Elsiey: Hello, everyone! I shall be hosting this again since Kvun is still banned from the computer… Poor guy. You really have to feel sorry for him…
As usual, I'll be putting my little comments in brackets (…). Enjoy! ^^
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(Wow… he actually remembered the disclaimer…)
Disclaimer: Kvun doesn't own yu gi oh or card captors, nope never has, never will! (Too true…) But he might own other things… Muhaha… *cough* *hack* *choke* (*sweatdrops* Riiight… -_-;)
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Kvun: Hi guys! I'm sooo sorry I haven't updated for so long, just not enough time… And just to show how sorry I am… here's big teddy bear hugs for everyone! *runs around the room*
Everybody else: *runs away hiding*
Kvun: Fine! Be that way! Oh an extra big thanks to Elsiey who's currently hosting my stories (You're welcome. ^^) and also to all those who reviewed ^_^ Except maybe Accessgranter who had all the evil failure comments! And I've finally remembered to put my disclaimer note on thanks to Elsiey who corners me daily reminding me. (*grins* So true…) Thanks… I think… *shudders* (*glares* What the heck is that suppose to mean?!)
Yami: This is nice and all, but can we get on with the story?
Kvun: Why? I thought you didn't like your part in this chappie… you've been complaining for weeks.
Yami: Oh… I've got my reasons… *smiles evilly*
Kvun: Right… Anyways…
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At Joey's house… Li wakes up seeing Joey on top of Serenity. (*shudders* I don't believe this…)
Li: *yawns* Hey guys ^_^ … huh? Joey? I didn't know that you and Serenity were together. Sorry. I would've given you 2 some room. Tell ya what, tomorrow, I'll bunk over with Yugi ^_^
Joey: Ah! I'm not RAPING MY SISTER!!
Serenity: *in tears* No! Don't leave Li! I'm sorry, it's not what it looks like. *runs over to Li and gives him a kiss on the lips* (*shakes head* You do know that you made Serenity so OOC that she's hardly recognizable, right?)
Madison: No! Don't kiss him yet! I need a new camera! This one's totally out! (*sweatdrops* And people call me obsessive…)
Li: *shocked* Serenity *blushes deep red* (*gags* Too… much… fluff…)
Yugi: Hey Joey… it's ok… you'll find a new young innocent girl to abuse. *pats him on the back* (. Riiight…)
Joey: Ah! *runs to his room* BANG BANG
Mailin: So… is anyone hungry? I'm starving…
Mai: Sure. Why not? Let's go to the mall… *talks very loudly* OH WAIT! I CAN'T CAUSE MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME FOR HIS SISTER AND NOW NO ONE CAN HOLD MY BAGS FOR ME! *sighs* (*shakes head* Shop-oholics…)
Madison: Ah! I can't stand this! All this drama but NO CAMERA!! I NEED AN ADVIL, NOW! (. Calm down…)
Everybody: *stares*
Madison: *storms away*
Everybody: *runs out of her way*
Tea: *sighs* This is horrible. We're all suppose to be friends Tsk, tsk. *gives a long friendship crap speck* I think we should all go out for some pizza and work things…
Yami: *comes from behind and tapes her mouth shut* Ha… that was so satisfying *throws Tea's shocked body into a closet* (Character abuse, Kvun. Character abuse…)
Sakura: Wow Yami *bats her eyes* That was so brave and strong of you… (*snorts* Whatever, girl.)
Li: *gets up about to go to Sakura*
Serenity: Oh no, you don't! *kisses him again* (Why are you making Sakura and Serenity sluts? Why?)
Li: *sits there, shocked, again*
Serenity: Good boy! Now stay! (*sweatdrops* Li is not a dog, you know…)
Yugi: I think Tea's right *nods*
Everybody: WHAT?!
Yugi: I meant that we should go out for some pizza *nods*
Everybody: Oooo… sure. ^_^
Mailin: *sighs* *bored voice* I'll get Joey… He seems to have stopped rampaging and is more calm.
In the closet: Let me out! I wanna come!! (For those you are lost, that's Tea.)
Yugi: Should we get her?
Yami: Eh…
Mailin: Um…
Madison: Nah…
Serenity: Ah… (You know this is getting annoying, right?)
