Chicken Fox: Hello, it is I. The author. It has been brought to my attention that I require some sort of legal disclaimer on my stuff so that I don't get sued or what not. Isn't it good enough for you people that I spend eleven hours a day writing this stuff for your pleasure when I should be doing coursework? No, I have to put a disclaimer on as well for those bastards, yes bastards, at Capcom!

Fox: Erm, its Konami, Lance...

Chicken: I know who they are! God damn Capcom! Anyway, I'm not gonna say it. You can't make me. I own all the rights to Metal Gear Solid and all the names etc. and the rights to all the other games like that one with that psycho chick who just got killed.

Campbell: Buffy?

Chicken: Yeah. I'm gonna ask her out. Do you think I look fat?

Campbell: No! You go for it boss!

Fox: Er, guys, isn't she like, well...dead?

Chicken: Eh, I'll just get that lesbian witch to resurrect her.

Fox: Willow?

Chicken: No, Jenny Bond.

Campbell: I'd like to correspond her royals!

Fox: Can we get back to the subject here? The disclaimer?

Chicken Fox: Fine, OK. I don't own the rights to any of the Metal Gear Solid characters, even though I should, because before I came along all they were making was "Frogger". They wanted to call it "Highway Crossing Frog"! What sort of a name is that?

Fox: Ahem, the disclaimer.

Chicken Fox: Oh yeah. And despite what I said before I don't own the rights to MTV, any Crystal Dynamics game or any other characters you might see in this or any other of my fics except for Fox Chicken (not me, the announcer. If you're confused then you can call him by his full name Foxford R. Chicken III), Turkey Mulder and myself. But I won't sue you if you want to use them in your fics! Well, not much anyway.

Fox: Thank you, Chicken Fox!

Campbell: Now let's get on with the action, Foxford!

Fox: Indeed, coming up next we have...what do we have, Roy?

Campbell: Dunno. Someone forgot to book a mid card.

Fox: Erm, right...

Campbell: What do we do know?

Fox: You know, it's never come up.

Campbell: I know! I know! (Starts jumping up and down) Let's look at the reviews! They might give us some ideas.

Fox: Okay. (Looks at reviews on www.fanfiction.net) Here's a few, from some anonymous guy called ChristSaviour.

Campbell: This guy is obsessed! And insane, with a Toy Story fixation.

Fox: He says we should have Metal Gear Rex verses...The Monster From another Dimension Gurlugon.

Campbell: The what?

Fox: Okay, let's just move onto the next suggestion. Meryl vs Olga. Good idea, except we don't know where Meryl is.

Campbell: Yeah, that's kinda my favourite so far though. What else?

Fox: Robocop vs Terminator!

Campbell: Aren't they movie stars? With shit games?

Fox: Yeah, but we just had Blade on. The next suggestion is...out, because we've just had a tag match. Otacon vs Sparks is quite intriguing though.

Campbell: I think we should at least ask them.

Fox: Yeah, but not now. And finally... Bryan Fury vs Stone Cold. That could be the shortest match of all time.

Campbell: I say we go back to the Olga/Meryl fight.

Fox: But Meryl has gone AWOL. She's MIA. Possibly DOA. Or DWI.

Campbell: Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was too busy talking to Olga by codec. She says she'd be delighted to have a deathmatch.

Fox: (Sarcastically) Well done. Now we just need to find Meryl.

Campbell: That'll be easy. I've got secret agency links, and you just said she's CIA.

Fox: Well. That's handy.