Eleventeen: So Draco the question on everyone's mind right no obviously is how sis it feel to be turned into a bouncing ferret by Barty Crouch's son disguised as Mad Eye Moody
Malfoy: First thing. Yall call me Malfoy it's a sign of respect ya hear. See what had happened was that old coot or whoever he was, was working for Voldemort (Eleventeen guy wimpers) at the time. He needed to keep his cover and had to say that dern mudblood loving Harry Potter from me. We's both fighten fer to cause just he had to do that to me keep his cover. Weren't nottin personal ya hear.
Eleventeen: Are you saying you're a "Death Eater" and support "you know who."
Malfoy: Christ son cant you say his name? Its…
Eleventeen: That is quite enough and what's with this son business.
Malfoy: Them mudbloods is ruining magic for us decent pure magic folk. No see mudbloods is to stupid to do proper magic which is why it's time fer the Dark Lords final soulution
Eleventeen: MY god. You're going to kill perfectly decent wizards and witches because you don't like their lineage.
Malfoy: You dern mudblood lover well get yall to. (Raises his hand and chants) Pure Blood Power!
Eleventeen: Are you aware DRACO that you are a racist and for that matter a complete psycho. And what do you purpose to do about Harry and his crew?
Malfoy: Oooooh I hate them all. Down with that stupid Harry Potter, little miss conceited mudblood, and stupid white boy Weasly.
Eleventeen: Wait a minute Ron is a pure blood wizard.
Malfoy: Yea well have you heard of his alter ego D. Shiznit. He's a damn fool and a disgrace. He must be destroyed.
Eleventeen: can't argue with you there. Say Dra er Malfoy since you admit to being a Death Eater and all do you know the current whereabouts of "you know who"
Malfoy: Ha Ha Ha ya Voldemorts right thur behind you.
Eleventeen: (once again shrieks in a high pitch girly voice runs around the room with his arms in the air then promptly wets himself and passes out on the ground in the middle of his own filth ruining his last pair of clean underpants).
Malfoy: GWAHAHAHAHA dern mudblood lover. Least that idiot Harry showin me how to make this interviewer scream like a girl. Hey whys he comin over here
Harry: I see the eleventeen guy went potty on himself again. Hey Malfoy have you seen the pudding? I WAS PROMISED PUDDING.
Malfoy: I'll give ya pudding you mudblood lover (raises wand)
Harry: Hurray pudding wait a minute. (starts doing the funky chiken)
Malfoy: (lowers wand) What in tar nation are you doin boy?
Harry: (raises wand and says the spell) Willie Willie Winky Malfoy is a ferret.
Malfoy: You idiot what kind of spell is that? YOU are such a….. (oddly enough Malfoy turns into a ferret)
Harry: HAHAHAHA that never gets old. Hay ferret boy ever wanted to learn how to fly?
Ferret : (Squeaks timidly then runs away)
Harry: Wait come back. WHERE'S MY PUDDING?
Malfoy: First thing. Yall call me Malfoy it's a sign of respect ya hear. See what had happened was that old coot or whoever he was, was working for Voldemort (Eleventeen guy wimpers) at the time. He needed to keep his cover and had to say that dern mudblood loving Harry Potter from me. We's both fighten fer to cause just he had to do that to me keep his cover. Weren't nottin personal ya hear.
Eleventeen: Are you saying you're a "Death Eater" and support "you know who."
Malfoy: Christ son cant you say his name? Its…
Eleventeen: That is quite enough and what's with this son business.
Malfoy: Them mudbloods is ruining magic for us decent pure magic folk. No see mudbloods is to stupid to do proper magic which is why it's time fer the Dark Lords final soulution
Eleventeen: MY god. You're going to kill perfectly decent wizards and witches because you don't like their lineage.
Malfoy: You dern mudblood lover well get yall to. (Raises his hand and chants) Pure Blood Power!
Eleventeen: Are you aware DRACO that you are a racist and for that matter a complete psycho. And what do you purpose to do about Harry and his crew?
Malfoy: Oooooh I hate them all. Down with that stupid Harry Potter, little miss conceited mudblood, and stupid white boy Weasly.
Eleventeen: Wait a minute Ron is a pure blood wizard.
Malfoy: Yea well have you heard of his alter ego D. Shiznit. He's a damn fool and a disgrace. He must be destroyed.
Eleventeen: can't argue with you there. Say Dra er Malfoy since you admit to being a Death Eater and all do you know the current whereabouts of "you know who"
Malfoy: Ha Ha Ha ya Voldemorts right thur behind you.
Eleventeen: (once again shrieks in a high pitch girly voice runs around the room with his arms in the air then promptly wets himself and passes out on the ground in the middle of his own filth ruining his last pair of clean underpants).
Malfoy: GWAHAHAHAHA dern mudblood lover. Least that idiot Harry showin me how to make this interviewer scream like a girl. Hey whys he comin over here
Harry: I see the eleventeen guy went potty on himself again. Hey Malfoy have you seen the pudding? I WAS PROMISED PUDDING.
Malfoy: I'll give ya pudding you mudblood lover (raises wand)
Harry: Hurray pudding wait a minute. (starts doing the funky chiken)
Malfoy: (lowers wand) What in tar nation are you doin boy?
Harry: (raises wand and says the spell) Willie Willie Winky Malfoy is a ferret.
Malfoy: You idiot what kind of spell is that? YOU are such a….. (oddly enough Malfoy turns into a ferret)
Harry: HAHAHAHA that never gets old. Hay ferret boy ever wanted to learn how to fly?
Ferret : (Squeaks timidly then runs away)
Harry: Wait come back. WHERE'S MY PUDDING?