A Diving Sensation Part 4

Asuka started making her way towards the kitchen while Shinji sat there not knowing what to do or say, fearing death at the moment.
Misato took advantage of the situation, ¨Oh my God look atv the time, I have to report to NERV early today, so excuse me children.¨ with that the major gave Shinji a wink and retreated to her room. Shinji couldn't believe what Misato had just done, but he regained composure when he noticed that Asuka was still standing there.
Trying to avoid a certain question, Shinji asked ¨Are you hungry Asuka, I made waffles.¨ giving her a faint smile.
Asuka took a seat before stating, ¨I don't see why not since I didn't had dinner yesterday.¨
¨Well I just have to heat them up and they'll be ready in a minute.¨
¨Ok¨ She stared at him while he cooked and she had to admit the he looked rather cute like that and a blush crept on her face as she realized where her eyes had decided to land on. ¨Nice butt¨ she said out loud.
¨What was that?¨ Shinji asked turning around surprising Asuka. ¨mmm...Butter, I think that I'll need some butter.¨ ¨It's right in front of you Asuka.¨ she quickly kicked herself mentally for being so stupid. ¨Oh yeah, hadn't noticed, now get me my waffles!!¨ That did the trick because as soon as she said those words he turned around to grab the waffles and place them in front of her.
¨Thanks baka.¨ she said as she started to eat.
¨No problem Asuka.¨ He took a seat across from her and for the first time in history she didn't start cursing at him for just being there. In fact, not that she would tell him, she enjoyed his company very much.

She finished eating and just before she stood up to take her dishes to the sink, ¨Here, I'll do it.¨ Shinji offered grabbing her plate completely shocking Asuka so much that she didn't knew what to say.
She then remembered earlier and what she had heard.
¨Hey Shinji?¨ she asked staying seated.
¨Yes Asuka?¨ he kept washing the dishes. ¨What were you and Misato talking about earlier?¨ Shinji almost dropped a dish after hearing her question. So, decided that she wouldn't give up on her curiosity, he took the seat across from her. She stared directly at his eyes and after awhile he got the courage to look at hers too, for a moment he lost himself in her gaze.
¨sigh...Misato and I were talking well, about...you know... mmm.¨ he took a deep breath and continued, ¨about the talk that we had yesterday and she wanted to know how things had gone.¨
Asuka was a little stunned by Shinji's response but it made her even more curious. ¨And what did you told her?¨
He looked down at the table. ¨I told her that I told you that I didn't knew why I did what I did and that the only thing I knew was that I just didn't wanted to loose you.¨ For a moment they both stared at each other with a blush on their faces until he looked down again. ¨That was until she went into her teasing mode and asked if you had jumped on me or something like that, and then you came out of your room.¨
Asuka got quite angry at what he last said. ¨How dare she, who does she think she is...I refuse, to let HER get away with this.¨ Shinji got a little scared until she confirmed him right, ¨Shinji, we shall get revenge.¨ he should be scared. Whatever Asuka was planning it certainly included him, and it wouldn't be good.
¨But first..¨ she stated proudly, ¨I need a shower.¨ And with that Shinji saw her disappear into the bathroom.
He finished putting things away and shortly after Misato came out of her room all dressed up and ready for work. She was kind of shocked to see Shinji intact.
¨Well I can see that she didn't killed you, how'd it go?¨
¨I offered her breakfast and she ate and she forgot about it, right now she's taking a shower¨ he said very chilled out. ¨mmm...either she woke up in a really good mood or you're just very lucky.¨ Misato gathered her stuff getting ready to leave. ¨Shinji, I'll be home later tonight so don't wait up.¨ she added as she closed the door.
Shinji was still worried about what Asuka had in mind but decided to let it go and went straight to watch TV.
He was seating in the couch when Asuka emerged from the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, a really short one.
¨Where's Misato Shinji?¨ she asked but noticed how the third child had to work really hard to stare at the TV. ¨errr...she's gone, she said she wouldn't be back until later tonight gulp.¨
She was quite happy the reaction that she caused on Shinji but still ´he's just a guy´she tought.
¨I'm going to go change, if you dare to peek I sear that I'll make you regret it dearly, got that baka!¨ she said pointing a finger at him accusingly. ¨Don't worry Asuka, but what makes you think I'd want to even if I could?¨ Shinji replied nonchalantly to Asuka's surprise.
¨hmph... BAKA!!¨ she left Shinji alone in the living room.
¨huff, thank God, a little more of her and that towel and I would've died.¨ he relaxed now that Asuka was gone and went back to watching TV.

