Disclaimer: -sigh- I don't own thomas...I don't own Bear...I don't own any other character that you would recognize. They belong to thier rightful owners...yep.

AN: Yes, very short, but odd, and it should keep you amused for about 5 minutes...um...I hope it amuses you...yeah...R/R! Please!

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Chapter 4- - Something About Christmas and Survivor

"Poor little Thomas, stuck in a van, trynna get to Vegas, with all of the Chans! What poor Thomas doesn't know is that we could've used a plane! But if we told him that, he'd probably go insane!"

Thomas sweat dropped. "You couldn't have made up that song a few hours ago?"

"I thought you were supposed to know that, Thomas…" Shikyo bit into the cold hot dog savagely, eyeing Thomas. "And you know what? I dun even know how the heck I got here in the first place…."

Bear sighed. He had not gotten a cigarette yet…"Don't start ranting Shikyo…."

Shikyo death glared him. "You really think you can tell me what to do?"

Bear returned the glare. "I'm Santa…I see you when you're sleeping…I…need a darn cigarette already!!!" he attacked Shikyo, who had half a hot dog hanging out of his mouth. Shikyo dodged him and opened the back door to the van. Bear flew out of it, hitting the pavement with a loud 'oof!' and then an 'aw, crap!'

The green clad midget Kites broke into song again.

"He sees you when you're sleeping! He knows when you're awake! If you give him a cigarette he'll give you all the money he has! Frosty the snowman! Had a big heart and no brain! He'd laugh and play like it was dark all day and sadly he melted away!'

Shikyo clapped sarcastically. "Lovely song…."

Meou piped up, "Yeah!" Totally ignoring his sarcasm. "Let them sing!"

"…No…" Shikyo buried his face into his pillow. Meou hopped up into the front seat then came back with one of the Survivor bandanas on.

"Shikyo, I vote you off the island because you're a grouch!" Everyone chimed in with a 'yeah!'

The back magically opened and a mysterious gust of wind blew Shikyo out of the van back to Bear.

Bear looks at Shikyo. "So, ya got any cigarettes?"

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Eto....eh...random and odd. Let me know what you think...pwease?

I'm gunna go watch Alice in Wonderland...I still wanna watch it...but I haven't...I don't know why...eh...