Eleventeen: So Ron…

Ron: Hey hold up homes the names D.Shiznit

Eleventeen: Sure whatever you say Ro… er D. Shiznit

D. Shiznit: Hold up G let me break it down for you
YO check it check it out
My names D. Shiznet and my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonderbread
Coffee is good yo strait from da hood
You just sip from you cup like you know you should
Yo I'm a strait G from the street
Don't mess with me cause I ain't week
I don't like it when Peeps are pakin guns
Cause while yall gotta have guns
I aint havin no fun
Feel like I be the hot dog
And yall be the bun
(Pulls his hood over his head witch strangely resembles a KKK hat flashes a gang sign and yells)
Niggers!

Eleventeen: Dammit white boy

D. Shiznet: Word

Eleventeen: (promptly gets up moves over to Ron and pimp slaps him)

Ron: (knocked out on the floor)

Eleventeen: This interview with that craker ass Ron is over.

A/N: this section of the interview is purely satirical and in no is meant to disrespect any ethnic group