Hiya! -sniffs- Stupid Cartoon Network took Zoids off the air, so I'm not much of a Zoids fan anymore. -sniffs- Meaning that they're probably going to die soon. Maybe in this chapter. I dunno.
Disclaimer: -in a monotonous voice- I don't own anything but the Chans, the little Kite midgets, and...-blinks- They all belong to their owners. Duh. .
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Oh dear...I don't even know what to do with them....maybe I'll have them just blow up first thing..I should keep Thomas though, shouldn't I? Because he can drive..ya know? Maybe I'll just get someone else to drive. Like Ryu. Then it would have to be a Shaman King fic, right? Then I'll have to apologise to the people for not having them show up until the sixth chapter, wouldn't I? -cries- Oh no...It'll have to be amusing though...and I'll probably have to take it out of the Zoids section...-goes cross-eyed- AND IT'S ALL CARTOON NETWORK'S FAULT!!! Or, I just shouldn't. Maybe...eh, I dunno. Craptastic, ne?
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-sigh- Okay, here goes...
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Chapter Six: We're Going to Las Vegas! (If Thomas can read the map right...)
As they zoomed down the road, Thomas sat in the corner of the van, looking at the map. "If I'm correct, we should be almost there. Take a right at the next stop sign, then we'll see a bunch of flashy lights, 'kay?" Syko, who was very annoyed with Thomas's map "skills", sighed.
"You're probably not correct..." She frowned.
Thomas pouted. "Oh, come on! I'm not that bad, am I?"
Baka coughed. "Ne, considering the fact that we were trying to get to Las Vegas and we ended up at the North Pole, hai."
Thomas buried his face into the map. "You don't have to be so mean!"
Raven turned around, not paying attention to where he was going. "Yes we do, to get you to do things right. And--"
"THERE IT IS!!!" Meou interrupted him, pointing out the window. They sped past a stop sign.
"Awww..." R grinned at him. "You passed a stop sign without stopping!"
Raven growled. "I don't care." R beat him upside the head with a hotdog.
"You need to go back anyway, you were supposed to turn right." She frowned, definately irritated.
"Fine." Raven grumbled. He stopped, turned around in the middle of the road, and went back. He turned right.
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After they drove for a while, they saw bright, flashy lights. "There it is!" Reece exclaimed, who, by the way, was asleep for the first part of the story. Raven pushed the petal down further, and they sped towards the lights.
All of a sudden, the van flew up into the sky with a loud "BOOM" noise. The back doors flew open and everyone tumbled out, falling, while the van was still rising. They dropped, then hit the ground in a pile with a satisfiying "THUD". A cloud of dust rose up from the dirt. ((A.N: . Right.))
Meou sat up. "What happened?" She scanned her surroundings. "Ehh...this don't look like Las Vegas..." All around them was red dirt, and to their left, in the middle of the dirt, was a large grey building.
A strange voice echoed through the desert. "Land Mine 223 activated. Target Destroyed."
"What do you mean, destroyed? We're still here!" Meou hollered, accompanied by a chorus of yesses from the rest of the gang, which now only consisted of Meou, Baka, R, Syko, Thomas, and a Kite midget. Raven was holding onto the steering wheel, Reece was the only one with enough sense to wear a seat belt, and the rest of the Kite midgets were wedged into random places in the van, so none of them fell out. Now they were floating around in space, dead. ((A.N. Okay, not really funny, but I needed to get rid of them....))
"I don't like hot dogs. I'm okay with you, as long as you purposefully don't try to aggrivate me. You should take the fact that there are 222 more land mines into consideration before..." The voice coughed. "Whatever, come in." Large grey double doors opened. They all crawled off each other, making random irritated noises as they did so.
They started walking towards the doors, when Thomas, using the little bit of common sense he had, suddenly stopped. "Who is that?" He asked, referring to the voice. Meou-tachi stopped too. ((Meaning that Meou and the people with her(the rest of the Chans and the Kite midget) stopped too. It's your Japanese lesson of the day, if you didn't already know that. I'm too lazy to type the rest of the stuff and stuff..so...bah.))
"Ya know, who cares." R said, randomly out of character. "Maybe we can find something to hi-jack."
