Nop I still don't own Inuyasha..I wish I could though! It will be so cool!!
Chapter 7 The Bait!
It was still morning, you could hear the bird sing and the wind blow. It was a very nice day in Feudal Japan. Kagome, Sango, and Shippo were preparing everything for Inuyasha's surprise birthday party, and it was really going to be a surprise!. Inuyasha went to find Miroku and Sesshoumaru so he can hangout with them and tell Miroku that he was sorry about the other night. Everything was according to the plan, except that Kagome need a bait! In case the guys came early and discover everything.
Kagome: Here Shippo! Take this letter to the person that live in a cave at the deepest par of the forest
Shippo: But Kagome you need my help to put the decoration! *he lies so he can't go to that weird place kagome was talking about*
Kagome: Ohh! That's very sweet Shippo but..How can you help? You are too little to decorate the house! *Shippo opens his mouth to said something when then kagome said* Don't tell me you are afraid?? You can take Kirara with you!
Shippo: I'm not afraid!! I'm just a little scare of the dark *lying*
Sango: Afraid of the dark in the morning?? Come on Shippo don't be a chicken and go to the cave and find that guy!
Shippo: But ..I don't wanna go! *he said with a childish voice*
Kagome: Come on Shippo do it for Inuyasha!!
Shippo: NO WAY!! I WOULN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THAT STUPID DEMON IF I'LL DO IT IS BECAUSE YOU BEG ME KAGOME! *he said a little upset*
Kagome: Sure!
Shippo took Kirara with him and start his trip to the cave that was on the deepest part of the forest where Inuyasha was found a year ago. Shippo was really scared and I mean it. His little legs were shaking and his body start to tremble. He wasn't scared of the forest though, he was scared of this person that he have to visit. This guy that kidnapped him and Kagome a couple of month ago. He was afraid of this demon. He was afraid of Kouga!.
Shippo: I just hope he isn't in a bad mood, I don't want to be the breakfast!
Kirara make a weird noise that, if kirara knew how to talk, it would said something like "me too, I don't want to be the dessert of that wolf freak!!"
They walk all the way to the dark, scary, and deepest part of the forest where, like in the middle of the nothing, a little cave was found. It was Kouga private cave, and I mean PRIVATE because in that place is where he and another girl have a little fun in a comfy hay kind bed.
Shippo: I hope he is alone! Well here I go
Shippo throws a little fire toward the cave and then a male voice said in an angry tone
Kouga: Who the hell threw that fire toward me!! I bet is one of those stupid demons that wants to pick up a fight!! Well I will use my claws an make a nice hole in this person hearts until I found the heart and get it out of the body, then I'll make a barbecue with it!!
Shippo: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Kouga: My, my is just little Shippo with his cat friend. Well I guess I can make a Fox-becue with him and then I'll make a Catscream with the cat! (for those of you who don't get it, Fox-becue is a barbecue but with fox meat and a Catscream is ice cream made of cat skin and blood! Yummy don't you think??)
Shippo: AHHH! No wait I got a letter for you!
Kouga: Sorry foxy I don't know how to read!! So said bye, bye to this world!! *He grab Shippo by the tail and put him in his mouth as if he was a little mouse been eaten by a cat, if these doesn't make sense, how about the part on the Lion King when Scar almost eat the mouse!*
Shippo: Please don't eat me!! I read it to you. This is a letter from KAGOME
Kouga stops just before he could chew Shippo like a bubblegum. "A letter from Kagome?? Well Why didn't you said so!!" He spits Shippo out of his mouth. "By the way you should take a bath men! You taste like garbage!!"
Shippo: I don't get a baths you moron! I am a demon and demos don't get baths!!
Kouga: Well I do
Shippo: You do?? You are just a wolf freak!
Kouga: *grabs Shippo by the tail* If you call me a freak again you son of a bitch!! I swear I'll eat you like a donut and I will chew you so hard that your bones are going to be crush in a matter of second!! GOT IT!!! Shippo: *gulp*
Kouga: So tell me what those that beautiful girl wants? Marry me?
Shippo: Keep dreaming pal!! The only demon she would marry would probably be Inuyasha not YOU!
