Mark: Hi everyone!
Jon: No smalltalk, I told you that once already!
Mark: Thanks for reviewing Weeeee and Ultima Tech
Jon: Dude I said no smalltalk.
Mark: Are you forgetting, that have the power, to take you out of the cofortable seat of power that I placed you in, and throw you down in the chaos with them!
Jon: heheheheheh sorry boss
Mark: What???
Jon: I mean Master.
Mark: Good minion.
Jon: And now, the next chapter of FLCL Returns!
Diclaimer: Mark owns nuthin, besides Valom.
Chapter 8 Where the hell is my cookie?
So, he was gone, the threat to earth over. I suppose I should have thought of this as a good thing. But I don't, because that threat was what brought her back to me, even if it did drag along a jack-ass.
"TV-Boy, you have to work it faster if the bread is going to come out right!"
"HAHAHA OMIGOD VASH IS SO FUNNY WITH HIS DOUGHNUTS!"
"... god dammit, where is a girl supposed to find toilet paper in all the sex toys, damn Monchan whaddya do with this one..."
Naota looked around at the chaos that was his house, Valom watching TV, and he is the loudest TV watcher in history, Kamon and Canti are trying to make bread again, and Haruko found Kamons 'toys', he decided to go for a walk. But just as he opened the door...
All at the same time,
"Where you going Ta-kun? Huh, huh, where?"
Naota was so aggravated he couldn't speak, it had even flashed across Canti's screen.
"I'm going out for a walk."
"Ooo Ta-kun, are you going to see that Eri girl that you were messing around with in school the other day?"
ENTER MANGA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again...
Zoom to a frame with Kamon standing there yelling with Valom and Haruko in the background watching. "WHAT?? NAO-CHAN YOU FOOLY COOLY IN SCHOOLY?!?!?"
Now a frame with Valom who has leaned backwards from the TV "Way to go Kid!"
Same frame as the first one, Kamon. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY OWN SON WOULD FOOLY COOLY IN SCHOOLY WHILE PEOPLE LOOK ON AND DROOLY!
Frame with Naota looking over his shoulder and walking out of the door. "I just talked to her that's all. I am just gonna go on a walk."
Frame with Kamon with a really big head, and Valom and Haruko are chibbis, plus a shoowshy background, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO ME LIKE THAT NAOTA, YOU LIE TO YOUR OWN FATHER WHO NAMED YOU FOR HONESTY!!!"
Frame that has zoomed in on chibbi Haruko, "He's not here anymore Kamon, he left."
Big-head Kamon frame, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???"
Frame that zooms in on chibbi Valom, "Yea, I bet he went to go feel up Ninamori! I'm glad I planted a spy cam on him!"
Frame with Kamon jumping in the air, "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!"
END MANGA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamon is on the floor panting, "I'm glad we get paid extra for those Manga scenes."
"Wait a second Valom, how do you know Ninamori?"
"That's a good question Haruko, how do I know Ninamori?"
On the outskirts of Mabase...
Kitsurubami came running into the main room,
"Amaro, Raharu has returned, along with two other Bassians [the name I have given their race, though they may also be referred to a Rehus, like from Siblings]
Amaro spit out his coffee which caused the tredmill he was on to short circuit, "WHAT, SINCE WHEN?"
"About three days ago."
"Who were the two other Rehus?" [told ya]
"Valom Onutaku and Xocio Onutaku"
Amaro spits out more of his coffee. "YOU MEAN XOCIO IS HERE, NOW! RAHARU AND VALOM TOO?"
"Well, Rahura and Valom yes, Xocio left the planet from mysterious circumstances about 1 day ago."
"Oh dammit, I think I've got a Mybrain headache."
"Don't you mean, Migraine, sir?"
"No, it's a mybrain headache, jeeze and you went to what college?"
'EYEBROWS'
"Listen, Kitsurubami. I think this delema would be best solved, if solved while eating a dinner."
"What?"
"And then maybe over a drink."
'What is he getting at."
"And then, maybe in bed together."
"WHAT??? WHOA WHOA WHOA!"
"And then maybe over a cigga-"
"No sir, I will not let you in my pants."
"DAMN!"
A few hours later, just outside the Nandaba Bakery slash Household...
Valom was outside working on his, you guessed it, vespa, but unlike P!, however, it was dark blue, and it had a sticker that said 'S!'
"Hey, free-loader... stalker... alien..."
Valom didn't seem to notice these at all.
"... totally hot and steamy love machine-"
"Word up kid, you know you look stupid with that hat on."
"I couldn't help it, it may have been just a bump this morning, but I could tell it would grow."
"Whatever, Owe Shit! That burns! So what did Ninamori say?"
"How'd you know I was at Ninamori's? And how do you know Ninamori anyway?"
"I planted a spy cam on you and I have no idea." Naota sighs and walks inside.
Valom hums a tune to himself, and thinks, 'He's gonna whish he hadn't.' As he gets done thinking that a sound of something heavy hitting the floor is heard. "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN! HOW YOU BEZ?"
"GET OFF OF ME HARUKO!"
Mark: That's all for this chapter!
Jon: What is going to come out of Naota's forhead this time? How's does Valom know Ninamori? And why is Mark letting there be two names for Rehus? Those last two will probably never be answered but the first one defiantly will! Next time on FLCL Returns!
Canti: 'dammit, I can't speak, What in the? Oh, ok, right voice in my head, well then, Review
Jon: No smalltalk, I told you that once already!