Meou grinned, tears welling up in her eyes. "R!" She exclaimed, glomping her. "You're becoming almost like me! You're just not as stupid!" She stood up, patted R on the head, then started walking towards the grey building again. R smiled, following her, as did everyone else. ((A.N. Really! R is slowly becoming like me...well, she's only been my friend almost half her life. AND SHE TOOK OFF HIS PANTS FIRST!!! -cough- If she reads this, she'll know what I'm talking about.))
When they reached the doors, they peered into the building, seeing nothing but darkness. "Just hurry up and get in!" The voice said.
Syko frowned. "You're not going to rape us, are you?" Thomas smacked her.
"Don't be so straight forward! It might be Michael Jackson we're dealing with!"
"Aw, who cares." Meou said. "We can kill him with our super powers!"
Everyone stared at her skeptically. "What super powers?" Thomas asked.
"Just hurry up! The enemy is coming!" The voice demanded.
Everyone "eeped" and jumped inside the building. The lights automatically came on, and everyone saw that they were standing inside a large white room with a tall staircase on the far wall, leading up to elegantly designed double doors. Meou screamed.
"NO!!! Not here again!" She assumed the fetal position at R's feet.
R laughed. "No, I don't think this is the same as the crazy place. See?" She pointed at the doors. "No padlocks!"
"Nope, not the same at all." The voice said. "Go up the staircase and through the doors." Meou-tachi started towards the stars, but Thomas stopped again.
"What if this is a trick?" He pondered. Everyone tackled him, beating him with random items, like a fish, a flamingo, a beaver, and a teacup.
"Will you knock it off and go through the doors?! The enemy can't penetrate them!" Everyone "eeped" again, then scurried up the stairs and through the doors. They shut, but just as the grey double doors were being blown open. A stupid cackle rose through the area.
"Okay, you can just stay there for a while." The voice said. Thomas sat down and leaned against the doors. "I'll get some food, some people, some sake, and we'll have a party!" There was a random "Thup" noise, like when you smack a microphone, as the voice turned the speaker off.
"Who is that? And who is the enemy?" Thomas asked. There was a "bang!" on the doors, then a muffled, "I CAN HEAR YOUUU!" Thomas jumped and scooted away from the doors.
"I dunno." Baka said, bored. "The voice sounds a bit familiar though."
Meou grinned. "Let's have random conversations! Like what I do before I go to sleep! Let's talk about random couples!"
Baka smiled enthusiastically. "Yeah, but we can also talk about shiny teeth! And Brushing and not flossing! And Cool Whip!"
"Or we could talk about common sense!" Thomas piped up.
R sat down . "We can talk about bishies." She suggested.
Syko sat down next to R. "We could play truth or dare!" She hollered.
"Let's do all of them!" Meou giggled. "First, couples. Favorite couples!"
Baka blinked. "I dunno. Maybe Van and Fiona." (-Insert Thomas cursing under his breath at her-)
"Definately Seto and Joey." Syko said.
"Mines...well, I don't really have one..." R said, grinning sheepishly.
"And mine is Thomas and Fiona." Thomas said proudly.
"Yeah, and that'll happen." Meou mocked.
"There you go, ruining my dreams again! I'm a much better guy than Van. And--" Syko cut him off with a stupidly said "Definately!" Everyone else agreed. "I wasn't done yelling yet!" He hollered, face red. "AND..." He continued. "YOU haven't answered the question yet, Meou!" He pointed a finger at her accusingly.
Meou turned red. "I can't tell you." She looked over at R quickly, then looked back at Thomas and glared at him.
"How come?" He asked. "You're the one who asked the question! Shouldn't you be able to answer it?"
"Yeah!" R said. "And what's it got to do with me?"
Meou laughed insanely. "It has nothing to do with you." She walked over to Thomas and shoved a random flamingo she had in her pocket down his throat. "Nya, now shut up."
"Ookay..." Skyo said, laughing nervously. "Let's talk about shiny teeth and cool whip now! What's your opinion on shiny teeth and cool whip?"
"SHINY TEETH SHINY TEETH!!!" She grinned like and idiot."COOL WHIP!!! Do the Cool Whip!" She starts dancing around.
