Mark: Hey, turns out I wrote a couple chapters ahead!
Jon: He tweeked em though to fit certain story lines.
Mark: Dude, you didn't have to tell them that.
Xocio: Yea, he did.
Mark: TO HELL WITH YOU!
Karakeha Kara: Watch out for that sinus smoke! Thanks for inviting me, and thanks for the review!
Jon: She thinks I'm cool.
Mark: Tch, yea, but I taste better!
Jon: Grrr you know I can't read!
Weeeee: Donka.
Jon: Now! Introducing, SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN HITLER!
Chapter 7ish Use the fource Naota! To get me a chocolate chip cookie!
Last time, on piece of crap continuation, I mean um, FLCL Returns! Naota and Ninamori had been sent flying through the air, Haruko and Valom were busy fighting Xocio and his robot slavebitch! Now on with the show!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SCARED NAOTA! NAOTA?!!?!?!?" Naota had been knocked unconscious from Haruko's blow. Ninamori got really wide-eyed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ME CRUSH YOU!"
"Shut the fuck up you douche!"
So it was that Haruko smacked Robo- slavebitch in the forhead with her Bass and Robo-slavebitch exploded soon thereafter.
[Mark: DAMN, don'tcha love my fight scenes!]
[Jon: No, they suck balls.]
[Shake: Yea they really do.]
[Mark: You don't count Shake your not even supposed to be here.]
"M3 CR00$HE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Some old-as-hell villain cliché! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahakageeeeeeaaaaac. Damn flies" Valom charged Xocio and smacked him in the head with his saxophone, which broke.
"D4M U M4RK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Mark: he he he]
Xocio brought his Banjo up to strike the killing blow, and Valom put his hand up in defense.
"N0 N0 N0 PL34ZZZZZ DUNT K3LL M333EEE!"
Cue ding sound
And then a Five-String Red with Black center Samick Bass Guitar appeared out of nowhere and into Valom's hands. "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAA"
Xocio hit the Bass straight on and it broke his Banjo in half and sent him flying backwards. "Whoa, how did I do that, and how did I get this kick ass bass?"
"Duh, bass guitars are indestructible, didn't you know that?"
"Oh yeah..."
"OUCH, DAMN YOU TWO, NOW MY ARMY OF TELETUBBIE DEMONS, STRIKE NOW!"
"Say what?"
Haruko crouches down and grabs her head and starts roling around,
"OH DAMN, IT'S WORSE THAN I PREDICTED! THIS WHOLE PLANET AND EVERYONE ON IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BONED!"
Then Teletubbie's appeared out of nowhere and charged towards our two hero's.
"We want to hug you!"
Haruko and Valom both blinked for a couple of seconds, "NO, NO, GET AWAY!" Valom halted retreating for a second,
"Wait, I have the answer to stopping all of this!"
"And what is that."
"It'll cost you Haruko!"
"Say what???"
"Remember, I'm your stalker."
"Whatever just, GET RID OF THEM!"
"...kick ass... OK HERE IT IS!" Valom then pulled out a PDA with an internet connection and went to SLUTSRWE.COM and showed it to the teletubbies.
"We're melting, we're melting!" As you probably already guessed, the teletubbies started to melt. Xocio on the other hand just ogled the screen. Valom moved the PDA around a little, and Xocio's head followed.
"You want it? Do ya, do yaaaaaaaaa? Well me too bitch!" and Valom through the PDA straight up into space.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Cue pop noise, and then a riding lawn mower appeared out of nowhere.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU!" and Xocio rode out of the solar system, chasing after porn.
Back at the Nandaba bakery slash household...
Naota Narritive: There was another horn... Another horn like the last one. Two years, in two years I had grown, but in just two days, my life seemed nearly the same as it did two years ago, except now there were more than just Haruko...
Naota looks up and see's Valom watching Soap Operas.
"Why, is he here."
Haruko came out of the bathroom.
"He made me promise to do anything for him if he got rid of Xocio."
Kamon got an excited look on his face.
"I asked for hot nasty sex, but the she just broke my arm, so I said living here for a while would be good instead."
Naota got angry at this, "And How Long Is Awhile?"
"Until I feel like leaving really..."
zoom to an outside view of the Bakery...
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND JUST WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?"
"Well, I gueeeeeeeesss the only place is, on the top bunk with Haruk-GAH, MY OTHER ARM!"
Mark: What will happen now that Xocio is off Earth?
Jon: You'll have to wait till the next chapter like everyone else!
Mark: grrr... :snaps his fingers:
Teletubbie Demons: We want to hug you!
Jon: OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: Review please, you know you want to click that button, and that button know it wants to be clicked...