Kouga:..SHUT UP!
Shippo: Anyways she wants you to be the bait!
Kouga: The bait? For what? A fishing commercial?
Shippo: no you moron, you see today is Inuyasha's birthday and Kagome needs someone to keep him busy until she is ready with the decorations for his birthday!
Kouga: Huh? Birthday? Decoration? What the hell are you talking about Foxy?
Shippo: Ohh men! Don't you even now what's a birthday??
Kouga: Well...no
Shippo: Well a birthday is...a...well is just a day!
Kouga falls anime style
Kouga: I know is a day you moron!
Shippo: Well I don't remember what a birthday is but I just know that it is very special for Inuyasha!
Kouga: I see..
Shippo: so are you going to do it yes or no?
Kouga: What do I have to do?
Shippo: Just entertain Inuyasha for a little while
Kouga: Entertain him? Like the clowns in a circus?
Shippo: Men you are stupi- Fight him or something
Kouga: Fight him huh? Nice idea foxy! I'll do it but for one condition
Shippo: What?? Kouga: Kagome have to give me a kiss and a bit of cake.deal?
Shippo: No way!! What do you think Kagome is? A bitch?
Kouga: No! I think she is a beautiful human. If you don't accept it then I WON'T DO IT!
Shippo: Well (if I don't get him to fight Inuyasha then kagome is going to kill me) Well ..Alright then but just a kiss..deal?
Kouga: Deal!!
They both shake hands.
Kouga: so where is Inuyasha Foxy?
Shippo: DON'T CALL ME LIKE THAT!! He is in the other side of the forest, but I must warn you, he is not alone. Inuyasha is with Miroku and his brother Sesshoumaru.
Kouga: Great!! Now I can fight Inuyasha for kagome, and Sesshoumaru for killing my herd of wolf!!
Shippo: Okay then! When Sango stops the fight you have to disappear immediately. You run toward Kaede's hut and Kagome will be waiting for you outside, then Kagome would tell you what to do. GOT IT??
Kouga: Yes! This will be a piece of cake!
Shippo: By the way, use this *Shippo gives Kouga a weird brown ball* when Miroku try to suck you into his Wind Tunnel. Throw this brown ball into his hand, it will cause the Wind Tunnel to stop so he can't use it against you. Kagome don't want you to be suck in Miroku's wind tunnel, that's too bad though.
Kouga: Hey thankx. Ohh and say Hi to kagome for me, tell her that I will be back for that kiss!!
Shippo: Sure!!
Kouga headed toward the other side of the forest to catch Inuyasha and his friends before they could get closer to Kaede's house. They weren't too far away. Kouga was daydreaming about the kiss Kagome would give him if he do the job.
Meanwhile in the other side of the forest, Inuyasha apologized to Miroku and he accept it. Inuyasha said that he was just worry about Kagome and he needed to get his anger out of his body or he would surely explode. Sesshoumaru was there too, they decided to return to Kaede's hut and have some Ramen that Inuyasha saw in Kagome's big bag. They were close to Kaede's hut when a shadow starts to run in circles surrounding them.
Inuyasha: I guess we have company!
Sesshoumaru: Finally, a little bit of fun.
Miroku: Is he powerful?
Sesshoumaru: It feels that way, he is very fast too so we have to look out.
Inuyasha: Don't worry, I'll take care of it! *he pulls out his Tetsaiga and stand in a battle position* Stop hiding you coward and show yourself !
Shadow: My, my, someone is a little mad today! What a surprised to find you here Inuyasha! And you too Sesshoumaru, I want revenge for what you did to my friends!!
Miroku: Who are you??
Shadow: Well I can be Naraku, as well as I can be Kikyo, but what would be the fun??
Inuyasha: We are not her to play with you!!
Shadow: Well I am not her to talk either!!
Well this is where my chapter ends! So stay tuned for the next chapter that will come up Tomorrow! Don't miss it, it would be the fight against the Shadow and Inuyasha with friends included. Of course the Shadow is really..Oops too much information! Well find out in the next Chapter called "A battle or a hanyou?!" See ya next time!!
Remember to R&R and also to vote if you want me to the fic I was thinking of. Well gotta go!
