((A/N: Got this idea from a wacked-out conversation with a friend, and a video game. This is my first Experience with both PSOH and one-shots, so…watch out. It might be OOC, but someday I'll look back at this…and rewrite it. Ah, well, this is a parody of Tokimeki Memorial, so don't take it seriously.))
Not what you think.
It was an average day for D. Open the pet shop to the general public, freak a few of the people out with an animal-turned-human and issue crazy contracts to the buyers, listen to Q-chan squeak on and on, except…
…one thing was missing.
The Detective hadn't shown up at all that day. Usually he would at least stop once, scream unusual profanity or cause, mild havoc, or accuse the count of smuggling something. It had become such daily routine, D honestly felt the day wasn't complete without it. Hmph, strange. His mind dwelled on the subject for a few brief moments before he freaked out a few more customers, or at least brought them to feel some strong emotion. He tried to clear the 'my day isn't complete' feeling, but it was pretty much impossible at this point. As he sat down, a cat finally addressed the situation. 'Count, you're not yourself today. What's up?'
'Orcot hasn't shown up at all today.'
'Oh, hey, yeah…well, aren't you happy for that?'
'No.'
'Not even a little?'
'No.'
'Now you're lying like a dog!'
'Hey, I heard that,' a dog said from another area.
'Sorry!!' The cat nodded. 'You're still lying.' The count sweatdropped, and then replied a few moments later.
'Well, maybe a little happy,' he said, taking a sip of tea. 'but not much.'
'Ahh, come on, Count! He's gone, feel the happy!'
'Mnn…' He finished his tea, and moments later had gone from "normal mad enjoying his tea" to "Stereotypical creepy pet shop owner." Yeah, life was good.
It was about 9PM when she walked in. She was tall and pretty, with blonde hair down slightly past her shoulders and dark blue eyes. D looked up, and had to do a double take. This woman looked like Leon!
"You're…the Detective's sister, I take it?" D said in a nonchalant manner.
"No, you idiot, I AM the detective!" D heard this and immediately fell to the ground. What was going on?
"But…he's a-"
"No, D, I wasn't really a guy. I was just brought up like one. I had a run-in that convinced me to try to be more feminine." ((A/N: Think Bridget in Guilty Gear…X was it? Ah, well. He was the guy brought up as a girl…opposite from Leon))
"Wha--" was all he could say as he stood there in shock, still trying to comprehend what was going on. "Is...Leon your real name?"
"Well…yeah." She laughed and sweatdropped. "Mom thought I was a guy before I was born, and when I was born I was female. It's all a pretty screwy story. Got a few spare hours?" At that point, D did something very unexpected. He kissed Leon and smiled.
"I have more than enough time."
((A/N: Short, and I am now thinking WTF as I reread this. Have fun and review! It's only a parody! The idea of this came from the game Tokimeki Memorial, as one of the males is really female. Sorry for spoilers! So..please don't tae this seriously. Ok, byebye!! Review please!!!!))