In Asuka's room-
¨That dumpkopf, how dare he.¨ Asuka was raging after what Shinji had said ¨but he did got really nervous when I just stood there in my towel.¨ she smiled, ¨my plan will not only help me to get revenge from Misato but also to see if I'm right about him.¨ Asuka took her time to get dressed while at the same time she thought about what she could do.

Back in the living room-
Asuka came out of her room directly towards the living room and founded Shinji dead asleep. She took a seat next to him on the couch, ¨Hey Shinji, wake up¨ she said gently while rocking him back and forth.
¨mm, wha...what's wrong Asuka?¨ Shinji managed to wake up and shift himself in the couch. ¨I've got it Shinji¨ she said cheerfully.
He was kind of surprised at how she was acting, like if nothing had happened , but he decided to leave it like that. ¨What do you got Asuka?¨
She grew a sly smile and said in her sexiest voice, ¨I've got the plan for tonight.¨
Shinji gulped upon hearing her, was it because of what she said or the way that she had said it. It could've also been the fact that she was wearing some very short shorts and a small but at the same time a very loose fitting t-shirt.
¨mm...you sure you can't have revenge on your own?¨ a very coward Shinji asked. ¨Oh don't be such a girl and besides, I need you to make this work.¨ she rearranged herself on the couch to be facing him.
"Ok, so you know how she's always picking on us and all that?" Shinji just sat there nodding. "So I was thinking, Misato always gets away with her bothering so how about we give her what she's always wanted."
At this point Shinji was very confused. "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're saying Asuka." She wanted to kick Shinji so bad for being so clueless but restrained herself from doing so and decided to give the boy a chance.
"What I mean baka, is that she always bothers us but she never would expect us to be together. So, we could prove her wrong in the naughtiest of ways, you with me?" she asked by leaning a little bit forward offering Shinji a small look at her cleavage.
Shinji had to force himself to look away for her not to see the blush creeping in his face, and with obvious regret he answered, "I...sigh...I guess so."
"Cool, I'm glad to hear that, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to pretend as if we're spending the night together." Shinji literally fell down from the couch. "I said PRETENDING you hentai!!" he finally regained himself and sat on an armchair to be a little away from Asuka. "I'm sorry Asuka." He said pretty red from the face.
"It's ok but don't let it happen again... so, like I was saying, we're going to make Misato believe that we're spending the night together." She gave him a small wink before continuing. "in order to this we're going to leave trails of clothing that lead to my room and she'll think that we're having sex..." she paused to look at him and obviously the boy had to blush at the mention of the word, ´boys´ she thought. "and then when she enters she's going to be all pissed and yelling at us when there really shouldn't be no reason to." Asuka finally ended with a big smile, "Sooo, what do you think ehh?"
Shinji obviously had his doubts. "Do you really think that she'll fall for that, I mean, it sound a bit simple."
Asuka instantly shot him a death glare. "ARE you doubting me Shinji...hmph...don't worry, just leave this to me ad lets do it right and it will work perfectly, you just concentrate in doing what I tell you and it'll all go fine, you'll see!" Asuka was the most optimistic girl Shinji had ever known. After she finished talking she threw him a smile and that was all it took. "All right Asuka, I'm in." he said returning the smile. "Great, but first since we missed lunch you better make us a good dinner, and then we'll start setting things up." Asuka said while at the same time her stomach let out a growling sound. All Shinji could do at this was smile while rubbing his head. "I'll make dinner then." He said very warmly, and so, he retreated to the kitchen.

