuki Sanban and Wallabee Beadles."

The audience erupted into cheering as a blushing Kuki and Wally walked onto the dance floor. No one seemed the slightest bit surprised.

"And Abigail Lincoln will dance with—" another dramatic pause, made more dramatic by stage lights dancing around to select the boy who would dance. Nigel ground his teeth.

The lights came to a halt, and the Delightful Children finished their sentence—"Nigel Uno."