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Chapter 7 The Bait!
It was still morning, you could hear the bird sing and the wind blow. It was a very nice day in Feudal Japan. Kagome, Sango, and Shippo were preparing everything for Inuyasha's surprise birthday party, and it was really going to be a surprise!. Inuyasha went to find Miroku and Sesshoumaru so he can hangout with them and tell Miroku that he was sorry about the other night. Everything was according to the plan, except that Kagome need a bait! In case the guys came early and discover everything.
Kagome: Here Shippo! Take this letter to the person that live in a cave at the deepest par of the forest
Shippo: But Kagome you need my help to put the decoration! *he lies so he can't go to that weird place kagome was talking about*
Kagome: Ohh! That's very sweet Shippo but..How can you help? You are too little to decorate the house! *Shippo opens his mouth to said something when then kagome said* Don't tell me you are afraid?? You can take Kirara with you!
Shippo: I'm not afraid!! I'm just a little scare of the dark *lying*
Sango: Afraid of the dark in the morning?? Come on Shippo don't be a chicken and go to the cave and find that guy!
Shippo: But ..I don't wanna go! *he said with a childish voice*
Kagome: Come on Shippo do it for Inuyasha!!
Shippo: NO WAY!! I WOULN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THAT STUPID DEMON IF I'LL DO IT IS BECAUSE YOU BEG ME KAGOME! *he said a little upset*
Kagome: Sure!
Shippo took Kirara with him and start his trip to the cave that was on the deepest part of the forest where Inuyasha was found a year ago. Shippo was really scared and I mean it. His little legs were shaking and his body start to tremble. He wasn't scared of the forest though, he was scared of this person that he have to visit. This guy that kidnapped him and Kagome a couple of month ago. He was afraid of this demon. He was afraid of Kouga!.
Shippo: I just hope he isn't in a bad mood, I don't want to be the breakfast!
Kirara make a weird noise that, if kirara knew how to talk, it would said something like "me too, I don't want to be the dessert of that wolf freak!!"
They walk all the way to the dark, scary, and deepest part of the forest where, like in the middle of the nothing, a little cave was found. It was Kouga private cave, and I mean PRIVATE because in that place is where he and another girl have a little fun in a comfy hay kind bed.
Shippo: I hope he is alone! Well here I go
Shippo throws a little fire toward the cave and then a male voice said in an angry tone
Kouga: Who the hell threw that fire toward me!! I bet is one of those stupid demons that wants to pick up a fight!! Well I will use my claws an make a nice hole in this person hearts until I found the heart and get it out of the body, then I'll make a barbecue with it!!
Shippo: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Kouga: My, my is just little Shippo with his cat friend. Well I guess I can make a Fox-becue with him and then I'll make a Catscream with the cat! (for those of you who don't get it, Fox-becue is a barbecue but with fox meat and a Catscream is ice cream made of cat skin and blood! Yummy don't you think??)
Shippo: AHHH! No wait I got a letter for you!
Kouga: Sorry foxy I don't know how to read!! So said bye, bye to this world!! *He grab Shippo by the tail and put him in his mouth as if he was a little mouse been eaten by a cat, if these doesn't make sense, how about the part on the Lion King when Scar almost eat the mouse!*
Shippo: Please don't eat me!! I read it to you. This is a letter from KAGOME
Kouga stops just before he could chew Shippo like a bubblegum. "A letter from Kagome?? Well Why didn't you said so!!" He spits Shippo out of his mouth. "By the way you should take a bath men! You taste like garbage!!"
Shippo: I don't get a baths you moron! I am a demon and demos don't get baths!!
Kouga: Well I do
Shippo: You do?? You are just a wolf freak!
Kouga: *grabs Shippo by the tail* If you call me a freak again you son of a bitch!! I swear I'll eat you like a donut and I will chew you so hard that your bones are going to be crush in a matter of second!! GOT IT!!! Shippo: *gulp*
Kouga: So tell me what those that beautiful girl wants? Marry me?
Shippo: Keep dreaming pal!! The only demon she would marry would probably be Inuyasha not YOU!
Kouga:..SHUT UP!
