A/N-sorry you guys I said that this would be a HG/DM fic, sorry but I got to get everything settled first, I think by next chapter we will see sparks ((or something like it)) start to fly for Hermione and Draco.

After about an hour or....four of working on Hermione they FINILLY finished, Nany had crashed on the sofa, ((wait.....Hermione gets a sofa! I want a sofa in my room! And I want my own privet bathroom AND I want my little brother to blow up and/or go to Pluto!))

"Oh yes we're done!" Emma said waking Hermione up from her little ((cough long un-cough)) nap..... "What?" Hermione said as she turned to see herself in the mirror. She had her hair in a messy bun, with pieces hanging in front of her face. A little make-up and a strapless pink tank-top with shiny lips on it, a mini mini, no shoes, and a necklace with the charm of a lightning bolt on it. "oh my god!" she said "what did you do!"

"Oh, nothing we just made you...." Emma tried

"Pretty?" Nany said still sleeping.

"dose she do that often?" Ginny asked.

"oh yes....."

"well I defiantly look.....better...." Hermione said 'what are you saying better! you look superior((?)) to your former self! Your ((like)) Excellent!' "well thank-you a lot! You guys!" she said hugging them all, it was getting late so they all left even, Nany.

After Hermione say them to the door, she heard a low, dark, mysteries, ((oh I could go on for hours! You know what I will))

5 hours later

sweet, handsome, dark wait didn't I say that already? Oh well, voice coming from behind her "what was that all about?" it said, she turned to see who it was, Draco Malfoy was standing there, in front of her staring at her new improved Hermione version 2.14 and 1/2 ((only 19.95......sorry I know that sounded wrong but I just had to))

"what?" she said caching him staring, "oh nothing," he turned quickly, to stop himself for blushing "I just wanted to know what all that noise was...." She looked at him and smiled she could tell he was bushing, so she knew he liked her new look, so she was going to toy with him in till he told her the truth, "oh it's nothing it was just the girls," she walked over in front of him "they gave me a make over, so you like it?" she spun around making her skirt fly up a bit, "uh........." Draco said if face tuned beat red, "why would I like you, you filthy little mudblood!" he said gliding past her. "well, fine..." she said and went up to bed.

A/N ok now this part right here will be about the American twins Raven and Riley.

Raven had fallen asleep in Professors Snape's class about 4/5 days that week, and it was the Friday, so they had detention. Riley had started a food fight in the Great Hall, and it was Friday so they had detention, both of them, that's how it works with twins, if your sitting at the same table as the other you get detention too, but most of the time, it's both there faults.....

This week in detention they had to scrub the floors in the Entry Hall, with out magic, Filch thought that would keep them busy all weekend, God was he wrong!

"Ok and the great Raven comes to make a goal!!!" said Hermione who was sitting on the window seal, being referee for there game, as Raven swooped pass Riley, with a mop in hand and brushes on her feet, they were playing hockey with a bar of soap..... "and she.....scores!!!" Raven hit the soap and it flew into a mob bucket laid on it's side. "YAY!"

"ggrrr....." Riley said gritting her teeth, "fine you may have won the battle but the wars NOT OVER YET!" she slide away back to her side but nit before hitting something and falling over, a arm reached out to grab her before she hit the ground. "Thanks," she said blushing, at the man, "FRED!" Hermione yelled, going over and hugging her friend, yep you guessed it ((yeah I bet you did, looks at you as if you didn't guess, which you didn't!)) it's Fred,
"oh what are you doing here?" she said "where's Gorge?"
Raven looked at Fred, sliding over, "hey, your twins!" he said just noticing, Raven, "yes," she said, "I'm the cuter twin," Riley looked at her,

"why do you have to say that to EVERY ONE we meet!"
"because it's true," said a voice from behind Fred, Gorge came up from behind him and took Raven's hand "hi, I'm Gorge and between me and him," he pointed to Fred, "I'm the cuter twin," this made Raven blush,

"stupid...." Said Fred and Riley together, they looked at each other as if to said 'I agree'

A/N: hey guys this is really cool I just thought up a new idea, in the next chapter this story is going to turn into a reality show, but it wont be reality because this stuff isn't real, but still.........

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