"I like Cool Whip..." Meou drooled, thinking about Cool Whip. "I wonder if the voicey dude will have Cool Whip at his party...."
R grinned. "Shiny Teeth! Shiny Teeth!" She laughed, imitating Baka's Cool Whip "dance".
Syko nodded. "I agree, Cool Whip is very good. And shiny teeth..I dunno."
"I've never had Cool Whip." Thomas added. "But I do have shiny teeth." He smiled, showing a full mouth of shiny teeth.
"Yay!" Meou clapped. "Now, let's talk about bishies!"
"What about common sense?" Thomas pouted.
R grinned sheepishly. "Speaking about common sense, wouldn't it be using common sense when I say 'how about we not talk about bishies right now'?" Thomas nodded, watching Meou drool and rant about her bishie. Yes, she only has one bishie at the moment, but she loves him to death.
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Meanwhile...
"Oh...Shikyo, I'm hungry!" Bear whined.
Shikyo rolled his eyes. "Why don't I just kill you? That'll stop the hunger, and the nicotine crave."
"Nicotine?" He blinked. "Oh, yeah....you got a ciggarette?" He grinned stupidly. And besides, I can't die. I AM IMMORTAL!!!"
Shikyo frowned. "Right..." He pulls out his scythe and advances on Bear. "Really..."
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And back with Meou-tachi...
"Okay, truth or dare time!" R exclaimed. Meou stopped ranting and grinned stupidly. "Everyone sit in a circle!" R instructed.
"Okay..." R started. "...Truth or Dare...?
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Nya! Done! The random conversation thing was just a way to take up space, but don't tell anybody. .
Oh, and Meou's bishie is Hao. I own Hao. He follows me everywhere, to the SPCA, the pool...everywhere! So don't try to take him from me. Don't try to take his pants, either. His pants belong to him, and he belongs to me, therefore, I own his pants, too. I might let you borrow them if you ask nicely and promise to bring them back. He can run around in his flamey boxers until you give them back. I don't mind.
Anyway, next chapter will be about Truth or Dare. Maybe the party. It depends on how long they play ToD for. And I have some party gamesfor them to play, too!!!
Nya! Hao-sama says to review!
Disclaimer: -in a monotonous voice- I don't own anything but the Chans, the little Kite midgets, and...-blinks- They all belong to their owners. Duh. .
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Oh dear...I don't even know what to do with them....maybe I'll have them just blow up first thing..I should keep Thomas though, shouldn't I? Because he can drive..ya know? Maybe I'll just get someone else to drive. Like Ryu. Then it would have to be a Shaman King fic, right? Then I'll have to apologise to the people for not having them show up until the sixth chapter, wouldn't I? -cries- Oh no...It'll have to be amusing though...and I'll probably have to take it out of the Zoids section...-goes cross-eyed- AND IT'S ALL CARTOON NETWORK'S FAULT!!! Or, I just shouldn't. Maybe...eh, I dunno. Craptastic, ne?
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-sigh- Okay, here goes...
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Chapter Six: We're Going to Las Vegas! (If Thomas can read the map right...)
As they zoomed down the road, Thomas sat in the corner of the van, looking at the map. "If I'm correct, we should be almost there. Take a right at the next stop sign, then we'll see a bunch of flashy lights, 'kay?" Syko, who was very annoyed with Thomas's map "skills", sighed.
"You're probably not correct..." She frowned.
Thomas pouted. "Oh, come on! I'm not that bad, am I?"
Baka coughed. "Ne, considering the fact that we were trying to get to Las Vegas and we ended up at the North Pole, hai."
Thomas buried his face into the map. "You don't have to be so mean!"
Raven turned around, not paying attention to where he was going. "Yes we do, to get you to do things right. And--"
"THERE IT IS!!!" Meou interrupted him, pointing out the window. They sped past a stop sign.
"Awww..." R grinned at him. "You passed a stop sign without stopping!"
Raven growled. "I don't care." R beat him upside the head with a hotdog.
"You need to go back anyway, you were supposed to turn right." She frowned, definately irritated.
"Fine." Raven grumbled. He stopped, turned around in the middle of the road, and went back. He turned right.
