Inu Yasha: Nope!
Inu Kaiba: I own Yu-Gi-Oh and Inu Yasha
Lawyer: Come with me. We are going to speak to the judges because you are lying about owning these shows.
Inu Kaiba: Oh no you don't. (Slips out of lawyer's hands) Well I borrowed Tetsaiga and I own this briefcase and I know how to use the sword to cut this briefcase in two.
Lawyer: well let's just pretend you own Yu-Gi-Oh and Inu Yasha until the real owners find out, Okay?
Inu Kaiba: 'Kay!
Inu Kaiba: This chapter will be short and to the point because of the P.S.
P.S. This will be sorta short since I'm planning a short sequel that will be a thousand words if I'm lucky! It will be called "Torture of the finest degree!"And you know what that means right! The evildoers will get their just desserts! Yes!
YMarik collapsed into his soul room, thanking god it was finally over. First he had been pinned to the wall while Malik beat on him for two whole hours. Those bruises would take a long time to go away. And they wouldn't self heal either unlike most injuries did because they had been given to him by his Hikari. Then he had had to sit through a five-hour lecture on why he should always listen to his Hikari. 'Man, does that kid ever SHUT UP?' he thought.
So when Malik announced they were going to an amusement park the next day he sobbed into his pillow for a good hour. "All the cute lovable furry things and the wonderfully happy children." He sobbed. "It's a wonder no one who goes there has gone crazy!"
He continued crying for another hour after that until inspiration struck. Malik began to forge a plan. He ran out to the store and bought chocolate laxatives. (If you don't know what these are I'm not telling... Yet!)
The next day...
YMalik put the chocolate laxatives in a sandwich. 'At least one thing will be good today!' he thought. 'For my dignity will never ever be the same again.'
When they got there, Malik (Of Course) wanted to go on the Pony Ride. 'Typical Hikari...' YMalik thought.
At lunchtime YMalik had the tainted sandwich with the laxatives in it. Then he demanded to go on the Roller Coaster.
Malik was scared of the Roller Coaster so he quietly slipped into his Soul Room while nobody was looking. On their walk to the Roller Coaster, Ishizu asked YMalik why he was so quiet all of a sudden.
"That's for me to know and you to find out!" he said.
When they got to the Roller Coaster YMalik said, "To show you that I'm not a total Ass you can go first," and out of complete stupidity Ishizu walked right in front of YMalik to get to the end of the line.
As YMalik stood in line he began shitting his pants. Everybody still thought he was Malik so that ruined Malik's reputation. He also let off foul smells because of the fact that he was shitting his pants. On the Roller Coaster YMalik's shit went through his pants and on to the seat. On the loops the shit fell out of his ass and onto the Pharaoh who was waiting patiently in line.
When they got home Malik wondered why his Yami had been so good (NOT!)
The next day at Malik's school
Malik's POV
"Hey shitty! What's the matter? You don't know how to use a toilet!" The hall erupted with laughter. 'That must be the fiftieth person today who's made a remark!' I thought.
The Pharaoh was angry with him too. "You... Shit... In... My... HAIR! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS TO CLEAN OUT?"
"I'm sorry! But I swear I didn't do it!" I said as Yami yelled at me.
After School
Still Malik's POV
I saw a bottle of chocolate laxatives on the table. And in an instant I knew what my Yami's plan was, what had happened and I knew for sure he had succeeded.
I asked Ishizu what had happened and it all fit perfectly. "I feel like such a fool!" she said. "I fell for another of Your Darkness plans'" Then I Called Yami and told him what had happened and you know what; we all said the same thing which was...
"YAMI MARIK OMAE O KOROSU!"
THE END
Until I write another story see you!
STAY TUNED FOR THE UP AND COMING TWO CHAPTER SEQUEL, "TORTURE OF THE FINEST DEGREE!"