FIRST UNION CENTRE, PHILIDELPHIA
VIDEO GAME DEATHMATCH 3
VIP BOX
Fox Chicken: Hello there, I'm Fox Chicken. Welcome to the latest blood filled spectacular from ChickenFox Productions. I am your announcer for this evening, alongside my co-commentator. Allow me to introduce to you former Green Beret and Delta Force member, the original Chicken Fox: Colonel Roy Campbell!
Campbell: And I'm damn happy to be here.
Fox: You reading me, Colonel?
Campbell: Loud and clear, Fox. And please, call me Roy.
Fox: Well, Roy..
Campbell: Colonel Campbell.
Fox: But, you just said..
Campbell: Look, soldier, we've got a Deathmatch to announce. Now stop contradicting your superiors.
Fox: Uh, yeah. Anyway Roy, amongst your many accolades the most prestigious must be the honour of competing in our first ever Deathmatch! What was that like?
Campbell: Oh, it was really tough. I didn't know whether I was fighting against myself, or whether I was Lambert fighting myself, or whether I was a hologram of Lambert fighting against a hologram of me projected on top of a hologram of the person he was fighting cunningly disguised as myself!
Fox: Whoa, intense.
Campbell: It sure was.
Fox: So, what have you been up to since?
Campbell: Well, as you know I've been doing a lot for ChickenFox Productions. I'm currently hosting Metal Gear Solid Spin-off Showcase, as well as threatening people into writing reviews. All that while being on bail!
Fox: You sound like a busy man. How are the reviews coming?
Campbell: Well, we've received seven reviews in five days, so that's something.
Fox: What a motivator you are! Any words of advice for people out there?
Campbell: Anemone or clematis sap can trigger an allergic reaction - so always wear gloves when snipping blooms!
Fox: Is it time for our first interview already? Doesn't time go by quickly! Let's go over to Meryl.
(Cut to corridor backstage. Snake's locker room is shown. There is a lot of shouting going on from inside)
Fox: Oooh, bad timing.
Campbell: Yeah. Either Snake's watching Monster Trucks again or Meryl's in there with him.
(The door opens. Meryl walks out sobbing and carrying heavy bags. More shouting is heard coming from in the room. She shouts back in.)
Meryl: Fuck off!
(Meryl slams the door behind her.)
Fox: Maybe we'll come back to you later Meryl..
Meryl: Fat chance, Fox. I quit!
(Meryl rips out her earpiece and smashes it down on the floor)
Campbell: Maybe I should talk to her -
Fox: We've got a Deathmatch to commentate on Roy. The show must go on. Or I'm fired.
Campbell: Now I really think I should go talk to her.
Fox: Come on, Roy! I'll buy you an ice-cream!
Campbell: Ok.
Fox: Anyway (wipes forehead), coming up is the first ever tag team match to be shown in a Deathmatch ring. It's going to be Buffy The Vampire Slayer teaming with the soul sucking Raziel of Soul Reaver fame to take on comic- book vampire slayer Blade and Raziel's nemesis Kain.
Campbell: Plus, don't forget our Main Event that will pit Snake against an unknown member of Rockstar Inc.!
Fox: And we'll have loads of interviews -
Campbell: Depending on whether we can find an interviewer or not.
Fox: Don't go away, we're coming right back!
VIDEO GAME DEATHMATCH 3
VIP BOX
Fox Chicken: Hello there, I'm Fox Chicken. Welcome to the latest blood filled spectacular from ChickenFox Productions. I am your announcer for this evening, alongside my co-commentator. Allow me to introduce to you former Green Beret and Delta Force member, the original Chicken Fox: Colonel Roy Campbell!
Campbell: And I'm damn happy to be here.
Fox: You reading me, Colonel?
Campbell: Loud and clear, Fox. And please, call me Roy.
Fox: Well, Roy..
Campbell: Colonel Campbell.
Fox: But, you just said..
Campbell: Look, soldier, we've got a Deathmatch to announce. Now stop contradicting your superiors.
Fox: Uh, yeah. Anyway Roy, amongst your many accolades the most prestigious must be the honour of competing in our first ever Deathmatch! What was that like?
Campbell: Oh, it was really tough. I didn't know whether I was fighting against myself, or whether I was Lambert fighting myself, or whether I was a hologram of Lambert fighting against a hologram of me projected on top of a hologram of the person he was fighting cunningly disguised as myself!
Fox: Whoa, intense.
Campbell: It sure was.
Fox: So, what have you been up to since?
Campbell: Well, as you know I've been doing a lot for ChickenFox Productions. I'm currently hosting Metal Gear Solid Spin-off Showcase, as well as threatening people into writing reviews. All that while being on bail!
Fox: You sound like a busy man. How are the reviews coming?
Campbell: Well, we've received seven reviews in five days, so that's something.
Fox: What a motivator you are! Any words of advice for people out there?
Campbell: Anemone or clematis sap can trigger an allergic reaction - so always wear gloves when snipping blooms!
Fox: Is it time for our first interview already? Doesn't time go by quickly! Let's go over to Meryl.
(Cut to corridor backstage. Snake's locker room is shown. There is a lot of shouting going on from inside)
Fox: Oooh, bad timing.
Campbell: Yeah. Either Snake's watching Monster Trucks again or Meryl's in there with him.
(The door opens. Meryl walks out sobbing and carrying heavy bags. More shouting is heard coming from in the room. She shouts back in.)
Meryl: Fuck off!
(Meryl slams the door behind her.)
Fox: Maybe we'll come back to you later Meryl..
Meryl: Fat chance, Fox. I quit!
(Meryl rips out her earpiece and smashes it down on the floor)
Campbell: Maybe I should talk to her -
Fox: We've got a Deathmatch to commentate on Roy. The show must go on. Or I'm fired.
Campbell: Now I really think I should go talk to her.
Fox: Come on, Roy! I'll buy you an ice-cream!
Campbell: Ok.
Fox: Anyway (wipes forehead), coming up is the first ever tag team match to be shown in a Deathmatch ring. It's going to be Buffy The Vampire Slayer teaming with the soul sucking Raziel of Soul Reaver fame to take on comic- book vampire slayer Blade and Raziel's nemesis Kain.
Campbell: Plus, don't forget our Main Event that will pit Snake against an unknown member of Rockstar Inc.!
Fox: And we'll have loads of interviews -
Campbell: Depending on whether we can find an interviewer or not.
Fox: Don't go away, we're coming right back!