Mokuba: Not really. (JUST SAY NO, ALREADY!)
Li: *sighs* (*starts swearing very coherently*)
Joey: *shakes head* (*twitches* Is it really that hard to say no?!)
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So they walk off to the mall. Yami and Sakura leading together. Seto and Mokuba next. Followed by Serenity and Li. Mailin and Madison next. Then Joey, alone, closely followed by Yugi. Mai, who refused to walk, drove slowly behind the couples (That's Yami/Sakura and Li/Serenity) who held hands.
Joey: *stares into outerspace* *trips and falls*
Everybody: *runs out of the way to avoid another "accident"*
Yugi: Hey… are you okay?
Joey: *mumbles*
Yugi: Why so quiet? What's on your mind?
Joey: I'm trying to find a way to prove I'm not a rapist.
Yugi: A what?
Joey: A RAPIST! (O_o)
Everyone else: *stares at Joey* *walk a little faster, away from Joey*
Joey: *sighs*
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At the mall…
Li: So… this is a New York mall… how interesting…
Serenity: Huh? You've never been to this mall before?
Li: I come from Tokyo.
Serenity: Tokyo? That's… a… hum… *thinks* I heard it in geography class once… (. Idiot.)
Li: *stares* Never mind.
Yami: So! *clears throat* How 'bout it? Is everyone up for pizza?
Everyone but Joey: Sure ^_^
Joey: Yah! Why not?
Everyone but Joey: Ah! Joey! Actually we'd rather have MacDonalds.
Joey: *sighs* I understand.
Joey walked up to the pizza hut store.
Joey: I'll have 1 personal pizza and a coke.
Cashier: Ok sure, that'll be $110.68 (What the hell?)
Mai: Make that 2 pizzas thanks
Cashier: Ok sure, that'll be $221.36 *walks away*
Joey: Thanks. But I thought that you though that I was a rapist.
Mai: Oh! I do! But I figured how sad my life would be without you. So I'm taking the chance.
Joey: Aw… that's so sweet…
Mai: I know, I mean, shopping is my life and what's shopping if you don't have a boyfriend to carry your bags? (-_-;;;)
Joey: Oh… I understand…
Mai: But don't worry, it's not a total loss. You've still got me! *poses her body like a fashion model* (Such a narcissist…)
Joey: Wow… *faints*
Mai: Heehee, works every time.
At MacDonalds…
Yami: Ok *looks at cashier* I'd like 7 cheeseburgers, 7 cokes, and 7 large fries. *turns to the rest* What'd you guys want?
Everyone: *stares*
Cashier: Ok! That'll be $9.99 ^_^
Yami: *pays the money*
Cashier: *reaches from under the counter*
Under the counter was an entire pile of cheeseburger. One the wrappers, it said the best before date: Feb 14, 1841. (*gags* Eww…)
Cashier: *mutters* These should still be good… (What's wrong with this guy?!)
The cashier then went to the fries. The oil had turn brown, but "Oh well". He put the frozen fries in the oil which seem to just melt the fries like acid that reappeared as brown blobs. (. I'm not hungry anymore…)
Cashier: They don't look that bad… (I recommend you to a therapist. Or at least a doctor of some sorts…)
Cashier: Here you are sir ^_^ Enjoy your meal… Oh ya! And remember; a smile is free or *music voice* there's a little macdonalds, in everyone! Have a nice day!
Yami: Right…
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Kvun: So! Hope you guys like my chappie. Please review! Hopefully my ban will be lifted soon and I can update more often.
Yami: I love this chappie! I think I'm gonna go lock Tea's closet ^_^ hee hee…
Tea: *yells frantically for help*
Kvun: Oh no, you don't Yami! You forgot why you didn't like this chappie to begin with! You hafta eat the macdonalds you ordered.
Yami: WHAT?! @#!#%@ WTF!
Mokuba: Wait! We're missing 2 people! Where's Li and Serenity?
Yugi: I don't know. I saw them walk in there. *points towards the closet*
Suddenly Li and Serenity emerge from the closet. Serenity was a little giggly and Li's hair is messy. Both were half shocked and also happy. (-__________-;;;;;)
Kvun: Ok… I've gotta go and find out what happened. Bye ^_^
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Elsiey: Well, that's all. Ja ne, minna-san! ^^