Kaiba was in a meeting. Well, that's very abnormal and absurd.

"Gentleman tonight is the big business meeting with Mr.Takanoshi!" said Kaiba.

"Don't screw it up!" said Employee 1.

"Ummm... EXCUSE ME!" said Kaiba in a very pissed tone of voice.

"I'll leave and never ever come back to this job ever?" guessed Employee 1.

"Right!" said Kaiba. "You just won Jeopardy! Now get the Fuck out of here!"

As the man leaves everybody realizes theat when Kaiba's in a pissy mood he sort of kind of (Oh what the heck) takes it out on them. Everyone at the table (Except Kaiba) gets a scared look on their face and cowers as Kaiba stands to his full height and begins speaking to them.

"Now it's time for everybody's favorite game!" said Kaiba.

"Um... Yay!" said an employee in a very scared tone.

"It's time for... Kaiba Karate!" said Kaiba.

'Oh, shit!" the Employees think.

Kaiba gets all of the employees to stand against the wall. When everyone is ready he begins to randomly beat all the people in line.

Kaiba randomly smacks an employee and says, "You didn't take my fucking breakfast order right you fucking slut of a Maid who lives in a septic tank."

Kaiba hits another employee "This is for you, you fucking bastard slut ass mother fucking cock sucking dead fucker!" Kaiba had beat the employee so bad he had killed him. He had pretended the employee was Gozaburo. Good for Kaiba. Not so good for the employee.

"Oops!" he said. "Oh, well.I have the best lawyers in Japan meaning if you're family tries to charge me for that it won't work because nobody has better lawyers than me."

Anyways, Kaiba continued hurting and/or killing employees until he reached the last employee. He smacked the employee across the face and while hurting him said, "This is for the hurt look in Mokuba's eyes every time I see him!"

This is what happened to the employee:

"When Kaiba looked at Sam, (the employee)

He wasn't quite dead.

So, Kaiba took a bazooka,

And shot off his head.

It rolled down a hill,

And into a ditch.

And that was the end of Sam the bitch, That Kaiba beat to death because he was angry at Himself for acting like the bastard Gozaburo had made him into."

That was to tell you what Kaiba did to the Employee and why he did it and why there's always that hurt look in Mokuba's eyes. Now, back to the story!
Anyways Kaiba adjourned the meeting and thold the secretary to make new ads for the people he fired (he told his secretary he fired them but we all know that he killed them).

That night
That night Seto was thirsty, so he asked Mokuba for a drink. Mokuba brought him in a 2Litre bottle of Pepsi. Kaiba didn't notice that it was 2 whole litres of Pepsi and he drank the whole thing in one gulp.
When Kaiba made it to the resturant he had a severe case of the burps.

So, anyways Kaiba found Mr. Takanoshi and greeted him, saying, "Hello Mr.Taka (Urp!)"

"Why thank you, Mr. Kaiba!" Mr Takanoshi said when Kaiba took his coat. He hadn't really noticed that Kaiba had called him "Mr. Taka (Urp!)."

Later on at the table
"I'll have the (Urp!)" said Kaiba. The "Urp" turned out to be the best tasting Wine there and at a half decent price, too.

Anywys, Kaiba did this and that and soon Mr. Takanoshi noticed (and became very irritated) with Kaiba's constant burping and asked him to stop.

"I (Urp!) Can't (Urp!) Stop (Urp!) !" said Kaiba.

"If you don't even table manners, Mr. Kaiba, How do I know you're a good business partner? The deal is off!" Mr. Takanoshi said and then he walked away.

"No!" Kaiba screamed, but it was too late. Then out of fustration and the shock and strain of everything else that had happned that day he began to sob into the tablecloth.

"Would you like your bill, now, Sir?" asked the waiter. Kaiba sobbed even louder and continued sobbing for most of the night.