In the great hall Harry and Ron stood there, waiting for Hermione.
"Hey guys!" They heard her call, and looked up the stairs. Hermione was wearing a pink kimono and fanning herself with one of them...er....fans! Harry gawked at her and the two started fighting over who would take Hermione into the festival...thingy...so...as u all know...Harry is always the hero....he kicked Ron's little bum all the way back to his little shack.....and he and Hermione started making out. Then......
Viktor krum came!!! Hermione went off with Viktor.
"Sorry Harry! But Viktor's a better kisser than you!" So, very sadly, Harry returned to the only one who ever gave a damn...Ron. Ok.......so....Hermione and Viktor went out into the bushes........Hermione wanted to do the dirty deed.........but Viktor was kind of reluctant........so Hermione ripped off his shirt.........and jumped back.........you may be able to guess what she saw......"Viktor!!! or should I say.......Viktoria!!!! How could you?!?!?! You dirty little devil!!! Just because I'm hot.......doesn't mean I'm lesbian!!! "So.......she ran away......leaving Viktoria just standing there........and soon found herself running into Strathon.........a VERY HOT seventh year.........and they started making out.C'mon Harry!!! Lets go draw stupid pictures of Victor!!!" Ron exclaimed. Harry nodded and they went to their dormitory and drew a buncha pictures. Harry drew a really weird one. Ron looked at it in confusion.
"Whats up with ???" Harry sighed.
"We all know Victor is a girl!!" Ron cheered and they danced around naked all night.
"Hey guys!" They heard her call, and looked up the stairs. Hermione was wearing a pink kimono and fanning herself with one of them...er....fans! Harry gawked at her and the two started fighting over who would take Hermione into the festival...thingy...so...as u all know...Harry is always the hero....he kicked Ron's little bum all the way back to his little shack.....and he and Hermione started making out. Then......
Viktor krum came!!! Hermione went off with Viktor.
"Sorry Harry! But Viktor's a better kisser than you!" So, very sadly, Harry returned to the only one who ever gave a damn...Ron. Ok.......so....Hermione and Viktor went out into the bushes........Hermione wanted to do the dirty deed.........but Viktor was kind of reluctant........so Hermione ripped off his shirt.........and jumped back.........you may be able to guess what she saw......"Viktor!!! or should I say.......Viktoria!!!! How could you?!?!?! You dirty little devil!!! Just because I'm hot.......doesn't mean I'm lesbian!!! "So.......she ran away......leaving Viktoria just standing there........and soon found herself running into Strathon.........a VERY HOT seventh year.........and they started making out.C'mon Harry!!! Lets go draw stupid pictures of Victor!!!" Ron exclaimed. Harry nodded and they went to their dormitory and drew a buncha pictures. Harry drew a really weird one. Ron looked at it in confusion.
"Whats up with ???" Harry sighed.
"We all know Victor is a girl!!" Ron cheered and they danced around naked all night.