Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids...Yadda yadda...whee! I don't own Bear. from .hack//SIGN I don't think I own the Kite midgets...Robert might...but I don't...um...and...Shikyo owns himself, I guess...Oh...and Jou-san is mine...no one really knows who Jou-san is! Ha! And no, it's not Jounouchi...I don't really like Jounouchi all that much...besides, I couldn't own him...the Yugi dude does...-twitch- -rambles on and on about things people don't care about-
AN: Yeah, this'll be updated pretty quickly...mainly because I've had about 4 chapters saved on my computer for the longest time...I meant to upload it...but...sadly, I forgot...Wa...
Chapter 1--Midgets...?
Meou pressed her face against the tiny window and meowed randomly. Baka pushed her out of the way and looked outside. "Hey! It's snowing!" Syko slammed into Baka, knocking her over. Syko looked out the window in awe. R simply looked out the other window. Meou moved over to the window with R and shared.
"Is that a yak..?" Meou suddenly announced. R laughed slightly.
"No, Meou..." She looked out the window and raised a brow. "I'm not sure what that is...." Thomas slowed the Wiener van to a stop. Meou pressed her face to the window, blocking R's view. R waited for an answer from Meou.
"Ya know, R...." She squints her eyes as a midget-sized green-clad...thing...scurried across the snow, leaving tiny footprints. "I dun even know what that is either..." Syko looked at Thomas oddly.
"Where are we...?" She asked as another green midget raced across the snow out her window. Thomas pulled the map out of his back pocket. He opened it and traced some lines with his finger.
"Um....we're supposed to be in..." He traced a few more lines. "Florida..." Everyone looked at him oddly. "Ya know..." He said while turning red, realizing his mistake. He turned the map the other way...the right way..."I had the map upside down all the while..." Everyone anime sweatdropped. Meou smiled, her mental nature always seeing the best in things, even in situations such as this.
"Hey...while we're here, why don't we play in the snow...?" Everyone brightened up.
"And we can see what those green midgets are!" Announced Syko with an odd look on her face. Baka grinned.
"We can go midget hunting! I'm naming one George!" She threw open the back doors of the van and jumped into about a foot of snow. R slid her way out of the van while Thomas opened the driver door and breathed the cool, crisp air heavily.
"Finally...a scent other than hot dogs and farts..." Syko jumped out of the back of the van onto Baka.
"Kawabunga!" Baka yelped and fell in the snow. She grinned and made a disgruntled little snowball and threw it at Syko. It hit Syko on the shoulder. Syko growled. "You will pay, sweaty weasel..." She made a giant deformed snowball and heaved it at Baka. Baka tried to run but the snow pounded her to the ground. R laughed and picked up some snow. She threw it up in the air, making it fall to the ground like it was snowing...well, it was snowing at the moment, so it didn't make much of a difference.
Meanwhile, Meou was hot on the trail of a green clad midget. He ran as fast as his short stubby little legs could carry him, which wasn't very fast. Meou could've easily caught up with him, but she wanted to see where he was going. She followed him over dunes of snow and across a few icy lakes. They went over a hill and were suddenly at a beautiful mansion/castle looking house, which was surrounded by other little green clad midgets. One of them spotted her running after the first little midget. "AAAIEEE!!!" He screamed. All of the other little midgets turned around and looked at her. At that exact, horrifying moment...Meou noticed that they all looked like midget Kites.
"Nooooo!" She screamed. Suddenly someone beat on the door of the house. The person opened it...and the person was....Bear! In a Santa suit!
"Ho ho ho!" He said cheerfully. "What's up girl!" He called to Meou. Half of the little midgets ran up to Meou and pulled her down to Bear/Santa. "Ho ho ho!" He repeated. "Ho ho..." He coughs. "Would you happen to have a cigarette on you dear?" Meou backed away. She decided to steal Mai's lines.
"I'll scream..." She said, tripping over one of the midgets and falling on her butt into the snow.
"Well, now...waste your breath. No one will hear you except us..." He pointed to a green-clad midget Kite clone. "You followed this little bugger too far..." Meou stood up and decided to scream anyway.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU...SCARY..THING!!!!" All of a sudden, a window on the second floor opened and Shikyo popped his head out of it.
"What the hell is going on...?" He shook his head and yawned. Meou looked up at him in horror.
