Part 2: Marik gets the farts
Marik was in the middle of a Rare Hunters meeting. Most people would have fallen asleep by now including Marik.

A bit of history

Marik's yami had been yelling at him for the past month to let him come out. Whenever his yami tried to come out, he had been blocked at every twist or turn, even in his sleep. Ryou in particular had helped him.

Ryou said, he had had a lot of problems with his yami.

The trick to this was to pretend he was letting his yami out. The really tricky part in doing this was he couldn't project all of his soul or his yami would be able to take over. Then he would run across the door and chain and lock and bolt his Yami's door shut so he couldn't come out. The lock eventually fell off because the door was so rusty but it always worked.

It had taken a couple of tries but finally he had mastered it. He had to do this because after what had happened with his Yami in Battle City, he couldn't walk around unprotected. (Some of you are wondering why because Marik's Yami went away after Battle City but read on and you'll find out why this happened.) Especially when his Yami came back.

When Malik's Yami came back

He had been having a great day in Egypt when he reached out and felt like he was about to choke Ishizu. He felt angry because she hadn't let him buy a Care Bear! Of course as the kind and sweet Malik, (Not his Yami) He hadn't minded. After all she was his elder and she knew better than he did what they should buy and what they should not.

He'd been a little angry (like most people are when they aren't allowed to get whatever they wanted) but not angry enough to hurt his own flesh and blood and certainly not his sister! (Because if you hurt that person who tells you that you can't get what ever you want if you ask for that particular item again Of course they'll say no. But if you're good and don't hurt them they just might let you get whatever it is you wanted the last time.)

He knew why he had these horrid thoughts in an instant! It was that horrid Yami of his! He had come back and he was making him think evil thoughts, which Malik did not want to think!

When Marik got home he liked to Odeon. Odeon said that even he knew that Malik would not be protected from his dark evil yami forever. Odeon chanted a spell, which would protect Marik for a journey he was about to go on.

"Journey?" asked Marik. "What journey?"

"The Journey I'm sending you on!" said Odeon.

"To where?" asked Marik.

"Back! Back to the place where you and your darkness caused so many people grief and misery!" said Odeon.

"Domino City?" asked Malik.

"Domino City!" answered Odeon.

So Marik began a rather stupid journey to reach Domino City. When he finally got there, he set off to find shelter in the large city.

He wandered for hours until he bumped into Ryou. Ryou brought him to his house and taught him that Yami trick.

Marik eventually rented an apartment and lives in Domino City. He eventually regathered the Rare Hunters again but for a different purpose: to make Care Bears loved worldwide.

Back to the beginning

So as the Rare Hunters droned on Yami Marik was being forced to listen.

"Malik," said YMalik.

"Uh huh!" he said laughing as he played with his wonderfully fun Care Bears.

"You do realize that I will 'Omae o Korosu', right?" asked Yami Marik.

"Uh huh!" said Malik. "It's just fun to see you suffer out of boredom!"

YMalik announced he was going to get some food.

"Bring back McDonald's!" said a Rare Hunter. "Yeah!" said another. Yami Malik nodded his head to show he was listening and would obey.

Yami Malik took their orders and ordered them correctly because when he's planning something evil he's really nice.

After that he went to the grocery store and bought an onion. The he ate half of it.

When he got back he sat down and gave a few big, loud, smelly, farts.

"Marik," asked one Rare Hunter. "What did you eat?"

"An onion!" said Yami Marik happily.

Then he pulled the onion out and began eating it like you would eat an apple. Soon all the Rare Hunters passed out from the horrid smell.

"That was fun!" said Yami Marik as he rubbed his stomach and tossed the bag that had ontained the onion over his shoulder.

Malik Self-projected himself out of the rod then. "Oh... My... GOD!" he said. "YAMI OMAE O KOROSU!"

'Oh shit!' thought Yami Marik. His Hikari was very scary when he was angry. Very scary.