Disclaimer: I dun own Thomas...I dun own Bear...nope.
Chapter 3- -Elk …?
It was morning when Meou woke up. She could hear little snores from the other side of the van. The sunlight filtered through the small windows as she stood up and looked out of them. Suddenly Thomas, who had been driving all night long, hit the breaks and the van screeched to a stop. Meou fell over onto R. "What...in the world…?' Thomas opened the door and jumped out. Stupidly, Meou climbed over R and into the front seat, then out the door. She gasped. Elk lay on the side of the road face down, a Nerf arrow sticking up out of his butt. Baka had woken up and was now staring out the window with a horrified expression on her face, looking as though she was going to cry. Meou suddenly broke into a series of laughing fits. R giggled from the front seat.
Baka ran over to Elk as soon as her shock had passed. "Oh, my Elk, what did Meou do to you?" Elk didn't say a word. "ELK!!! What did she do to you???"
Meou backs away with her hand up in defense.
"Hey, I didn't do it…." She pauses. "Wait, turn him over…."
Baka turned Elk over, only to see that his face was covered in face paints- -like a clown's. Across his forehead was scribbled, 'With love, Meou~Chan.'
"I would say something about how mean you are Meou...but how did you do that when you were with us?" Baka said, upset, but curios. R stopped giggling.
"Yeah...I wanna know!" She jumped up twice. "Did you do magic?"
Meou, who was still laughing, somehow managed to blurt out, "Raven..shot..Elk..IN THE BUTT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" She pretty much dies laughing, then stops for a moment and looks around with shifty eyes. "Now where is Pierre?"
"NOOOOOO!!!" Baka screamed.
Thomas poked Elk with the Beek thingy. "Yep, it's dead."
Baka's eyes seemed to turn red. "What do you mean, 'it'?" Thomas backed away.
"I mean...he's dead..." He jumps into the van, almost landing on R, who had luckily dived into the back seat just in time, upsetting Syko's bed, waking Syko up.
"Wha….didja getta da moo' ye'?" Syko sat up and rubbed her eyes.
"Come on..." Thomas called impatiently to Baka. Baka reluctantly climbed into the van.
"Wha' 'appen?" Syko asked groggily. Meou grinned maliciously.
"We shot Elk in the butt..."
Thomas put his foot on the gas pedal and they drove off, R helping Thomas read the map.
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Review, please.
AN: No, Baka does not own Elk. No matter what she says, she does NOT own Elk. She will never own Elk. Now lets just hope that she doesn't find this...she knows me...she could kill me...o.O;;; Brr,,,not good...
Chapter 3- -Elk …?
It was morning when Meou woke up. She could hear little snores from the other side of the van. The sunlight filtered through the small windows as she stood up and looked out of them. Suddenly Thomas, who had been driving all night long, hit the breaks and the van screeched to a stop. Meou fell over onto R. "What...in the world…?' Thomas opened the door and jumped out. Stupidly, Meou climbed over R and into the front seat, then out the door. She gasped. Elk lay on the side of the road face down, a Nerf arrow sticking up out of his butt. Baka had woken up and was now staring out the window with a horrified expression on her face, looking as though she was going to cry. Meou suddenly broke into a series of laughing fits. R giggled from the front seat.
Baka ran over to Elk as soon as her shock had passed. "Oh, my Elk, what did Meou do to you?" Elk didn't say a word. "ELK!!! What did she do to you???"
Meou backs away with her hand up in defense.
"Hey, I didn't do it…." She pauses. "Wait, turn him over…."
Baka turned Elk over, only to see that his face was covered in face paints- -like a clown's. Across his forehead was scribbled, 'With love, Meou~Chan.'
"I would say something about how mean you are Meou...but how did you do that when you were with us?" Baka said, upset, but curios. R stopped giggling.
"Yeah...I wanna know!" She jumped up twice. "Did you do magic?"
Meou, who was still laughing, somehow managed to blurt out, "Raven..shot..Elk..IN THE BUTT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" She pretty much dies laughing, then stops for a moment and looks around with shifty eyes. "Now where is Pierre?"
"NOOOOOO!!!" Baka screamed.
Thomas poked Elk with the Beek thingy. "Yep, it's dead."
Baka's eyes seemed to turn red. "What do you mean, 'it'?" Thomas backed away.
"I mean...he's dead..." He jumps into the van, almost landing on R, who had luckily dived into the back seat just in time, upsetting Syko's bed, waking Syko up.
"Wha….didja getta da moo' ye'?" Syko sat up and rubbed her eyes.
"Come on..." Thomas called impatiently to Baka. Baka reluctantly climbed into the van.
"Wha' 'appen?" Syko asked groggily. Meou grinned maliciously.
"We shot Elk in the butt..."
Thomas put his foot on the gas pedal and they drove off, R helping Thomas read the map.
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Review, please.
AN: No, Baka does not own Elk. No matter what she says, she does NOT own Elk. She will never own Elk. Now lets just hope that she doesn't find this...she knows me...she could kill me...o.O;;; Brr,,,not good...