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After they drove for a while, they saw bright, flashy lights. "There it is!" Reece exclaimed, who, by the way, was asleep for the first part of the story. Raven pushed the petal down further, and they sped towards the lights.
All of a sudden, the van flew up into the sky with a loud "BOOM" noise. The back doors flew open and everyone tumbled out, falling, while the van was still rising. They dropped, then hit the ground in a pile with a satisfiying "THUD". A cloud of dust rose up from the dirt. ((A.N: . Right.))
Meou sat up. "What happened?" She scanned her surroundings. "Ehh...this don't look like Las Vegas..." All around them was red dirt, and to their left, in the middle of the dirt, was a large grey building.
A strange voice echoed through the desert. "Land Mine 223 activated. Target Destroyed."
"What do you mean, destroyed? We're still here!" Meou hollered, accompanied by a chorus of yesses from the rest of the gang, which now only consisted of Meou, Baka, R, Syko, Thomas, and a Kite midget. Raven was holding onto the steering wheel, Reece was the only one with enough sense to wear a seat belt, and the rest of the Kite midgets were wedged into random places in the van, so none of them fell out. Now they were floating around in space, dead. ((A.N. Okay, not really funny, but I needed to get rid of them....))
"I don't like hot dogs. I'm okay with you, as long as you purposefully don't try to aggrivate me. You should take the fact that there are 222 more land mines into consideration before..." The voice coughed. "Whatever, come in." Large grey double doors opened. They all crawled off each other, making random irritated noises as they did so.
They started walking towards the doors, when Thomas, using the little bit of common sense he had, suddenly stopped. "Who is that?" He asked, referring to the voice. Meou-tachi stopped too. ((Meaning that Meou and the people with her(the rest of the Chans and the Kite midget) stopped too. It's your Japanese lesson of the day, if you didn't already know that. I'm too lazy to type the rest of the stuff and stuff..so...bah.))
"Ya know, who cares." R said, randomly out of character. "Maybe we can find something to hi-jack."
Meou grinned, tears welling up in her eyes. "R!" She exclaimed, glomping her. "You're becoming almost like me! You're just not as stupid!" She stood up, patted R on the head, then started walking towards the grey building again. R smiled, following her, as did everyone else. ((A.N. Really! R is slowly becoming like me...well, she's only been my friend almost half her life. AND SHE TOOK OFF HIS PANTS FIRST!!! -cough- If she reads this, she'll know what I'm talking about.))
When they reached the doors, they peered into the building, seeing nothing but darkness. "Just hurry up and get in!" The voice said.
Syko frowned. "You're not going to rape us, are you?" Thomas smacked her.
"Don't be so straight forward! It might be Michael Jackson we're dealing with!"
"Aw, who cares." Meou said. "We can kill him with our super powers!"
Everyone stared at her skeptically. "What super powers?" Thomas asked.
"Just hurry up! The enemy is coming!" The voice demanded.
Everyone "eeped" and jumped inside the building. The lights automatically came on, and everyone saw that they were standing inside a large white room with a tall staircase on the far wall, leading up to elegantly designed double doors. Meou screamed.
"NO!!! Not here again!" She assumed the fetal position at R's feet.
R laughed. "No, I don't think this is the same as the crazy place. See?" She pointed at the doors. "No padlocks!"
"Nope, not the same at all." The voice said. "Go up the staircase and through the doors." Meou-tachi started towards the stars, but Thomas stopped again.
"What if this is a trick?" He pondered. Everyone tackled him, beating him with random items, like a fish, a flamingo, a beaver, and a teacup.
"Will you knock it off and go through the doors?! The enemy can't penetrate them!" Everyone "eeped" again, then scurried up the stairs and through the doors. They shut, but just as the grey double doors were being blown open. A stupid cackle rose through the area.
"Okay, you can just stay there for a while." The voice said. Thomas sat down and leaned against the doors. "I'll get some food, some people, some sake, and we'll have a party!" There was a random "Thup" noise, like when you smack a microphone, as the voice turned the speaker off.
"Who is that? And who is the enemy?" Thomas asked. There was a "bang!" on the doors, then a muffled, "I CAN HEAR YOUUU!" Thomas jumped and scooted away from the doors.