A couple hours later-

"Ok Shinji first off I need you to go to your room and grab a complete set of clothes and meet me back here." Asuka instructed and both kids went to their rooms to grab clothes. Shinji still had his doubts because he knew that it wasn't as easy as putting down clothes in the floor but, he decided to shrug off the idea, realizing he was in too deep already.
They both met by the living room. "ok, so you leave your shoes around... there!" Asuka said while pointing near the couch that was beside the kitchen.
"And then?" he asked after doing so. She placed hers a couple feet away from his. "Next, we drop our shirts over by the bathroom door." Shinji just threw his to the ground while Asuka neatly placed it by the door.
"My guess, is jeans go next right?" Shinji asked followed by a nod from the redhead. "Those go almost before getting to my door."
After that, they entered her room. Shinji noticed that she only had two pieces of clothing left with her and almost had a nosebleed after noticing what they were. He only had one left. "So first goes this." She said very excitedly throwing her bra at the door. "and last but not least..." she said. "...goes this." Shinji finished for her throwing his boxers next to the bed.
"So, what now, we just wait till she gets here and when she opens the door she'll see us here standing?" he asked to reassure the plan. "oh...but were would the fun be..." she started walking seductively to him "...if we don't get to play with her mind a little?" she said in her sexy voice. "wha...what do you mean Asuka?" asked a worried Shinji while pulling away from her.
"Well Misato should be about to come any minute now so it wont take long. What I mean is that I'll leave my underwear on, you'll leave on yours and then we'll climb to my bed and when she sees us it'll appear as though we were completely naked." She said the last parts rather slowly ad nerveously. "Now do you get it Shinji?"
Shinji, once again, founded himself wanting to faint but remembered what happened earlier and decided to stay steady.
"err...you sure you want to do that Asuka?" he was at a loss of words.
"off course!" responded a very vivid Asuka. "It's the only way that we can teach her."
The one thing that Shinji didn't know was that Asuka was as nervous as he was about the whole idea.
"Soo..." shinji said braking the uncomfortable silence between them, it was a really awkward situation. "Shall we get ready or should we wait till we hear her coming?" he asked nerveously hoping Asuka wouldn't catch the question the other way. "err...I think we should get ready, just in case." She answered.
"Okay, so..." shinji said trying to see what Asuka wanted to do. "Lets do this together, you take off your shirt then I take mine off." She stated with a blush on her face, noticing how bad that sounded.
"o...me first...then." He wasn't really good at stripping in front of girls but he just went along and pulled his shirt right off, while Asuka stood there shocked to see the upper body of the guy she thought was nothing but bones, ohh boy was she wrong; he had clearly developed a six pack and some muscles from all the eva training.
Shinji felt kind of weird that Asuka was staring at him in that way. "So...your turn." He offered.
She realized that she had been caught staring so very uneasily she started to pull up her shirt. Now it was Shinji's turn to be left with jaw dropping. He could see her toned stomach and he had to give her that she had a really nice tanned color, the other thing he noticed where the curves on her body, ´my god´, he was at heaven when she finally removed her shirt showing off her black strapless bra supporting her breasts. He was quick enough to look away so he luckily wasn't caught staring.
"Now it's time to loose the pants Shinji!" she said very excitedly, she then corrected herself after hearing how she must have sounded. "err...well...i...I mean...you know...your turn." She covered her breasts with her hands and looked down at the floor.
"I'll do it, but you loose, mmm, the shorts right?" he asked with a blush. "Wha...no, I don't have to since they're very small. So." She responded hoping tat would work. "Then I can go to my room and put some shorts on too." He said very wisely. "Nooo, you have to be in boxers, it will be, more real."
"In what way?" he asked very curiously. "I don't know it just will." Those were the moments were Asuka found herself at a loss of words.
"Well I...I wont do it." He stated, leaving Asuka surprised that he was showing some spine. "it's either both pants off, or both shorts on, you choose Asuka." He said very determined, inside he was scared shitless.
Giving up Asuka opted for the shorts off idea; she still had no idea why. "okay you win baka-hentai, but you still go first."
Shinji started fiddling with his pant, "guess so." He finally pulled the zipper down and got off them revealing that he had some black boxer briefs on, ´bad idea to put these on today´ he thought. At this point both of them were blushing and without saying a word Asuka let her shorts fall down to the ground, showing also black, but very small underwear.
If everything in Shinji's life hadn't made him die, well then the sight before him sure could. ´she's so beautiful´ he started thinking but then he reminded himself not to be an ass so he opted to look at the floor. Both of them really shy just stood there, Shinji too nervous because he knew that if he looked he would faint and Asuka, too nervous to see if he was looking.
Luckily for them the awkwardness was ended by a screeching sound heard around the corner, and they knew that there was only one person who would drive that fast around a residential area. They both looked at each other, "Misato!" they said in unison.
Asuka reached for the blinds and then to turn off the lights while Shinji moved to grab their extra clothes that they had taken off earlier. Before they got into bed they both stood there, one on each side, like idiots without knowing what to do.
"Me first." Said Asuka; lowering herself to the bed and covering her body while Shinji followed suit. "Ok baka pull the covers down to your waist." She instructed him while she just let the covers right above her boobs. It indeed looked as if though they were naked. So they were both laying there when it came to them that they were a lot of inches apart. They turned to look at each other.
"You better not get any funny ideas Shinji or I swear that I'll send you back to kingdom come.!" She was nervous as hell since he was the first guy that she had ever been with like this. All he did was say, very reassuringly, "Don't worry Asuka, I wouldn't dare to." After hearing him she was surprised because she expected him to say some stupid comment but he proved her wrong. She got closer to him and placed her next to his neck and placed her arm around his stomach while he nervously placed his hand on her shoulder. They were both breathing at the same pace, ´why do I feel this´ they both thought at the same time.