Mark: Thanks for reviewing Weeeee and Ultima Tech
Jon: Dude I said no smalltalk.
Mark: Are you forgetting, that have the power, to take you out of the cofortable seat of power that I placed you in, and throw you down in the chaos with them!
Jon: heheheheheh sorry boss
Mark: What???
Jon: I mean Master.
Mark: Good minion.
Jon: And now, the next chapter of FLCL Returns!
Diclaimer: Mark owns nuthin, besides Valom.
Chapter 8 Where the hell is my cookie?
So, he was gone, the threat to earth over. I suppose I should have thought of this as a good thing. But I don't, because that threat was what brought her back to me, even if it did drag along a jack-ass.
"TV-Boy, you have to work it faster if the bread is going to come out right!"
"HAHAHA OMIGOD VASH IS SO FUNNY WITH HIS DOUGHNUTS!"
"... god dammit, where is a girl supposed to find toilet paper in all the sex toys, damn Monchan whaddya do with this one..."
Naota looked around at the chaos that was his house, Valom watching TV, and he is the loudest TV watcher in history, Kamon and Canti are trying to make bread again, and Haruko found Kamons 'toys', he decided to go for a walk. But just as he opened the door...
All at the same time,
"Where you going Ta-kun? Huh, huh, where?"
Naota was so aggravated he couldn't speak, it had even flashed across Canti's screen.
"I'm going out for a walk."
"Ooo Ta-kun, are you going to see that Eri girl that you were messing around with in school the other day?"
ENTER MANGA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again...
Zoom to a frame with Kamon standing there yelling with Valom and Haruko in the background watching. "WHAT?? NAO-CHAN YOU FOOLY COOLY IN SCHOOLY?!?!?"
Now a frame with Valom who has leaned backwards from the TV "Way to go Kid!"
Same frame as the first one, Kamon. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY OWN SON WOULD FOOLY COOLY IN SCHOOLY WHILE PEOPLE LOOK ON AND DROOLY!
Frame with Naota looking over his shoulder and walking out of the door. "I just talked to her that's all. I am just gonna go on a walk."
Frame with Kamon with a really big head, and Valom and Haruko are chibbis, plus a shoowshy background, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO ME LIKE THAT NAOTA, YOU LIE TO YOUR OWN FATHER WHO NAMED YOU FOR HONESTY!!!"
Frame that has zoomed in on chibbi Haruko, "He's not here anymore Kamon, he left."
Big-head Kamon frame, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???"
Frame that zooms in on chibbi Valom, "Yea, I bet he went to go feel up Ninamori! I'm glad I planted a spy cam on him!"
Frame with Kamon jumping in the air, "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!"
END MANGA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamon is on the floor panting, "I'm glad we get paid extra for those Manga scenes."
"Wait a second Valom, how do you know Ninamori?"
"That's a good question Haruko, how do I know Ninamori?"
On the outskirts of Mabase...
Kitsurubami came running into the main room,
"Amaro, Raharu has returned, along with two other Bassians [the name I have given their race, though they may also be referred to a Rehus, like from Siblings]
Amaro spit out his coffee which caused the tredmill he was on to short circuit, "WHAT, SINCE WHEN?"
"About three days ago."
"Who were the two other Rehus?" [told ya]
"Valom Onutaku and Xocio Onutaku"
Amaro spits out more of his coffee. "YOU MEAN XOCIO IS HERE, NOW! RAHARU AND VALOM TOO?"
"Well, Rahura and Valom yes, Xocio left the planet from mysterious circumstances about 1 day ago."
"Oh dammit, I think I've got a Mybrain headache."
"Don't you mean, Migraine, sir?"
"No, it's a mybrain headache, jeeze and you went to what college?"
'EYEBROWS'
"Listen, Kitsurubami. I think this delema would be best solved, if solved while eating a dinner."
"What?"
"And then maybe over a drink."
'What is he getting at."
"And then, maybe in bed together."
"WHAT??? WHOA WHOA WHOA!"
"And then maybe over a cigga-"
"No sir, I will not let you in my pants."
"DAMN!"
A few hours later, just outside the Nandaba Bakery slash Household...
Valom was outside working on his, you guessed it, vespa, but unlike P!, however, it was dark blue, and it had a sticker that said 'S!'
"Hey, free-loader... stalker... alien..."
Valom didn't seem to notice these at all.
"... totally hot and steamy love machine-"
"Word up kid, you know you look stupid with that hat on."
"I couldn't help it, it may have been just a bump this morning, but I could tell it would grow."
"Whatever, Owe Shit! That burns! So what did Ninamori say?"
"How'd you know I was at Ninamori's? And how do you know Ninamori anyway?"
"I planted a spy cam on you and I have no idea." Naota sighs and walks inside.
Valom hums a tune to himself, and thinks, 'He's gonna whish he hadn't.' As he gets done thinking that a sound of something heavy hitting the floor is heard. "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN! HOW YOU BEZ?"
"GET OFF OF ME HARUKO!"
Mark: That's all for this chapter!
Jon: What is going to come out of Naota's forhead this time? How's does Valom know Ninamori? And why is Mark letting there be two names for Rehus? Those last two will probably never be answered but the first one defiantly will! Next time on FLCL Returns!
Canti: 'dammit, I can't speak, What in the? Oh, ok, right voice in my head, well then, Review