"I dunno." Baka said, bored. "The voice sounds a bit familiar though."
Meou grinned. "Let's have random conversations! Like what I do before I go to sleep! Let's talk about random couples!"
Baka smiled enthusiastically. "Yeah, but we can also talk about shiny teeth! And Brushing and not flossing! And Cool Whip!"
"Or we could talk about common sense!" Thomas piped up.
R sat down . "We can talk about bishies." She suggested.
Syko sat down next to R. "We could play truth or dare!" She hollered.
"Let's do all of them!" Meou giggled. "First, couples. Favorite couples!"
Baka blinked. "I dunno. Maybe Van and Fiona." (-Insert Thomas cursing under his breath at her-)
"Definately Seto and Joey." Syko said.
"Mines...well, I don't really have one..." R said, grinning sheepishly.
"And mine is Thomas and Fiona." Thomas said proudly.
"Yeah, and that'll happen." Meou mocked.
"There you go, ruining my dreams again! I'm a much better guy than Van. And--" Syko cut him off with a stupidly said "Definately!" Everyone else agreed. "I wasn't done yelling yet!" He hollered, face red. "AND..." He continued. "YOU haven't answered the question yet, Meou!" He pointed a finger at her accusingly.
Meou turned red. "I can't tell you." She looked over at R quickly, then looked back at Thomas and glared at him.
"How come?" He asked. "You're the one who asked the question! Shouldn't you be able to answer it?"
"Yeah!" R said. "And what's it got to do with me?"
Meou laughed insanely. "It has nothing to do with you." She walked over to Thomas and shoved a random flamingo she had in her pocket down his throat. "Nya, now shut up."
"Ookay..." Skyo said, laughing nervously. "Let's talk about shiny teeth and cool whip now! What's your opinion on shiny teeth and cool whip?"
"SHINY TEETH SHINY TEETH!!!" She grinned like and idiot."COOL WHIP!!! Do the Cool Whip!" She starts dancing around.
"I like Cool Whip..." Meou drooled, thinking about Cool Whip. "I wonder if the voicey dude will have Cool Whip at his party...."
R grinned. "Shiny Teeth! Shiny Teeth!" She laughed, imitating Baka's Cool Whip "dance".
Syko nodded. "I agree, Cool Whip is very good. And shiny teeth..I dunno."
"I've never had Cool Whip." Thomas added. "But I do have shiny teeth." He smiled, showing a full mouth of shiny teeth.
"Yay!" Meou clapped. "Now, let's talk about bishies!"
"What about common sense?" Thomas pouted.
R grinned sheepishly. "Speaking about common sense, wouldn't it be using common sense when I say 'how about we not talk about bishies right now'?" Thomas nodded, watching Meou drool and rant about her bishie. Yes, she only has one bishie at the moment, but she loves him to death.
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Meanwhile...
"Oh...Shikyo, I'm hungry!" Bear whined.
Shikyo rolled his eyes. "Why don't I just kill you? That'll stop the hunger, and the nicotine crave."
"Nicotine?" He blinked. "Oh, yeah....you got a ciggarette?" He grinned stupidly. And besides, I can't die. I AM IMMORTAL!!!"
Shikyo frowned. "Right..." He pulls out his scythe and advances on Bear. "Really..."
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And back with Meou-tachi...
"Okay, truth or dare time!" R exclaimed. Meou stopped ranting and grinned stupidly. "Everyone sit in a circle!" R instructed.
"Okay..." R started. "...Truth or Dare...?
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Nya! Done! The random conversation thing was just a way to take up space, but don't tell anybody. .
Oh, and Meou's bishie is Hao. I own Hao. He follows me everywhere, to the SPCA, the pool...everywhere! So don't try to take him from me. Don't try to take his pants, either. His pants belong to him, and he belongs to me, therefore, I own his pants, too. I might let you borrow them if you ask nicely and promise to bring them back. He can run around in his flamey boxers until you give them back. I don't mind.
Anyway, next chapter will be about Truth or Dare. Maybe the party. It depends on how long they play ToD for. And I have some party gamesfor them to play, too!!!
Nya! Hao-sama says to review!