At the front entrance of the Katsuragi apartment-

We see the front door open revealing Misato. "ugh, I should really get a promotion after working so hard and until so late, and after all I do have to support two kids and myself." She left her shoes on the entrance.
She started making her way towards the fridge to grab a beer when she noticed the kids' shoes by one of the couches.
"My god, how many times do I have to remind them not to leave their shoes everywhere!" she knelt down to pick them up but something by the bathroom door caught her attention. "Shinji is not the kind to leave his stuff on th...!!!!" she was stopped when she saw one of Asuka's shirts next to Shinji's.
"What the hell is going on in here!?" she was quite confused and then she saw more clothes by Asuka's door. Misato started making her way when suddenly, "oh Shinji, that was great!!!" she hear from Asuka's door. All she could do was stand there and hope she heard wrong. She ran to her door and yanked it wide open.
The first thing she noticed was a bra by her foot and as she moved her gaze further she encountered a matching panties and a boxer. She punched the lightswitch on while screaming at the top of her lungs. "JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!???"
The scene in front of her was enough to make her faint, se just thanked God she hadn't had any alcohol that night. In front of her, lying in Asuka's bed was a naked Asuka laying her head on top of an equally naked Shinji.
"mmm...why did you had to wake me and my Shinji-kun up huh?" Asuka said groggily sounding as if she had been asleep, Shinji being too scared at the moment choused to decide to keep playing asleep. Misato looked as if she had received a shot. "How could I!!!! yo...your Shinji-kun!!!!" obviously the Major was really pissed. Asuka could just smile at Misato's reaction.
"Both of you!" she said while pointing at them. "Out of bed right now!" very strictly she said. "You sure you want that Misato?" asked a tomato red Shinji, who had decided to wake up. "No, wait, I'll leave so you both can get changed... but ohh my god you're both eva pilots and only fourteen, and so many rules against this. And..." she kept rambling while pacing around the room.
"er...Misato" Asuka interrupted the major while getting out of bed, Shinji followed. "Not now Asuka, I've got to see what I'm going to do about you two." The Major was facing the door.
"Misato I really think you should look this way." Said a shy Shinji. And indeed she turned to look at Asuka and Shinji in underwear, being left quite stunned about that fact.
"What is this!?" Misato asked very truthfully confused.
"Well first of all it means I would never sleep with this baka over here." She said while putting on her shorts, she still felt weird about being clad in just underwear in front of Shinji. "Second, if it did happen do you think that I would survive without fainting?" Shinji added while putting his shirt on.
"So to summarize all that you just saw or heard...we played a joke on you... a really good one by the look on your face, may I say." Asuka finished while putting on her shirt back, and pointing a finger at a dumbstruck Misato.
Misato, not being able to progress all the information given to her, she just fainted right there on Asuka's floor. Both children just stood there both with their mouths wide open staring at the unconscious Misato.
"Sooo... that went well...didn't it?" said Shinji while giving Asuka a smile.