"...." She fell to the ground again and passed out.
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Um...review? Yeah...-pokes you-
Random Note: The 'is that a yak?' thing is mine also...ask the great R~Chan...bow down to the great R~Chan! -bows down to the great R~Chan-
AN: Yeah, this'll be updated pretty quickly...mainly because I've had about 4 chapters saved on my computer for the longest time...I meant to upload it...but...sadly, I forgot...Wa...
Chapter 1--Midgets...?
Meou pressed her face against the tiny window and meowed randomly. Baka pushed her out of the way and looked outside. "Hey! It's snowing!" Syko slammed into Baka, knocking her over. Syko looked out the window in awe. R simply looked out the other window. Meou moved over to the window with R and shared.
"Is that a yak..?" Meou suddenly announced. R laughed slightly.
"No, Meou..." She looked out the window and raised a brow. "I'm not sure what that is...." Thomas slowed the Wiener van to a stop. Meou pressed her face to the window, blocking R's view. R waited for an answer from Meou.
"Ya know, R...." She squints her eyes as a midget-sized green-clad...thing...scurried across the snow, leaving tiny footprints. "I dun even know what that is either..." Syko looked at Thomas oddly.
"Where are we...?" She asked as another green midget raced across the snow out her window. Thomas pulled the map out of his back pocket. He opened it and traced some lines with his finger.
"Um....we're supposed to be in..." He traced a few more lines. "Florida..." Everyone looked at him oddly. "Ya know..." He said while turning red, realizing his mistake. He turned the map the other way...the right way..."I had the map upside down all the while..." Everyone anime sweatdropped. Meou smiled, her mental nature always seeing the best in things, even in situations such as this.
"Hey...while we're here, why don't we play in the snow...?" Everyone brightened up.
"And we can see what those green midgets are!" Announced Syko with an odd look on her face. Baka grinned.
"We can go midget hunting! I'm naming one George!" She threw open the back doors of the van and jumped into about a foot of snow. R slid her way out of the van while Thomas opened the driver door and breathed the cool, crisp air heavily.
"Finally...a scent other than hot dogs and farts..." Syko jumped out of the back of the van onto Baka.
"Kawabunga!" Baka yelped and fell in the snow. She grinned and made a disgruntled little snowball and threw it at Syko. It hit Syko on the shoulder. Syko growled. "You will pay, sweaty weasel..." She made a giant deformed snowball and heaved it at Baka. Baka tried to run but the snow pounded her to the ground. R laughed and picked up some snow. She threw it up in the air, making it fall to the ground like it was snowing...well, it was snowing at the moment, so it didn't make much of a difference.
Meanwhile, Meou was hot on the trail of a green clad midget. He ran as fast as his short stubby little legs could carry him, which wasn't very fast. Meou could've easily caught up with him, but she wanted to see where he was going. She followed him over dunes of snow and across a few icy lakes. They went over a hill and were suddenly at a beautiful mansion/castle looking house, which was surrounded by other little green clad midgets. One of them spotted her running after the first little midget. "AAAIEEE!!!" He screamed. All of the other little midgets turned around and looked at her. At that exact, horrifying moment...Meou noticed that they all looked like midget Kites.
"Nooooo!" She screamed. Suddenly someone beat on the door of the house. The person opened it...and the person was....Bear! In a Santa suit!
"Ho ho ho!" He said cheerfully. "What's up girl!" He called to Meou. Half of the little midgets ran up to Meou and pulled her down to Bear/Santa. "Ho ho ho!" He repeated. "Ho ho..." He coughs. "Would you happen to have a cigarette on you dear?" Meou backed away. She decided to steal Mai's lines.
"I'll scream..." She said, tripping over one of the midgets and falling on her butt into the snow.
"Well, now...waste your breath. No one will hear you except us..." He pointed to a green-clad midget Kite clone. "You followed this little bugger too far..." Meou stood up and decided to scream anyway.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU...SCARY..THING!!!!" All of a sudden, a window on the second floor opened and Shikyo popped his head out of it.
"What the hell is going on...?" He shook his head and yawned. Meou looked up at him in horror.
"...." She fell to the ground again and passed out.
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Um...review? Yeah...-pokes you-
Random Note: The 'is that a yak?' thing is mine also...ask the great R~Chan...bow down to the great R~Chan! -bows down to the great R~Chan-