Jon: He tweeked em though to fit certain story lines.
Mark: Dude, you didn't have to tell them that.
Xocio: Yea, he did.
Mark: TO HELL WITH YOU!
Karakeha Kara: Watch out for that sinus smoke! Thanks for inviting me, and thanks for the review!
Jon: She thinks I'm cool.
Mark: Tch, yea, but I taste better!
Jon: Grrr you know I can't read!
Weeeee: Donka.
Jon: Now! Introducing, SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING THAN HITLER!
Chapter 7ish Use the fource Naota! To get me a chocolate chip cookie!
Last time, on piece of crap continuation, I mean um, FLCL Returns! Naota and Ninamori had been sent flying through the air, Haruko and Valom were busy fighting Xocio and his robot slavebitch! Now on with the show!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SCARED NAOTA! NAOTA?!!?!?!?" Naota had been knocked unconscious from Haruko's blow. Ninamori got really wide-eyed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ME CRUSH YOU!"
"Shut the fuck up you douche!"
So it was that Haruko smacked Robo- slavebitch in the forhead with her Bass and Robo-slavebitch exploded soon thereafter.
[Mark: DAMN, don'tcha love my fight scenes!]
[Jon: No, they suck balls.]
[Shake: Yea they really do.]
[Mark: You don't count Shake your not even supposed to be here.]
"M3 CR00$HE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Some old-as-hell villain cliché! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahakageeeeeeaaaaac. Damn flies" Valom charged Xocio and smacked him in the head with his saxophone, which broke.
"D4M U M4RK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Mark: he he he]
Xocio brought his Banjo up to strike the killing blow, and Valom put his hand up in defense.
"N0 N0 N0 PL34ZZZZZ DUNT K3LL M333EEE!"
Cue ding sound
And then a Five-String Red with Black center Samick Bass Guitar appeared out of nowhere and into Valom's hands. "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAA"
Xocio hit the Bass straight on and it broke his Banjo in half and sent him flying backwards. "Whoa, how did I do that, and how did I get this kick ass bass?"
"Duh, bass guitars are indestructible, didn't you know that?"
"Oh yeah..."
"OUCH, DAMN YOU TWO, NOW MY ARMY OF TELETUBBIE DEMONS, STRIKE NOW!"
"Say what?"
Haruko crouches down and grabs her head and starts roling around,
"OH DAMN, IT'S WORSE THAN I PREDICTED! THIS WHOLE PLANET AND EVERYONE ON IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BONED!"
Then Teletubbie's appeared out of nowhere and charged towards our two hero's.
"We want to hug you!"
Haruko and Valom both blinked for a couple of seconds, "NO, NO, GET AWAY!" Valom halted retreating for a second,
"Wait, I have the answer to stopping all of this!"
"And what is that."
"It'll cost you Haruko!"
"Say what???"
"Remember, I'm your stalker."
"Whatever just, GET RID OF THEM!"
"...kick ass... OK HERE IT IS!" Valom then pulled out a PDA with an internet connection and went to SLUTSRWE.COM and showed it to the teletubbies.
"We're melting, we're melting!" As you probably already guessed, the teletubbies started to melt. Xocio on the other hand just ogled the screen. Valom moved the PDA around a little, and Xocio's head followed.
"You want it? Do ya, do yaaaaaaaaa? Well me too bitch!" and Valom through the PDA straight up into space.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Cue pop noise, and then a riding lawn mower appeared out of nowhere.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU!" and Xocio rode out of the solar system, chasing after porn.
Back at the Nandaba bakery slash household...
Naota Narritive: There was another horn... Another horn like the last one. Two years, in two years I had grown, but in just two days, my life seemed nearly the same as it did two years ago, except now there were more than just Haruko...
Naota looks up and see's Valom watching Soap Operas.
"Why, is he here."
Haruko came out of the bathroom.
"He made me promise to do anything for him if he got rid of Xocio."
Kamon got an excited look on his face.
"I asked for hot nasty sex, but the she just broke my arm, so I said living here for a while would be good instead."
Naota got angry at this, "And How Long Is Awhile?"
"Until I feel like leaving really..."
zoom to an outside view of the Bakery...
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND JUST WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?"
"Well, I gueeeeeeeesss the only place is, on the top bunk with Haruk-GAH, MY OTHER ARM!"
Mark: What will happen now that Xocio is off Earth?
Jon: You'll have to wait till the next chapter like everyone else!
Mark: grrr... :snaps his fingers:
Teletubbie Demons: We want to hug you!
Jon: OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: Review please, you know you want to click that button, and that button know it wants to be clicked...