Shippo: Anyways she wants you to be the bait!
Kouga: The bait? For what? A fishing commercial?
Shippo: no you moron, you see today is Inuyasha's birthday and Kagome needs someone to keep him busy until she is ready with the decorations for his birthday!
Kouga: Huh? Birthday? Decoration? What the hell are you talking about Foxy?
Shippo: Ohh men! Don't you even now what's a birthday??
Kouga: Well...no
Shippo: Well a birthday is...a...well is just a day!
Kouga falls anime style
Kouga: I know is a day you moron!
Shippo: Well I don't remember what a birthday is but I just know that it is very special for Inuyasha!
Kouga: I see..
Shippo: so are you going to do it yes or no?
Kouga: What do I have to do?
Shippo: Just entertain Inuyasha for a little while
Kouga: Entertain him? Like the clowns in a circus?
Shippo: Men you are stupi- Fight him or something
Kouga: Fight him huh? Nice idea foxy! I'll do it but for one condition
Shippo: What?? Kouga: Kagome have to give me a kiss and a bit of cake.deal?
Shippo: No way!! What do you think Kagome is? A bitch?
Kouga: No! I think she is a beautiful human. If you don't accept it then I WON'T DO IT!
Shippo: Well (if I don't get him to fight Inuyasha then kagome is going to kill me) Well ..Alright then but just a kiss..deal?
Kouga: Deal!!
They both shake hands.
Kouga: so where is Inuyasha Foxy?
Shippo: DON'T CALL ME LIKE THAT!! He is in the other side of the forest, but I must warn you, he is not alone. Inuyasha is with Miroku and his brother Sesshoumaru.
Kouga: Great!! Now I can fight Inuyasha for kagome, and Sesshoumaru for killing my herd of wolf!!
Shippo: Okay then! When Sango stops the fight you have to disappear immediately. You run toward Kaede's hut and Kagome will be waiting for you outside, then Kagome would tell you what to do. GOT IT??
Kouga: Yes! This will be a piece of cake!
Shippo: By the way, use this *Shippo gives Kouga a weird brown ball* when Miroku try to suck you into his Wind Tunnel. Throw this brown ball into his hand, it will cause the Wind Tunnel to stop so he can't use it against you. Kagome don't want you to be suck in Miroku's wind tunnel, that's too bad though.
Kouga: Hey thankx. Ohh and say Hi to kagome for me, tell her that I will be back for that kiss!!
Shippo: Sure!!
Kouga headed toward the other side of the forest to catch Inuyasha and his friends before they could get closer to Kaede's house. They weren't too far away. Kouga was daydreaming about the kiss Kagome would give him if he do the job.
Meanwhile in the other side of the forest, Inuyasha apologized to Miroku and he accept it. Inuyasha said that he was just worry about Kagome and he needed to get his anger out of his body or he would surely explode. Sesshoumaru was there too, they decided to return to Kaede's hut and have some Ramen that Inuyasha saw in Kagome's big bag. They were close to Kaede's hut when a shadow starts to run in circles surrounding them.
Inuyasha: I guess we have company!
Sesshoumaru: Finally, a little bit of fun.
Miroku: Is he powerful?
Sesshoumaru: It feels that way, he is very fast too so we have to look out.
Inuyasha: Don't worry, I'll take care of it! *he pulls out his Tetsaiga and stand in a battle position* Stop hiding you coward and show yourself !
Shadow: My, my, someone is a little mad today! What a surprised to find you here Inuyasha! And you too Sesshoumaru, I want revenge for what you did to my friends!!
Miroku: Who are you??
Shadow: Well I can be Naraku, as well as I can be Kikyo, but what would be the fun??
Inuyasha: We are not her to play with you!!
Shadow: Well I am not her to talk either!!
Well this is where my chapter ends! So stay tuned for the next chapter that will come up Tomorrow! Don't miss it, it would be the fight against the Shadow and Inuyasha with friends included. Of course the Shadow is really..Oops too much information! Well find out in the next Chapter called "A battle or a hanyou?!" See ya next time!!
Remember to R&R and also to vote if you want me to the fic I was thinking of. Well gotta go!
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