(WWE beginning comes on)

The show starts off with the 5 man elimination match. Everybody gets in the ring. Randy Orton, and Shelton Benjamin start off. Shelton punches Orton, and irish whips him at the turnbuckle. When Orton comes back to Shelton, Shelton gives Orton a spinebuster. Shelton picks up Orton, and throws him at a turnbuckle. Shelton runs at Orton, he does the splash, when Orton moves away. Shelton hits his face on the turnbuckle. Orton then dropkicks Shelton in the back of the head, making Shelton hit the floor, and he tags in Kane. Kane comes in. Shelton gets up, and dropkicks Kane. Kane puts his hand around Shelton's neck, and choke slams Shelton. Kane covers Shelton. 1...2...kick out. Kane gets up, picks up Shelton, and tries to kick him. Shelton grabs onto Kane's leg, and smashes Kane's leg with his elbow. Shelton, and Kane both hit the floor. Regal puts out his hand. Shelton crawls over to Regal, and tags him in. Regal comes in. Kane tags in HHH. HHH comes in. Regal kicks HHH, and gives him a big boot to the face. HHH hits the floor. Regal picks up HHH, and gives him a spinebuster. Eugene puts out his hand. Regal picks up HHH, drags him to a turnbuckle, and tags in Eugene. Eugene kicks HHH, and gives him the airplane spin. Eugene then picks up HHH, gives him "Rock Bottom", and does "The People's Elbow. Eugene covers HHH. 1...2...3 pin fall! HHH is eliminated 5 vs 4. Eugene tags in Y2J. Y2J, and Batista come in. Y2J runs at Batista. Batista clotheslines Y2J, picks him up off the ring floor, and does "Batista Power Bomb" Batista covers Y2J. 1...2...3 pinfall. Y2J eliminated 4 vs 4. Edge comes in, Batista tags in Ric Flair. Edge grapples Flair, and gives him a russian suplex. Edge picks up Flair, drop kicks him, and gives him a spinebuster. Edge signals a spear. Flair gets up. Edge runs at Flair, and spears him. Edge covers Flair. 1...2...3 pinfall!
Ric Flair eliminated 4 vs 3. Kane comes in. Edge clotheslines Kane. Kane gets up, throws Edge at the turnbuckle, Edge launches back to Kane. Kane picks up Edge, and does the "Tombstone Piledriver". Kane covers Edge. 1...2...3 pinfall! Edge eliminated 3 vs 3. Kane tags in Orton. Orton, and Benjamin get in. Benjamin runs at Orton, and clotheslines him. Orton gets up, and dropkicks Shelton making him hit the floor. Orton signals a RKO. Shelton gets up, Orton gives Benjamin the "RKO", and covers him. 1...2...3 pinfall! Shelton Benjamin eliminated 2 vs 3. Regal gets in. Orton runs at Regal, tries to do a dropkick, but Regal moves away, and makes Orton hit Batista. Regal gives Orton a german suplex, and tags in Eugene. Eugene runs in, picks up Orton, kicks him, and does "Stone Cold Stunner". Eugene covers Orton. 1...2...3 pinfall!
Randy Orton eliminated 2 vs 2. Kane comes in. Eugene kicks Kane, and gives him "Rock Bottom", and does "The People's Elbow". Eugene then gets on the turnbuckle, and does "Diving Headbutt". Eugene covers Kane. 1...2...3 pinfall! Kane eliminated 2 vs 1. Batista gets in. Eugene tags in Regal. Regal, and Batista both run at eachother. Regal clotheslines Batista, and waits until he gets up. When Batista gets up, Regal spears Batista in the back, and covers him. 1...2...3 pinfall!

Announcer: And here's your winners Eugene, William Regal, Chris Jericho, Edge, and Shelton Benjamin!

Camera goes to VIP Room.

Mordecai walks in, and stares at Mr. Angle.

Mordecai: Mr. Angle, at SummerSlam I want a title shot for the

WWE Championship!

Angle: If you want a title shot? Fine. You got your title shot, If you beat the man who wanted one also.

Mordecai: Who?

Angle: Hardcore Holly! If you beat him you get a title shot. But.....but.....if Hardcore Holly beats you, he gets a title shot for the WWE Championship against John "Bradshaw" Layfield one on one at SummerSlam!

Mordecai: Argh.....that little ingrate!

Angle: You two will go one on one.....next week in a Hardcore match!

Camera goes to Cole, and J.R.

J.R: The cage match that was supposed to be tonight, Eric Bischoff has assigner for next week. Because of the fact that Kane had two matches tonight. We are about to end our show....but first we have to........

(John Cena's entrance video comes on)

Cena walks down the runway to the ring, and picks up a microphone after he gets in.

Cena: Yo,yo,yo,yo,yo! Tonight I talked to Kurt Angle, and I asked for a fight at SummerSlam up against the man whothey call "The Dead Man"! And guess what he said.......yes! So at SummerSlam it'll be me, against the Undertaker! And right there I will prove I am.............

The lights go out. The sound of a gong goes off. Cena gets out of the ring, and walks up the runway.

Cena: Taker, you tryin' to scare me? Well guess what? I ain't!

Paul Bearer walks out.

Cole: Paul Bearer is back? Oh my god! Two weeks ago, the Undertaker sufficated Paul Bearer in cement. Now he is back.

Cena looks all over the stadium, and walks up to Bearer. Bearer opens the ern, and pours out Taker's ashes.

Bearer: Rest in peace Taker!

J.R: Oh my god! This is unbelivable, Paul Bearer is back, and emptied the ern! This has been a great night! We will see you next week!

Matches for next week:
Kane vs Lita, and Matt Hardy in a 15" steel cage
Mordecai vs Hardcore Holly for a no. 1 contender match for the WWE title
Paul Bearer vs the Undertaker in a Concrete Crypt Match